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Emily: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.

Spencer: That’s what you do?

Emily: Me? Oh no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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I’m looking up “aneurysm” in a medical dictionary to see if I just had one

Aaron Hotchner

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Olivia: The nonviolent approach is probably better here.

Elliot: I wasn't going to use violence. I don't always use violence... do I?

Olivia:

Elliot:

Olivia: The important thing is you believe that.

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Penelope: Please? For me?

Derek: Don't do that.

Penelope: What?

Derek: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well not this time.

Penelope: Please? For me?

Derek:

Derek: Okay.

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Congratulations, you managed to un-fuck a situation you originally already fucked up.

Captain Cragen

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Emily: Yes, but you know what they say, "Broken bones may break my bones, but they will never hurt me"

Aaron: They don't say that because it's not true and it doesn't make sense

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Fin: She's a ten. You're a six. Be confident.

Munch: And don't giggle.

Elliot: I'm a grown man I don't giggle.

Olivia: Hey Elliot! It's really good to see you.

Elliot: *giggles*

Fin and Munch: *Hit him*

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Olivia: What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?

Elliot: Don't be an idiot. Changed my life.

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My mother is fast asleep in my bed clutching a Hello Kitty pillow, and yes, I have pictures

Emily Prentiss

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Everyone knows my role here is to look hot, and I am doing my job flawlessly

Derek Morgan

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Dave: You know Aaron, I've been drinking-

Hotch:...

Dave: I mean, thinking.

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Hey, how you doing? Well I'm doing just fine. I lied I'm dying inside. -Aaron Hotchner

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Tom: Hey, everybody, listen up - Leo’s down from New Heaven and I'm making chili for everyone tonight!

[Everyone looks horrified]

Aaron: Oh God...

Various: Great! Great!

Tom: Okay,you know what? Let’s do this. Everybody look down at the big seal in the middle of my carpet. Now look back up at me. Leo’s down from New Heaven and I'm making chili for everyone tonight!

Everyone: That’s great! I love chili! Terrific!

Tom: There! You see how benevolent I can be when everybody just does what I tell them to do?

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I’m so hungover, my body’s shutting down, and nothing you’re saying makes sense

Penelope Garcia

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Cragen: You were ordered to stand down!

Elliot: I did, but I fell up again.

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Tom: I don't need a flu shot.

Doctor: You do need a flu shot.

Tom: How do I know this isn't the start of a military coup?

Doctor: Sir?

Tom: I want the Secret Service in here right away.

Doctor: In the event of a military coup, sir, what makes you think the Secret Service is gonna be on your side?

Tom: Now that’s a thought that’s gonna fester