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Not to alarm anyone but methinks I’m being followed

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Oh to be gay but scorn men

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*holds out kitten* it's dangerous to go alone

*gasp* BABY

They shall be my faithful companion forever thank you

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I wonder if I’ve ever bought milk from the same cow twice

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I said it already and I’ll say it again, you’re the best

guess who just had a breakdown of epic proportions 🤠

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Whipped cream please

can you maybe do a little cinnamon on top?

guess who just had a breakdown of epic proportions 🤠

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Of course, I don’t think I’ve ever used a different mug

guess who just had a breakdown of epic proportions 🤠

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Cocoa please 💛 you’re the best MJ

guess who just had a breakdown of epic proportions 🤠

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Could you? If you’re not busy or anything?

guess who just had a breakdown of epic proportions 🤠

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I think so, I have a cat on me and FRIDAY trying to distract me

guess who just had a breakdown of epic proportions 🤠

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I don’t know

guess who just had a breakdown of epic proportions 🤠

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guess who just had a breakdown of epic proportions 🤠

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… a lot?

@petrparkr I’m bored come hang out with me :((

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At least we haven’t blown anything up!

Yet

@petrparkr I’m bored come hang out with me :((

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Your not single and I have proof

L + ratio = absolute bullshit

*looks to the left*

*looks to the right*

And yet I see no man :(

[youknowwhoiamjr]

heeyaw fothermucker 🤠

That hurt my brain