Be calm. Be compassionate. Be logical. Be silly at least once a day.
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can i get a lesbian amen?
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Jane Austen?
I had two missionaries visit me yesterday. Or at least I assume they were missionaries of some kind, they didn't have the distinctive dorky outfits on, but they asked me whether I wanted to chat about the Bible. I told them I was an atheist and they said to have a good day.
I wish people did this for other books. Like if a pair of guys came to my house and said, "hey, we're just seeing whether people want to chat about Jane Eyre", I'd be like, "sure, come on it, it's been a bit since I've read it, do you want me to put on some tea?"
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pics or it didnt happen
I am the Liza Minnelli of this year’s Entomological Society of America meeting
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SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN
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reblogging this version cuz ive only ever seen the one where we blame covid on desecrating her tomb
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i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me
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Oh my God. I displayed a personality in front of people. Do you think I bothered them?
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there isn't a god but there really fucking should be
#who's monkeys?#whomst responsible for this circus?#maam your most sentient creatures are not being taught nonduelism#please collect your homo sapiens at the lost and found#thank you
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