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Vel'Koz: *casts Q like a mfing sniper* look, look, Tristana, I got him! *Brings him to 50% hp* I think you can get him now! I'll ignite him just in c-

*an ally is slain*

Vel'Koz: Tristana?!? What's wrong, why you die, bro?

Tristana: *signal that enemy is missing* XD

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Hi, folks, it's been a while. I recently got into league again, I try to cultivate my skill even more, I have improved (especially as Vel'Koz supp), I'm learning some new champs like Xayah, and maybe, just maybe I'll get back to the fandom as well :)

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“you and me and… Rhaast makes 3″ by ＳＯＲＡ

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Dango attack!

Even grumpy old Darkins deserve some of the squishy love 💕

My entry for the recent Riot Fanart Contest uvu

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Tbh, when a new champion is released, some of us are annoyed (including me sometimes), but still, better ban your counters, dude. You earn nothing when you ban Viego or Seraphine just to ban them.

People ban Viego while not knowing all you have to do is destroy his early to win against him. Big oof.

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Leona: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

Diana: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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Guys, hiatus for this blog, because I have huge fixation with Black Clover these days, and all I do is rant on my main blog about William Vangeance and Patry. But I think I'll get to post anything sooner or later lel

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Beautiful 💗

˗ˋ ❖；Garena New Year Karma, Morgana, Alune & Aphelios icons

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So, this year was:

Twisted Fate: Meh, I guess? *Hugs Graves with a smile and winks*

Graves: ... Alright... *Looks down embarrassed* we stayed home...

Miss Fortune: Fine, right Rafen?

Tahm Kench: it was Chef's kiss! *Clicks tongue*

Thresh: *sobbing* TERRIBLE! BWUAHOOHOOO!

Hecarim: *patting Thresh's back along with Karthus* he had to endure Ledros' bitchy attitude during the whole quarantine...

Karthus: *nods and sighs*

Ledros: *mental breakdown*

Kalista: We have still milestones of revenge to go!

Lee Sin: Well, I stayed calm during it all!

Udyr: Plot twist, if I wasn't stuck in Ionia, he'd be all the day crying under shower..

Yasuo: 0/20/5

Yone: *unplugs an earplug* wait, what was the question?

Master Yi: he wears them to dodge Yasuo's raging...

Garen: a great year, I finally stayed home and far away from filthy mages! DEMACIAAAA

Lux: *Whispers* he makes a small exception!

Darius: binge-watched every Noxian soap opera with them...

Draven and Swain: *wave hands with big smiles*

Katarina: missed my boyfriend...

Talon: *ironically* poor you!

Ezreal: Frick the quarantine, man, I didn't explore at my heart's content!

Heimerdinger: ... But, you had an exquisite chance to study!

Jayce: *proud grin* made some pioneering progress over here!

Viktor: yeah, yeah...

Jinx: they still chasing me! WHAHOO

Caitlyn: *runs manically after her with a whistler on mouth*

Aphelios: what can I say, gained weight because Atreus stuffed me with *several* mooncakes!

Alune: meanwhile Yuumi and I read an entire library together!

Pantheon: I had my fair amount of time to practice baking!

Taric: does it smell burnt in the kitchen or is it just me?!

Zoe: I shouldn't have played with the oven...

Diana: it was a scary experience to be stuck with her!! *Points at Leona angrily*

Leona: she lies *wiggles eyebrows*

Rengar: *holding Kha'zix against a tree* you know, the usual!

Kha'zix: ...don't mention it...

Jax: I don't know man, decided to visit Icathia and no one warned me that these weirdos would be around! And now I can't leave the place!

Vel'Koz: *holding Jax on his tentacle* Malzahar, Icathia has some interesting blue bipedals...

Malzahar: yeah, wrong signal from Icathia, it should have said "stay at home"...

Azir: the quarantine ruined my plans to restore the great Shurima!

Xerath: calm your beak...

Nasus: Calm your rocks!

Renekton: calm your stacks!

Kayn: on the one hand, there was master Zed, and on the other it was them! So yeah, a weird as f year for me..

Rhaast: "them" have names as well!

Valmar: Me and Kai stayed home.

Kai: We couldn't do otherwise...

Varus: hehehe

Aatrox: this was a very dark year, I loved it... Oh, Varus baked Christmas cookies! So cute!

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Teemo: you have seen nothing yet... *Turns his back* AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *cough*

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I'm so glad that after many mistakes, good and bad matches, all of this in five months. I'm feeling like a fuckin champ, and I love my boy so much! Since the first time i knew he existed I felt he was smth worth spending time on, and except arts, fics etc, now I have my first mastery token and second actual S rating on League! Thank you Vel'koz, having a great time with you!🐙

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Ledros: *angry and ironically* Who hurt you, Thresh?!

Thresh: *remembers those guys that would never trust him with any job better than keeping artifacts in a basement bc they had the assumption he was very violent without having any proof*

Also Thresh: ಥ╭╮ಥ

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If anyone around is as weird as me, come and let me explain you the story in my head where Rengar and Kha'zix fall in love, have kids and start a battle against the Void, having to travel from Ixtal to Shurima so they won't be targeted by the Ixtali and in general have a pain in the ass in their life, but their loving family soothens all the pain

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Kha'zix: *fights aggressively with Rengar to the point of bruising himself badly.*

Rengar: *also not stopping, even if he probably has achieved new scars by then.*

Kha'zix: *pushed him hard on a tree he randomly finds to immobilize him* AHA! Now, do you have anything to say, kitty?!

Rengar: *looks at him straight in his insect face, half closing his eyes in a strange manner someone would say.*

Kha'zix: *feels an unusual tension in his chest and he chirps like a cicada for a while.*

Rengar: *continues with the intense staring, cracking a small smile on his lips, a charming one, showing a canine tooth.*

Kha'zix: *looks away embarrassed, is ready to retreat and panicking inside.* ((Aaaah, say something, stupid, he seems to fancy you!))

Rengar: Yeah...

Kha'zix: ((omg, he's going to say it ...))

Rengar: You fuckin stink.

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I enjoyed todays games so much... I just had to rant a bit to cover quarantine stress haha.

But todays games were very enjoyable, so :)))

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Rhaast: I'm not a toy, Kayn!

Kayn: Hold my libido!

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Update I kind of abandoned him so I wouldn't jeopardize my rankeds, and returned to Vel'koz, but there are times I screw up myself or I have shitty teammates and cunning opponents, so I'm still bronze 1 my guys. But, I wanna take a break and learn Kha'zix jgl😂😂😂😂

Update, I now main Twisted Fate and I'm quite good at him

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Aphelios: alright, dark winged lady, all we have to do is take their soldiers and attack their tu---!?

Taric: Aaaaaaah, I'm so beautiful! Time to help my allies! This early ambush of beauty and grace should stun the opponent moon boy!

Aphelios: Fuckin shit, mate! :(

Graves: Yo, moon man, you are absolutely and fully worthless.

Aphelios: B- but! T- Taric- oh, whatever...

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In the meantime, excuse my longtime hiatus, I'm not at my best these months. :)