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Have you considered; letting Miraculous Blake keep the cat ears so it's just like. Chat Noir!Yang: "wait your cat ears are real?" Ladybug!Blake: "wait yours aren't?"

WAIT THAT IS GENIUS. I thought about it for a long while but I never thought of them approaching it that way, thank you I will be definitely considering that!

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hear me out,

here are my thoughts before i get cancelled for not making blake chat noir

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havent been active here, but have parody bees i made a few weeks ago :p

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My favourite bumbleby fic trope is when Blake returns and is like why don't you hate me

And Yang is just like

I tried. I tried and I tried and I tried and I tried but in the end all I ever did was miss you

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The Four Horsemen of Yang's Abandonment Issues

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team rwby if they have TikTok,

ruby would post reaction vids, those discussion videos that has roblox parkour in the background, and minecraft gameplay, pranks to pull on your partner, storytimes, and skits, vids of outings with their friends, those funny filters with friends, “clean my weapon with me”, zwei vids with weiss, “running around the house ‘til i pass out” kinda vids

weiss will have rants, pranks to mess with your father and brother, song covers, outfit check with yang, team vids where they’re lipsyncing to songs yk those kinds + if it’s with yang she suddenly gets tons of thirsty comments, discussions while doing make-up, and the post make-up transition vids, she also does outfit transitions

blake will have book recommendations and reviews (sometimes with ruby), “organize my bookshelves with me”, her sketches, gf appreciation vids, poems, cottagecore content, her dates with yang, videos of yang being goofy with hearts in the caption, safety tips for women, relationship advice, and occasional reaction rants

yang has dance covers, dance challenges, her own choreo, pranks to pull on your family, gf appreciation vids, just random day vlogs (majority of them are just clips of blake), workout sessions, her running errands and talking, food reviews with ruby, “____ with me”, and blake making her do random challenges. oh and her flipping weiss off whenever she gets the chance

the team account has the challenges they’d do, occasional dance covers yang manages to force them to do, vlogs, food vlogs, transition vids to when they’re going out, jamming sessions/outings with their friends, general pranks, and sparring videos

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You’re in the RWBY fanbase now, everyone is safe here

Seeing that some TOH fans are migrating to RWBY now-- like damn, guys. Y'all really chose a good time. This is literally the funniest moment to join the fandom. Nothing bad happening or anything. Welcome!

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she doesn’t know what to feel. she’s on the verge of a literal panic attack. she wants to scream, to cry, but the severity of the situation is preventing her from feeling and registering what just happened

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we finally got pyrrha on maya but on what cost

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Aw fuck they are sisters

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what if crescent rose is the one to ascend

Hang on a minute…

Is the crimson meteor that appears to kinda nuke the Ever After in the opening supposed to be CRESCENT ROSE?!!

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undercut yang truther

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i simply do not perceive the events that transpired after they exited jaune’s house 🙈 so have a Yang instead,

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RWBY Volume 9 episode 7, a summary:

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in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you

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it’s like. i’m your older sister and i love you and i love your mom who has become my mom. i’m your little sister and i love you and i love my mom who is also your mom because i don’t know anything else.

i’m your older sister and our mom is gone and our dad is also gone but in a different way so now i’m your mom and the only way i know how to be that is by emulating the cheeriness our mom taught us. i’m your younger sister and you think i don’t understand what’s happening but i do i just don’t know how to stop it so i’ll make myself easy to cheer up.

i’m your older sister and there is so much wrong with me but the last time i tried to fix it i took you with me and i put you in danger so now i’ll just keep that part of me separate. i’m your younger sister and now i’m old enough to process the grief our mom left behind but i can’t do that because you never share any of your grief with me.

i’m your older sister and the person i could actually turn to for help is gone and i can’t muster up the energy to help you with your trauma so i’m shutting down. i’m your younger sister and i don’t know how to help you heal because you never taught me how so the best thing i can do is keep you from being responsible for my healing by making my trauma nonexistent.

i’m your older sister and being apart from you helped me grow into myself. i’m your younger sister and being apart from you left me stagnant.

i’m your older sister and i gave up everything for you and i’ll keep giving up everything for you i’ll throw myself off a bridge and leave behind the girl i just found and healed with just so i can keep you safe. i’m your younger sister and i’ll come after you.

i’m your older sister and now i know you don’t know how to exist without me and i can’t hate you for that but i don’t know what to do. i’m your younger sister and now that you exist without me i don’t know what to do and i can’t hate you for that but i do.

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the fact that bumbleby kids will have one of the best genes, home life, and overall inheritance in all of remnant

yellow mom;

- has magic in her blood

- GORGEOUS ?!?!

- physical confidence that attracts everyone in the room

- the kind of person whom EVERYONE has a crush on (canon)

- amazing fighting skills

- 100% brains AND brawn

- daughter of the current spring maiden

- very ‘i love school and it shows in my grades’

- great stamina

- mom fr and knows how to take care of an entire home since she was about 6 or 7

- 2nd best cook in their team (according to the va’s)

- knows her way around weapons and constructing them

- acts of service and quality time love language ????

- cool uncle, loving dad, absent mom, angel mom

- RUBY AS AN AUNT ?!?!

- has storytelling skills down to a T

- has her whole life’s experience of taking care of a child

- will not hesitate to throw hands at whoever tries to hurt them (same goes for blake but more for yang)

- her eyes are so beautiful

- the fun, very energetic mom

purple mama;

- daughter of a chieftain

- GORGEOUS????

- such pretty e y e s

- the kind of person a lot of people fall in love with

- great endurance

- best cook in their team (according to the va’s)

- amazing fighting skills

- will teach her children how their emotions are okay and they shouldn’t be afraid to feel it

- wise beyond her years

- art skills 100%

- will make a bunch of paintings/sketches of her family

- passionate over what she fights for

- words of affirmation and physical touch love language ????

- loving parents

- fairytales live and flutter in her heart

- will absolutely sing for them (hc ‘cause of arryn who does sing a lot)

- literal actual soulmates with their mom

- very environmentally versatile considering she lived in temporary camps for a great part of her life

- will store a bunch of random items of their kids for keepsakes

- extremely patient

- the cool, calm mom

list goes on but in conclusion they’ll be amazing bee parents thank u :3