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Billy headcannons

(Sorry for the delay y'all, i've been busy)

Hates science but is the top of his class out of pure spite

He hates when people ask to touch his dog, will get super annoyed if you ask

He's the paperboy because he didn't want to be forced into sports (he likes sports but doesn't like putting in the effort of doing them)

He doesn't like his name because he thinks is silly, like he'll say Billy then cringe

He's the friend who talks about their pet all the time but he isn't obnoxious about it, he just casually slips in something about his dog when talking

He's the sarcastic friend that everyone thinks is nice until they get to know him

He's the friend you go to when you need an opinion without sugarcoating it (I would say vance is to but he'd be meaner about it without realizing)

Bruce tried to recruit him for baseball since he's the paperboy and throws newspapers but Billy thought it was a stupid reason to join and said no

Has never actually read a newspaper, he's just the paperboy

Ever since he took the paperboy job he wakes up super early even if he stopped it's muscle memory at that point

Since he has to get up early, he makes food for himself the day before with the help of his parents so he isn't running on an empty stomach

He gets sick easy, which he finds to be an inconvenience because of his job

He's a cranky sick, he just lays in bed with a frown on his face wrapped in a blanket burrito

Spends like 30 minutes in the shower standing there doing nothing before he starts washing himself

He's the gum friend, trust him to have gum on his person but be warned he doesn't give any to anyone he doesn't know

Hates tootsie rolls, hates how they taste and the name

He gets annoyed when people do the opposite of what he says (Talking to you finney/j)

Climbed things when he was younger as a past time, 1 out of 4 times he fell off of whatever he climbed

He's the person who listens to music you wouldn't expect him to listen to

He's not a golden child but he isn't outright bad either

He's the type of person to look at you like 🤨 after you say something stupid, doesn't say anything just gives you a side eye

He will tease you if you're shorter than him (Griffin isn't safe)

He worships his dog, he would do anything for them and ain't nobody gonna say anything about it

This one person had a crush on him but didn't know his name so when the news came around back to him that they had a crush on the paperboy he got paranoid that it was someone he was giving papers too (He was embarrassed, nobody had a crush on him before)

He would not be able to handle horror houses or abandoned places, he would be shaking in his boots

He thinks his dog is all he needs, and maybe it's true

(I can't think of more)

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Unpopular opinion:

Vance is better than billy hargrove, idk who started the whole comparing the two of them thing but y'all leave that blonde mullet milf hunter out of vance's proximity and also he doesn't look like eddie and billy's love child, y'all see a blonde boy with long curly hair and immediately go "oh he looks like eddie and billy's love child 🤪" no he doesn't plus vance has way better hair than billy and eddie combined don't lump my boy with them

(Before the billy/eddie simps come after me this is purely a joke i dont actually care who's better 💀)

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Robin Headcannons (Because im doing these for all of the ghost boys + finney)

I said this before in one of my other posts, he would hate the book version of IT. He would read it once out of curiosity but never again afterwards but i feel like he would like the 2017 movie

I've seen other posts hc he has a bandanna collection but not me, he has that one bandanna he wore and it was his dad's before he died so it's super important to him

He strictly only fights bullies, he doesn't start fights he finishes them. He won't fight someone unless they give him a reason or start swinging first

The roundhouse kick he did on moose was a in the moment thing, he was totally freaking out afterwards because he did that for the first time and it was fucking awesome

He used to be picked on for being smaller than most kids, but that was short lived for obvious reasons

Him and his uncle got closer after his dad died, and now he's kinda like a second dad to robin but he isn't replacing him

Robin's uncle is the chill laid back kind of guy who gives really good advice and robin thinks he's super wise

For a while he thought vance was like super cool and looked up to him but then it clicked that vance beat up just about anyone and that wasn't exactly the best role model (he still thinks he's pretty cool tho, and if they were friends he'd be more understanding i think)

Super jealous of Vance's hair once upon a time, would never admit it even if his life was on the line

Him and Finney met in the fourth grade, he punched a kid that was bullying finney but finney was super scared of him afterwards and ran away. Robin made it up to him by getting him a soda and apologizing for scaring him.

Sucks at math but im like 95% sure he would be good in language arts class

Likes to read horror stories just as much as he likes horror movies

He doesn't actually like getting into fights but as i said before he has his reasons

He loves Finney and Gwen, they're a package deal and he would do anything for them (this includes kicking their dad's ass-)

He had a mermaid moment once in a pool (like slow motion coming out of water and slicking his hair back moment) and Finney has never let him live it down

He's the type of person to forget how strong he is when doing normal things, like he put his arm around finney's shoulder once and finney almost fell over because he basically put the poor boy in a chokehold

Gives bear hugs i just know it

Definitely not a ladies man, this boy gets no girls. He's super confident and cool around boys but the second a girl comes by he's awkward and doesn't know what to say (well besides gwen, she's easy to talk to if you asked him maybe it's because she's his friend's sister)

He's the type of friend that'll be walking to class, see you in the hall, stops walking to his class to walk and talk with you until you get to your class then realize he's almost late to his own class and basically sprints to class

(Who should i do next?)

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Seriously people, do better

Okay listen, I never really post on here and Im writing this on my phone so it probably looks weird, but people need to start talking about this.

There is way to much sexualizing in The Black Phone fandom. They’re most KIDS. The characters and the actors.

I saw this on Wattpad

He is a CHILD. A whole ass 15 year old.

I don’t care if your a minor too, people need to stop sexualizing these kids.

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Vance is the kind of kid to push the merry-go-round/roundabout super hard and fast while other kids are on it and Finney is a victim to being on it when he does it

Bonus: The others boys also being on it while Vance spins it and when its fast enough Vance jumps on with them until its stops and he does it again and again but no one stops him because he's having way too much fun even though Billy looks like he's gonna hurl and Finney's hanging on for dear life and almost slipped off twice

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He's such a little cutie pie, i just wanna pinch his cheek

I love Finn smm like look at this

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Black Phone Incorrect quotes (except its things that have actually happened to me)

Griffin: Would you love me if i was a worm?

Vance: I would fucking step on you without second thought.

Griffin: Wow you're such a dick

Vance: Never said i was nice

Griffin:...You're not wrong but i'm gonna be upset anyways

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Billy: My dog is super sick and im really worried

Vance: Sucks to suck loser

Billy:

Vance:

Vance: I deeply apologize, i said that on instinct. I hope your dog gets better.

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Bruce: They can't even play the game right, all you have to do is kept the damn ball in the air

Finney: Why are you so mad? Like dude it's just volleyball, you dont even play volleyball

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Griffin: I saw a dead bird on the way to school.

Billy: Why are you so calm about that?

Griffin: What you think this is my first time seeing a dead animal on my way to school? Rookie mistake.

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Robin: Is it because i'm hispanic?

Finney: Stop. You know i'm white and can't say anything but deny that statement

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Finney: Humans are so weird, like think about it we're just bones with flesh on them

Robin: It's to early for this

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Griffin: I love you more than life itself

Billy's dog:

Griffin: Well said.

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Man wtf is wrong with people

Exposing someone.

Verygirlygirl has wrote smut about some characters or one character from TBP. Finney and the others are minors in the movies. The same person who wrote the smut is a minor too, but it’s so weird and disgusting. As a minor my self I can’t believe someone has wrote things like that.

They seem to admit it that all the smut is for them and not for their followers. They don’t see anything wrong with it. But I do. It’s nothing but disturbing and disgusting that the fact they think aging up a minor would fix that. Even if they are aged up, it still means that they aren’t ready for the writing of smut.

I asked them to unfollow me on my main account cause I don’t support that type of writing and behavior.

I hope someone sees this and know what’s going on around the TBP fandom.

STOP SEXUALIZING MINORS

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I find it so weird that people write smut about the black phone characters

Specifically the kids because they're kids obviously.

It's especially weird that you're writing smut of characters played by actors who are minors irl

Also if you have to age up a character to write smut about them, they're obviously aren't old enough for you to be writing about them like this.

This especially goes to anyone who writes about Vance and makes smut of him, a reminder that he is just as much of a kid as the others.

Vance's actor Brady isnt even 18 (he only said that to post something on tiktok) yall need to understand how this is a problem because some of yall seem to overlook the fact that these are minors

And i dont wanna hear the 'they're fictional' arguments fictional or not these are minors at the end of the day, and if you think making smut of minors is ok you need help like actual help

And i don't even wanna get into what grabber fans write. You know who you are, do me a favor and block me because i dont want any of you interacting with my stuff

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Griffin Headcannons (because im sad and he needs more content)

He's a mama's boy definitely

He likes to read and paint

People think he's timid and shy and probably has anxiety and he probably does but he's also a feral gremlin (gwen would be proud of him if she knew the insults he could come up with)

His mom makes him lunch even though he begs her not to, but she does it anyways because she doesn't trust the school lunch

He doesn't like rough housing or getting dirty but he wishes he did because maybe he would have friends then if he could be like them

He can and will debate about anything no matter how stupid just for shits and giggles

He hates other people touching him, he has that 'dont touch me i dont know where your hands been' mentality, he will only let his mom or people close to him touch him (But that doesn't mean he wont touch others on his own sometimes)

(Moving on to if he was friends with finn and the ghost boys)

Vance once scared him by accident and he kicked him in the shin because of it (Vance chased him around for like five minutes after but Griffin kept managing to get away)

He loves billy's dog, would steal them if he could but won't because he knows billy loves them too much

Bruce tried to get him to practice baseball but soon stopped after Grffin accidentally hit him in the face with the ball

Him and Vance grew close way faster than the others and nobody knows why

He thinks the others are really cool

He think's finney's rocket is so cool and his rocket flashlight, like that's peak coolness to him

He likes horror stories over horror movies but isn't opposed to watching horror movies especially whenever robin invites him to watch one at the drive-in

Out of all the boys, Griffin used to be jealous of Finney before being friends with him. His reason? Finney was good looking, friends with robin who after vance was the toughest kid, he had a good sibling bond with gwen, plus he had really nice hair.

Sometimes he just needs to fidget with things out of nowhere, Vance is the victim to most of it because Griffin will just grab his hand and fiddle with his fingers (He doesn't say anything as long as it isn't when he's playing pinball or something)

He likes hand holding, like just in general. He can be sitting down and randomly asks one of the boys if he can hold their hand, it grounding to him, comforting even but only if he's the one initiating it.

He will never understand how Billy can wake up early to give out papers, he barley ever want to get out of bed himself

Him and Vance have the relationship like that one audio that goes like this.

'Take it.'

'Is this.. Are you giving me your number?'

'You can reach me anything'

'But for what?'

'If anyone gives you trouble just call me, I'll fucking kill 'em for ya'

(Thats all i got for now)

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Me when that one scene of finney crying comes on

Poor boy must've felt so helpless, i just wanna hug him

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Idk about yall but i just wanna be the older sibling figure to the finn and the ghost boys, wanna just give them all hugs and tell them it's ok. I will listen to finney talk about space and rockets same with robin about horror movies and help him with math and listen to bruce talk about baseball and vance talk about pinball. I will sit with Griffin and talk about everything and nothing whatever he wants. I wanna give Billy head pats same with his dog. They're just kids 😞

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More Vance headcannons because i can

Vance's mom gave him his choker and he practically worships the item, like he wont let anyone even touch it he will fight someone if they did, doesn't want someone's dirty grubby hands on it

His mom has a picture he drew back in elementary school on the fridge and he's so embarrassed by it but at the same time loves that his mom keeps it up

He loves bananas and watermelon, will absolutely tear them up if they are within his reach

He's a picky eater but it's because he's sensitive to certain foods, he won't eat dry ass chicken, he wont eat anything with a bone if he feels a bone he will spit his food back out and lose his appetite, he hates biscuits because they're dry, he doesn't like flaky foods, he hates marshmallows just all together they're too sweet and he hates the texture of them, he likes seedless fruits if he bites into a fruit and there's a seed in it he will get upset, he hates popsicles he only likes soft ice cream

He has adhd and is so hyperfixated on pinball, he genuinely enjoys it the game brings him so much happiness even if it doesn't look like it that's why he gets upset when someone messes up his game (plus how many of yall wanted to punch someone when they messed up your game or interrupted something you're hyperfixated on?)

He thinks rings are really cool but never wears them, he tried but it felt weird and restricting on his fingers so he never wore them again

Only neckwear he has is his choker because he hates necklaces, they always get stuck in his hair

He also doesn't like the idea of getting his ears pierced because he thinks his hair will get stuck on them

Hates winter, his mom always forces him to wear winter clothes because if she doesn't he will walk around in his sleevless jean jacket even if it's cold

He has a really sensitive nose he hates the smell of bleach and cleaners, heavy floral fragrances, old woman perfume, ect

He doesn't hate physical affection he just doesn't get it often because of his reputation of kicking people's asses, his mom is affectionate with him though and he loves his mom but he wishes someone else can be affectionate with him too

He hates his reputation because now people are scared of him which is fine it means no one will fuck with him but he doesn't really have any friends save for a few but he feels incredibly lonely (thats why i love the idea of finney and the ghost boys being friends with him)

Has really good skin, no one knows why or how and its unfair because it gives him that flawless look

Tried dating but he didn't like it much, it's not that he's opposed to dating he just doesn't care for it much but hey if the right person comes then it is what it is

He isn't homophobic or racist, he doesn't care much that stuff actually, what gender you like isn't his business nor does the color of your skin matter

He gets anxious at night, he doesn't like being alone in the dark and he usually goes to sleep late because of it

His eyes twitches sometimes because of stress and anxiety

(That's all i got for now)

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Grabber simps don't interact with my stuff, i will block you i really dont care what's your argument

This is a grabber hate blog i dont like him and i never will and grabber x readers/any of the kids are the bane of my existence so i will only say this once stay off my god damn page or you will be getting blocked.

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Once Upon A Dream (Pt.4)

They couldn't find Billy or Griffin, so they all agreed to look again tomorrow and just go home.

So now its the next day and they're looking again, luckily it was saturday so school wasn't an issue though perhaps being at school would be easier to find them.

They decided to bike around rather than walk, Vance being nice enough to offer his bike? Well nobody actually knew if it was his bike considering the only transportation they've seen him use was a police car or just plain walking.

But anyways Robin and Finney were using Vance's bike while the blonde went on Bruce's bike, and they searched around in hopes of finding Billy atleast.

He was the paperboy afterall, and if he was like them just going about regularly then he'd be biking around early throwing newpapers into people's lawns.

For someone they thought would be easy to find it was actually way harder than it seemed.

It was like they were biking around forever, yet still no sign of Billy.

Maybe he didn't hand out papers and just went home? Well it's not like any of the others knew where he lived so they would either have to wait until school starts, same thing with Griffin nobody knew where he lived and nobody even knew him at school.

This is starting to become a disaster quickly.

They were gonna cut their losses when suddenly Bruce points outs to the sidewalk.

It was Billy's dog in all their furred glory with Billy's bike next to them.

Though this time it was different.

Billy was there sitting next to his dog, along with Griffin who's bike was also there.

It was a surprise, finding the both of them on some sidewalk.

Griffin had taken it upon himself to pet Billy's dog who was very happy for the attention while Billy himself just sat there watching.

They stopped their bikes and walked up to the two boys.

Billy looked at them but he didn't say anything.

While Griffin seemed to curl in onto himself, an attempt to make himself smaller.

Though he was already pretty small compared to the others.

It gave them a sick feeling in the stomach, seeing Griffin here.

They could see how young he really looked, how small he was compared to them.

It was really fucked up.

"I was biking around doing my job when i found him on the side walk with his bike" Billy eventually spoke up, looking at Griffin.

"We've been sitting here a while, didn't say much until you guys came"

"We we're looking for you Bi- Paperboy" Finney stopped himself, remembering what he said in the basement, he didn't know if he still wanted to be called Billy or Paperboy.

"We're glad we found both of you though" he finished.

Billy nodded "So what now kid? You found us"

Finney frowned a bit "I don't know, but we should stay together if the grabber is still around"

"He isn't" Griffin spoke up for the first time.

They all looked at the smaller boy and he seemed to chuckle out of nervousness.

"I checked, i went to the house both of them nobody was there the doors were even unlocked so i went in for myself then left that's when he found me" the boy gestured to Billy.

Now that confused them all, the grabber wasn't there anymore but they all remembered what happened?

What kind of freaky fucking fever dream is this?

"What the hell were you thinking? Going to that house, so what if he wasn't there it was fucking stupid of you to go because what if he was there?"

Vance the ever knowing mood changer Hopper.

Griffin laughed nervously again and and looked anywhere but at the blonde " I don't know what i was thinking" he admitted

"Yeah i can fucking see that only an idiot would go back to the house of their kidnapper" Vance kept going on.

Billy spoke up then "Leave the kid alone, he's here with us now and did us a favor by checking"

"Yeah man just leave him alone" Bruce agreed.

Vance glared at all of them "No i won't, he could have gotten hurt or fucking killed if that asshole was still there" he then grabbed Grffin by the collar of his shirt.

The smaller boy scrambling to get away but Vance yanked him closer "You got some fucking death wish kid? Getting killed once ain't enough for you so you went back to that house?"

"Leave him alone!"

"Let go of him!"

"Stop it!"

"Vance!"

The boys all said simultaneously.

Griffin shook his head "No i just-"

"You just what? Thought it was a good fucking idea to check if he was there? Knowing what would have happened if he was there? You wanted to repeat what happened all over again" Vance questioned practically shaking Griffin by the collar of his shirt.

"No- of c-course not-" Griffin stuttered.

Vance didn't get nuch else out as Robin and Bruce practically yanked him off the poor boy.

Billy held Griffin up from behind while glaring at Vance.

"What the hell is wrong with you? Saying all of that shit? He's just a kid like the rest of us, so what he didn't think it through but he's here now so what does it even matter" he gritted out.

"Yeah man, you didn't have to go ballistic on him" Bruce said.

"So what? He could've gotten killed! So fucking what if he's here now there was still that chance he wouldn't have been if the grabber was still there. If was a dumb fucking idea use you got no fucking survival instincts?" Vance spit out as he pushed the other two off him.

This was a disaster, even more than before.

"Everyone just calm down, it doesn't matter anymore he's safe and the grabber isn't here. Yes he could have gotten hurt but he didn't" Finney said, going between them all, trying to diffuse the situation.

Vance looked just about ready to kill him but he just scoffed "Whatever"

It took them a minute to all calm down, Bruce and Robin keeping a eye on Vance.

Billy making sure Griffin was ok.

And Billy's dog wagging their tail like nothing had happened, wow this dog was truly unbothered.

"So if the grabber wasn't there what do we do now? Im sure we all remember what happened" Bruce spoke up eventually.

What could they do? The grabber wasn't there that didn't mean they didn't experience the tramua they went through.

Yeah that thought was quickly cut short when a black van drove pass them...

The same black van they all knew.

The watched silently as it slowly drove out of sight.

They all looked at Griffin who look pale, terrified even.

"I-i- but he wasn't at the house, i checked! B-both of them!"

Griffin wasn't lying, they could all tell.

But what the fuck happens now?

A/n: Finally got that over with, honestly thinking about leaving this cliffhanger

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Messed up The Black Phone imagines (I apologize in advance)

Tw: Death? Small mention of drugs

Imagine if Griffin was the first taken because he was the smallest of the bunch, someone nobody knew. He was the test dummy, someone the grabber could take without issue. An experiment of sorts, and when he was tired of the boy he gave him 'mercy' by killing him in his sleep

Imagine how the boy's families felt when they knew they wouldn't be coming back home

Imagine how the sickening feeling Max felt when he figured out his brother was the grabber well atleast if he wasnt on cocaine when he figured it out

Imagine how Robin felt when he knew he wouldn't see Finney and his family again

Imagine that chilling feeling Robin felt when he saw Finney in that basement

Imagine how Billy's parents felt when they only found their son's bike and dog but not him, the fear they felt when they knew he was taken

Imagine how angry yet terrified Vance was in that basement, strongest kid in the town reduced to another kidnapping victim.

Imagine how bruce felt when he was trying to dig that hole only for the grabber to find him, that cold wave of fear he felt because he didn't have enough time

Imagine how confused the boys were when they were still in the basement even after they died, watching the others one by one until finney came

(Might make more of these later)

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Once Upon A Dream (Pt. 3)

They made it to their next destination, the Grab'n'Go.

They could see him through the window.

In all his menacing glory.

Vance Hopper, formerly known as Pinball Vance. Though i guess formerly isn't correct anymore considering he's there.

They walked into the store and made way to him.

It was almost nostalgic seeing Vance, playing pinball like nothing happened. Finney could almost say it was comforting seeing him like this, something familiar.

Vance didn't bat an eye at them, he kept playing with the pinball machine. His expression blank, unreadable if it were anyone else they would have thought he was really concentrated.

But he knew they were there even if he didn't look at them to know.

"What the hell do you want?" his gruff voice filled the silence that had taken upon them.

What did they want? It was a good question really. They didn't really know besides finding the others.

"We're looking for the other boys" Finney managed to get out.

Vance scoffed but didn't take his eyes off the game "Well you found me now leave me the hell alone"

Ok so this isn't going as well as he thought it would but then again what did he expect from Vance Hopper?

"But-" he tried anwyays

Vance snapped his head towards Finney, icy blue eyes glaring holes into him.

"But what Finney Blake? You think just cause we're out of that fucking basement we're gonna be all buddy-buddy with each other? Tough fucking luck i don't give a shit, you can go ahead and find the others but leave me the fuck alone" he seethed.

Jeez talk about a fast mood change.

Robin putting a hand infront of Finney and glared back at the blonde.

"Plus what the hell are you gonna do when you find the others? Gonna hold their hand and tell them everything's gonna be ok?" Vance said coldly.

He was right. Finney didn't know what they were gonna do, i mean what can you do in this situation?

"Let's just go" Bruce said in an attempt to diffuse the situation before Vance decided to kick some ass.

"You should come with us- It'll be better this way if the grabber is still here being in a group can help" Finney blurted out anyways.

Vance stared at him for a second before scoffing again "Fine" he said shortly.

Robin and Bruce stared at them in disbelief, so now Vance is joining their little search party? That was way easier than expected.

The blonde stepped away from the pinball machine and began making his way out, the others following close behind.

But Finney couldn't help but think about how Vance acted like nothing had happened before, just playing pinball like it was a normal day atleast until they came.

Though he shook those thoughts away, better for them that Vance is neutral about the whole situation than being angry.

Angry Vance wasn't something to fuck with, he would know if him almost bursting his ear drums before had anything to say about it.

"So who's next?"