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halo I'm watching yona of the dawn ✨️

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winterhawks are like that dynamic in which one teases "ooh come on, you like me!" and then after a while the other one "oh shit, I like him."

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winterhawk brainrot

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peter parker core

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I had an idea about Winterhawks, but at the exhibition. you know, in formal suits, Clint put on his belt, Bucky washed his hair..

moreover, none of them was ready for cultural pastime. They don't understand art at all, but they stare at the painting for half an hour. Bucky is the only one trying to figure out her deep meaning. Clint scratched his head, looked at it up and down, and still didn't understand anything. Well, he gave up, what else could he do?

—This is crazy,— Clint spits out, falling onto a gorgeous but terrifyingly tiny bench, — "What on earth is this, pray tell?"

"It's a work of art," Bucky says, also not showing much interest in the canvas, "that's what it says."

— I can draw the same one at headquarters. Cut me a square template out of cardboard and you'll have a work of art," he mints the last words, giving them a special touch.

Bucky suppresses the urge to yawn and looks around. There are a lot of people around, all dressed up and focused only on the exhibition. Conversations are conducted in a low voice, no, even in a whisper. That's probably why Clint's loud chatter is so jarring. With an absent-minded gaze, he sees the family moving smoothly towards the exit, and catches himself with an amazing thought.

— Can we dump it?

they leave in the stupidest way, moving from wall to wall in fear of bumping into Cap.

p.s. they were caught.

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Clint: Yaay movie night! What are we going to watch?

Bucky: Something without Ryan Gosling

Clint: ? Why??

Bucky: Because Blade Runner is already boring. Seriously, Clint, we watch this movie over and over again. I'm sick of this.

Clint:

Bucky:

Clint: You look lonely..

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Spidepool quarrels are divided into two camps:

1) tough quarrels over morality and justice. different views on the same things, which can literally destroy their entire relationship progress at once.

2) "are you fucking hitting on my fav from the movie right now??"

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student AU. Clint laughs and jokes that Bucky is actually deceiving everyone and that the prosthetic is not real, until Bucky begins to undress at some point to demonstrate the authenticity of his missing limb

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Spidepool soft is when Peter is having a particularly bad day and he urgently needs to talk it out. and for unknown reasons, he materializes at Deadpool's "den" with a bag of Chinese or Mexican food. first, he politely asks if he can come in, and then an hour later, at most, he's already sprawled on his ceiling like at home and grumbling, grumbling, grumbling what bitches everyone is and that only he's adequate there (well, and cap, of course). Wade, like the bestie on the phone, agrees with him in everything while discussing his ex idk

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Peter smells like unloading a stupid two-hour YouTube video after a hard day.

Peter smells like sleep in the bathroom from exhaustion.

Peter smells like the phrase "yes, aunt May, I'll be late today," repeated day after day. today he has a lot of work, tomorrow he has a lot of work and the day after tomorrow too.

Wade smells like the idea of revisiting the Golden Girls at the most unexpected and inopportune moment (oh escapism).

Wade feels like he's hiding the fact that the words that literally hit the most painful places didn't touch him at all.

Wade smells like the phrase "fuck it, we'll break through", uttered through his teeth, suppressing the desire to die from pain right now. But it's all pointless, it won't work anyway.

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cry for them every night

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Wade: hello?

Peter: it's 7 a.m. what the–

Wade: dude, the situation is fucked up. if Ellie doesn't finish her porridge, she'll have a stomach ache from hunger, and if she continues to be stubborn, she'll be late..

Peter: this is not my problem– WAIT,

do you want me to do... a thing?...

Wade: yes.

Peter: Wade, maybe I'm not ready..

Wade: just do it. Let it be not for my sake, but for her....

Peter: ...... ok, give me the phone.

"Ellie, this is Spider–Man. If you don't finish your breakfast–"

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I love the way Peter desperately claims in the comic that he and Deadpool aren't friends at ALL!! not once, anywhere, and never. just imagine their dialogue with Matt:

Matt: .. and this is your friend?

Peter: NOT A FRIEND.

Matt: Okay, mate.

Peter: We just work together sometimes.

Matt: That's what partners mean, Peter.

Peter: *totally ignores* He's terribly annoying, you know? he constantly pulls on trifles, talks nonsense and pisses me off terribly. You can't imagine how hard it is to work with him. He doesn't look like a superhero at all! He's just makes you nervous, nervous, nervous, and nervous again..

Matt: * takes out a beer with a sigh*

like.. what kind of therapy is there when he has a friend with whom he can discuss and condemn his partners?

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I’m gonna be just like you

No matter what you say I can do

I’ll follow you until the day

I can smile at you and say

Big brother I’m just like you

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Matt Murdock: Is something burning?

Frank Castle: Just my love for you.

Matt Murdock: Frank, honey, the love of my life...the toaster is on fire.

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im not crying you are