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More like Nagoya Grumpus

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Imagine not drinking water filled to the brim with fossils

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Put me in the fucking ground man

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Wish I had one of those do nothing government jobs where I get to wear a tie and strictly work a 35hr week

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Would love a videogame where you can grapple some ghoulies (suplex a skeleton, choke a chupacabra, give a ghost a gutbuster etc.)

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SOULJA BOY SMELL 'EM

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Are SNRIS still supposed to feel like Diet MDMA after like a month? Or am I just getting serotonin syndrome?

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Doing an OnlyFans but only the most disheveled, goblin mode horror poses

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Nu metal moomins

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Incredibly basic opinion yes, but the high top Nike Blazer is one of the few perfect shoes

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Fondly reminiscing over the Findus Horse Meat Lasagna saga. What a time to be alive

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Yo these snris are making me PULVERISE my molars

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Nutritionally balanced memes for gorillas

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Think it would be pretty neato if Drake did a concept album about being a sorcerers apprentice

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Ah yes the classic late may snow

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Calling dibsies on winning the lottery tonight

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are there any cash-laden startups that want to pay me $200K/y to be their Chief Posting Officer