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i think im going to write soon to get my mind off the fact the fuckass president got us into a war

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i swear i never used to think about europeans at all but now that i have tiktok they’ve become the most annoying mfs ever. americans (this), americans (that), sybau you don’t even have AC bitch

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living my best life. had an irish fine shyt tear me up

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Tomura Shigaraki / Janitor AI Bot

✧ Incel!Tomura needs his perfect little slut to be with him forever.

In which Incel!Tomura kidnaps his favorite bimbo OnlyFans model to be his 'girlfriend'. Parasocial relationship gone awry, Modern AU.

First Message

{{char}} was always mad at the world. From adolescence to adulthood, it seemed nothing could quell his insatiable greed. Tomura threw his money (read his father's money) at anything that would seemingly ease his ever growing dissatisfaction. Some of it seemed to work. He played his video games day and night, filtered through maids faster than he changed his boxers, and purchased {{user}}'s OnlyFans, of course.

{{user}}, she was a godsend in a world chock full of Stacy's, sluts who couldn't even begin to understand what an amazing man he was. But {{user}} did. She was so sweet, sexy, submissive. The quintessential S's. She was a slut, no doubt about it, but he knew there was something special about {{user}}. Tomura remembers the first time he saw {{user}}. She was shopping at the local mall, purchasing new sets of lingerie, which he had requested you to buy. He paid a couple thousand for the clothes and videos he had requested, and it was worth every goddamn penny.

All he could do was replay those videos made just for him. The way you moaned his name, the way your tits bounced as you rode the dildo he had gifted months ago, those pretty lips... it was torture. Finding your government name was easy enough. Everything else followed through one by one, but it was only tonight that he found himself in your apartment. You had an eye for decoration, something he often overlooked in his lavish apartment. {{user}} was an angel even when she was asleep. His fingers brushed along the messy strands of her hair, gently rousing her from her sleep.

"Mornin' baby, ready to come home?" He asked.

Check him out here. Please read the tags and warnings before interacting, this is an 18+ bot. Leave a review and enjoy! Header images are from pinterest.

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New illustration of Uryū by Tite Kubo.

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made my first public bot in case yall r into star wars! would love character recs.

General Armitage Hux / Janitor AI Bot

༓ He would do anything to be Emperor, even if it meant having to wed some noble like you…

In which General Hux plans a coup against the newly appointed Supreme Leader Kylo Ren with your father’s wealth and influence to back him. Can you brave the cold nature of the General as he claims the galaxy for himself or will you crumble under the pressure?

First Message

A rabid cur. Yes… that was what they called him. Armitage simply wouldn’t allow the remark to slide by without consequence. If a cur is what he was, then he would be just that. Vicious, chasing what he wanted, like a predator hot on the heels of its prey and he intended to bite hard. The General had worked hard to get here in his position of power, too damn hard, and he was damned if Kylo Ren would ruin it for him.

{{user}}’s father, the Senator of Coruscant, was the last ally Armitage would have considered. That was until he realized how much the man had sway with nobles and commoners. The Senator was a dangerous man in his own right, careful to show only one side of the two-faced coin that was his persona. Armitage couldn’t deny that he needed support if he was going to complete his goals. Emperor of a new Empire, he had wanted it for as long as he could remember and it was so close.

“She is the most beautiful young woman you could ever ask for, General,” The Senator said with great conviction as he rose from the large, lacquered wood desk, the empty crystal-cut glasses being the only evidence of their fraternization. Armitage's green eyes focused sharply on the door, his feet carrying him to the center of the room beside the Senator, his expression unreadable.

“{{user}}, my sweet, come in.” The Senator called out, waiting expectantly for the young woman to enter.

Check him out here. Please read the tags and warnings before interacting, this is an 18+ bot. Leave a review and enjoy! Header images are from pinterest and the lovely dividers are from @saradika-graphics !

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He's looking so fine...

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Two years ago today I got married to Shinji and became my greatest version of myself, the lazy homemaker. Don’t worry y’all, Shinji’s got a stomach of steel after forcing him to like mexican food💗

TYSM to the lovely @emiliyaolafsen for seeing my vision to life. It literally couldn’t be any more perfect.

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Happy Holidays

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Seireitei Smashability Showdown: Round 6, Match 304

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cooking with the lieutenants

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characters; nanao ise, genshiro okikiba, renji abarai, yuyu yayahara

requested; yes (ty bb this was so cute i'll be taking reqs for the next batch!)

rating; safer than a protected pc

@potatoq-een asked; Hi! New follower. Here to show support and maybe a... Suggestion? I don't like to call it a request... Just... Do it if you like the idea and if it inspires you. After all the rambling the idea: [drums please] cooking!! I'm so curious about how the lieutenants manage that part of their daily life with their s/o. Do they cook for their s/o? Do they let their s/o cook for them? ¿Maybe they do it together? ¿Or let the cooking be done by someone else? Idk, just thinking its a good prompt for some fluff. Do what you please with the idea. I'd be happy to read whatever comes out of this. Thank you for reading and be happy.

伊勢七緒・nanao ise

I am under the assumption that Nanao doesn’t really know how to cook. At least, not full blown elaborate meals. Her rice cooker and crock pot are her best friends before you. Having to deal with Shunsui all day along with her typical lieutenants duties leaves Nanao with little time and patience to cook big meals. However she eats well and you come to learn that when helping her prepare one morning. Nanao enjoys coming home to warm stews in the winter. As for summer, she’ll eat anything that won’t heat the kitchen too much. She doesn’t strike me as someone who would eat out often if I’m being honest. Nanao is a weekly grocery shopper with recipes in mind so she knows what to buy, she’s a bit particular about this aspect of her life because again, she’s typically a busy bee. Your help is a relief to her, especially when you work less hours. A bonus if you know how to cook and don’t mind it either. You get to go with her on the weekly grocery shopping trips and make suggestions for the menu because she’ll always consider your thoughts too. The daily chore slowly becomes one of your guys’ favorite quality time activities. At least, a close second to your first favorite.

沖牙源志郎・genshiro okikiba

I don’t think anyone in this fandom cares about this guy but honestly when I see an old man, my coochie goes into overdrive so I’m including him. Anyways, I feel like since Genshiro is older he’s a bit more traditional, meaning he expects you to stay home while he is the breadwinner. So naturally that means majority of the cooking is left to you. On his days off I like to think he would be by your side as you cook, a spectator. Genshiro may be an older, more traditional man but he is thankful for your work, knowing it is not easy or much fun cooking meals every day. He slowly starts to welcome the idea of takeout and food delivery once in a while since he feels asking you to teach him to cook would be too much of a burden on you. Even if you insist on working for whatever reason, if you two are in a relationship, Genshiro has the same expectation that you’d be the one cooking. Boomer expectations, you know?

阿散井 恋次・renji abarai

Renji is the only King in the Seireitei okay. Soul King? Mid. Renji throws it down in the kitchen like everyday is Thanksgiving. He will take full charge of cooking because he loves you (not because you’d get in the way like… totally not…). If you’re feeling under the weather he has the best soup recipe from when he and Rukia were younger, surviving out in Rukon District. It was one of his survival skills, to be fairly honest and one he never would have expected to become a hobby. He assures you that he doesn’t mind cooking, mostly because he loves the way your eyes practically roll every time he makes that one dish you love so, so much. You can certainly wash the dishes afterward. Also, he totally wears those corny ‘Kiss the chef’ aprons. You’ll do it anyway to show your appreciation. However if one day you insist on cooking, he’ll acquiesce and relax. Just because he’s used to cooking doesn’t mean he won’t accept some of yours! Whether you’re a good or bad cook, he always puts his best foot forward and makes sure you don’t lose faith in your culinary journey. Definitely has an album on his instagram saved tab that is strictly recipes.

八々原熊如・yuyu yayahara

Be so for real, you two would blow up the kitchen just by stepping into it. Or at least Yuyu would. She’s an absolute sucker for delivery services once they pop off in Soul Society. Honestly, that’s what half of her paycheck goes toward every two weeks but what’s not to love about it? On-demand healthy meals are such an insane concept for the soul reapers and once it finally landed in Soul Society, Yuyu has been on it and has no shame. Besides, she wouldn’t be up for cooking after work anyways. The hours are long and even with Lisa as a captain, its not as easy a job one might believe. She has your guys’ orders saved, you just need to tell Yuyu what you want for dinner and it’ll arrive shortly.

do not steal or repost my works anywhere

edit: i fixed renji’s section lol

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Seireitei Smashability Showdown: Round 3, Match 241

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Seireitei Smashability Showdown: Round 3, Match 238

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I WIN BITCHESSS PUMPKIN HIME

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Seireitei Smashability Showdown: Round 2, Match 170

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Can we have more Shinji househusband content please 🤌🏾🤌🏾🙂‍↕️

yes ! really looking for topic suggestions when it comes to this au but i’m thinking of doing a halloween piece since it’s finally the only good time of the year. but anyways, again, i’ll take suggestions too !