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Lamont Alexander Pierce's content is truly a gift to Lion King musical fans.

THE FACT THAT THERES NEW ZAZU CONTENT IS SO SURREAL TO ME BUT IM EXTREMELY HAPPY ABOUT IT. ZAZU FOREVER

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Me: No one loves Zazu more than I do.

Joachim Benoit: Takes his mini-Zazu plushie with him when he goes on vacation from his job playing Zazu in The Lion King Hamburg, a role he's played since 2001.

Me: (シ_ _)シ👑

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Zazu must have so much dirt on Scar after being locked up in his den for so long. That roast would be glorious.

Sometimes I remember that Timon and Pumbaa never interacted with Scar outside of a deleted scene for 1 1/2.

Even in House of Mouse, I’m surprised there wasn’t a Roast of Scar episode, similar to the one where they went off on Mortimer. I could totally see Timon hosting it and Zazu fluttering onto the stage and completely annihilating him.

GET HIS MANGY ASS, BIRD MAN.

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"Zazu has a nervous breakdown."

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Thank god I was lounging in bed when I read this news, otherwise I would have fallen down.

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Have you ever eaten one of these ice creams?

No, I haven’t. I never got to have any of the Timon & Pumbaa themed snacks growing up. I always wanted to try that Mud N’ Bugs cereal, but… ah well! 🥲

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“‘The Morning Report’ sucks," you say into the mic.

I lead the crowd in boos. You begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"You’re right," it says. You look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: original Broadway Cast Zazu Geoff Hoyle.

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The hyenas have a song called "Chow Down" that takes the place of the scene where they case Simba and Nana through the Elephant Graveyard.

The hyenas in the musical are so cool, and the current Broadway actors for Shenzi and Banzai have been doing the role for ages!

SHENZIS PUPPET TOOOO i hardly see ANYTHING on her costume. Although…. I REALLY like it. I like her hair… they did go with dreadlocks for the play… which i like 😋 i also really like her combat boots. They said they wanted a soldier feel to the hyenas which i am incredibly appreciative of… oughhh her funny arms too. And. Don’t get me started on her face… I REAALU like the expression they gave her. And her big smile…. Sickening

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Rare moment when an interaction between Zazu and a child goes well:

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Oh my GOD I fucking LOVE ZAZU!!!!!!!!!

I. LOVE. HIM!!!

That’s it. That’s the post.

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zazu needs a vacation.

It's true and you should say it.

He's needed one since '94. The amount of shtick he puts up with is unreal.

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Preaching to the choir (aka someone else who loves to bully their fave)

Anytime I’m drawing Timon, or even watching the movie/shows, or just looking at him in general, I get this like… weird feeling in my stomach/chest, that feels akin to like… overwhelming love and affection, but like… also the feeling of wanting to CHOKE HIM OUT?!?!???

????!!!

Like, the closest thing I can think to describe this feeling is “cuteness aggression,” but even that’s not quite right 🤣

It’s like… I LOVE HIM… I H ATE HIM … I’M LOVE??!!?

And I want to bully him 🥲

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Meanwhile in Germany

Gary Jordan takes over The Lion King West End’s Instagram today let’s goooooo

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Gary Jordan takes over The Lion King West End’s Instagram today let’s goooooo

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What's your wildest "My fandoms are colliding" moment?

I can still remember the absolute shock I felt when I learned that Cameron Pow did the voice of Harold the Llama in a Sims 4 trailer.

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I may be about to make a costly mistake.