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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

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This game is just so god damn beautiful to look at

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Another project down! Accompanied by a much smaller friend!

Also, say hello to my resident house horse <3

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Idc what yall say the best way to eat a steak is rare

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Two weeks later and I can finally have my life back

Love this "little" dude

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i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)

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My game had a bit of bug and created one of the most terrifying photo sessions I've ever had <3

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A bit of a photo dump- but holy shit this game is so pretty

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Please dont try to explain my own shit post to me. it's shit post. It's supposed to be funny. I dont need you mucking it up because you wanted to try to be smart

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I need to stop wanting to romance my own Tav's

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Instead of girl dinner, I eat sad dinner. Which, for all intensive purposes, is just a whole pound of poorly seasoned ground beef

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FIFTEEN-THOUSANDS KILOGRAMS!!!

My friend found out I carry around corpses under the guise of "taking them on an adventure" and he spent ten minutes telling me im extremely fucked up <3

I should specify that I carry around corpses in Baldur's Gate and not in real life

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You dont get it-

Someone played it over the loud speakers at my job, and I just stood there and accepted death

Catch me absolutely blasting that guardian theme from BoTW while cleaning because if I'm not living in constant fear for my safety there's no point in getting anything done <3

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Catch me absolutely blasting that guardian theme from BoTW while cleaning because if I'm not living in constant fear for my safety there's no point in getting anything done <3

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I love that this image comes from an official Sonic the Hedgehog title

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He found the only spot of sunlight to set up his tent 🥹

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Corpse box is looking good so far <3

My friend found out I carry around corpses under the guise of "taking them on an adventure" and he spent ten minutes telling me im extremely fucked up <3

I should specify that I carry around corpses in Baldur's Gate and not in real life