zenzerodomina

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so i made a little tier list of some disney villains based on how queer i think they are-

this is purely based on vibes, i haven't watched some of these movies in a while so yeah. feel free to debate or add villains :p

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Simba: So, you lied to me?

Scar: That depends on how you define lying.

Simba: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Scar: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Scar: Here Lies Zazu's Hopes and Dreams.

Scar: What a baby...

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My GOD they just can't hide such great lines in this game, it's unfair

Cruella De Vil and Jafar - Disney Villains Cursed Café (2025)

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Character opinion: Scar

My babygirl fr

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Shere Khan: I have feelings for you

Scar:

Shere Khan: Not telling you which ones

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Gaston quest of getting a girlfriend and Grimhild being AT THE SAME SPEED DATTING HE WAS was not on my Bingo card. HOWEVER... it's funny as fuck

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Hans: Am i a good person? No

Hans: But do i try to be better every day? Also no

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Scar: according to astronomy when you wish upon a star you are a million years to late

Simba: ...

Scar: the star is dead

Scar: just like your dreams

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Scar: I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

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Zira: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Scar: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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*Hans returns to the Southern Isles after frozen 1*

Hans: am I in truble?

Caleb: take a guess

Hans: no?

Caleb: take another guess

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Scar: Something’s off.

Zazu: Maybe you’ve finally developed emotions and feel bad for hurting others.

Scar: No, but that’s funny.

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Lars: Hans, why are you standing in front of the fan?

Hans: I’m waiting for Anna to look into our window when she come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel.

Lars: You want princess Anna to think you’re a supermodel?

Hans: Giving her eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of her walk!

Lars, sarcastically: You’re selfless.

Hans: Thank you for noticing.

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Kristoff: you are just a spoiled brat with daddys money that has never worked for anything in life. you are an arrogant narcissist that expect anything you ask for on a silver plate!

Hans: how dare you say such terrible true things about me?!

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Hans: he's beauty, he's handsome, he's me. I'm looking in the mirror. I'm so perfect and beautiful.

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Hans: I have no intention of reaching my thirties anyway

Kristoff: what?

Hans: I want to leave the world with a pretty corpse

Kristoff: really

Hans: i just need to find a way to do it without ruining my beautiful body

Kristoff:

Hans: or my gorgeous face

Kristoff: ...

Hans: or my hair

Hans: ugh, i would literally kill myself if my corpse was ugly

Kristoff:

Kristoff: you need to be studied

Hans: aww thanks