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front of devo’s new jacket says “i’m a luxury”

back of devo’s new jacket says “NERMAL’S PILE”

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[ID: An Illustration of Lady Godwin beheading the wolfman from TAZ vs Dracula. We only see the neck and disconnected head of the wolfman. He is stylized in red and yellow and between we can see Lady Godwin swinging her great axe. Her face is twisted in glee and anger on her dead blue skin. Her body is more purple and covered in scars and stitches. END ID]

GODS NOT DEAD BUT THE WOLFMAN IS

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Just self-indulgent taakitz things

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Barry Bluejeans, facing the apocalypse for a hundredth time: "here guys, lemme cast my spell of ender chest"

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Worried about the wave of Lucretia haters that will likely pop up as the suffering game and stolen century graphic novels come out. But also. Ready to fight for my girl

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here’s that lup on her own 

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"there's something about the dying that feels familiar" fucking unbelievably metal thing to be told. you die and you could swear you've been here before. the last thing you feel before your breath leaves your body is intense deja vu. you've never died before but somehow you know how this goes. you have an uncanny feeling being dead is a temporary gig for you, but you have no idea what gives you that impression. and then you're alive again. and you remember dying. and all you remember is that there was something about it that felt familiar.

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"stump hodgepodge" is one of the funniest taz balance segments. "What's the biggest prime number?" "It's up there" invented comedy

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How y'all feelin' about that new theme song?

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very excited for The Adventure Zone Vs. Dracula, but I will say that the lack of semicolon in the title did cause me to initially, half-seriously think "TAZ Vs. Dracula... all of the Adventure Zone versus Dracula?"

and now I really want to imagine a world where instead of making new PCs, they each brought back one (1) returning PC from a different campaign to form the ultimate Dracula-killing squad

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This song is so Duck Newton coded. Thats all

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i love this comment under mbmbam sleep jeans

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holy fucking shit i think these are the woodimals (image under the cut because it really is ghastly)

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am goin thinkin about lucretia actually <3

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can I just say, I love the nanofather. I will never get tired of the nanofather. I believe there is deep and inscrutable lore to the nanofather. I believe Justin when he says he's hearing this stuff for the first time. I hope the nanofather continues even after Steeplechase finishes. I want the nanofather in mbmbam AND the empty bowl.

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dont ever let anyone tell you im normal about magnus burnsides