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she lives

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It's kind of funny how Dan always says that if they weren't on tour, they would have nothing interesting to make instastories about, but then manages to make 4 consecutive stories out of a single bath.

This.

This, my friends.

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Where's my fuckin email

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what if we get the “dan messes with phil while he’s napping” again this year??? but in instastory form??

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I'd say Dan looks pretty twinky but maybe not fully (speaking as a guy who is too lol)

A part time twink

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⋆✰ 1,000,000 Subscribers! wahoo ✰⋆

very happy and totally emotional couldn’t have done it without you thank you I love you all etc. *vomit* so it looks like my next video is gonna have to be a special one ;D *gets excitedly making now*

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So. Dan and Phil in 2018, eh? What’s that about? (X)

“ten years”

Check out my other doodles here! 

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hi new followers and new passers through. just want to remind you all that i write fic and i have this lovely masterlist where all my fic on ao3 and tumblr is linked for your convenience. its freshly updated, so all the links should be sexy and unbroken. 

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I'LL FUCK AND KILL HIM AHSJSJKSKWOWOWMWNBWNWKWKQKOWUEKS

that was a lot. he made sure to double down on that later too. dan is fully on board with dancest apparently

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what would you do if martians took over the earth and tried to kill humanity?

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#is it dancest if it’s a clone #or just really intense masturbation

haha what

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can’t wait for the Rock Paper Scissors game because damn!!!1 there has been a mistake and there’s only one double bed in the bus so one of them has to sleep on the fucking floor or whatever 🤢🙄😞😞😞😞

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Dan and Phil + Yoga 2015X2018

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i still cant believe they like didnt cringe or make fun of pinof at ALL like. bitch. dan even said it wasnt cringe who are these people

they aren’t ashamed of their history together im sobbing

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