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hii!! could you maybe write headcanons for dethklok + charles’ opinion on giving and receiving oral and how they would do it??
yesss!! my first nsfw request!
ive never written smut before so my apologies if its ooc/short. im going to split this request in two and just do hcs for giving for now! im also working with female body parts since none were specified and i know a lot more about coochies lol
please feel free to give me kind, constructive feedback so i can improve :)
enjoy dearest anon 🫶
Dethklok + Charles giving head
Nathan:
⟢ he's the biggest munch out of all of the members
⟢ only thing is that he's incredibly embarrassed about it an would rather die horribly than have his band mates find out he eats pussy forget ENJOYS it
⟢ Nathan will naturally try to transition into giving you head almost every time you guys have sex no matter the situation or room you're in (studio head!!)
⟢ draws with his tongue, hes a little clumsy at moments but he gets IN there so it makes up for any unintentional teasing
⟢ 100% taught himself the alphabet/coconut method
⟢ wants you to cum as fast as possible so expect his movements to be fast and relentless
⟢ moans into it but softly, so softly you can only tell through the feeling of his breath on your pussy
⟢ sensual and high energy, he doesn't stop until youre shaking from your climax
⟢ definitely wants to try face sitting but hes too shy to ask outright
⟢ grabs your thighs and loves holding you down when you wriggle or squirm from pleasure- its just proof to him that you're enjoying it as much as he is
Pickles:
⟢ KNOWS where the clit is!! abuses the fuck out of it!!
⟢ Pickles has the most experience eating pussy; i hc that he's the most sexually experimental band member and has the most experience so hes not shy to do things other people might not be into
⟢ if you want him to eat you out youll have to ask though because he has a million freaky thoughts going through his head and he loves hearing you beg ask directly
⟢ he's incredibly sensual, starts with teasing and easing his middle finger in while he plays with your clit with his tongue - he knows exactly what to say to make you blush
⟢ like nathan he loves to see you moan and squirm; he wants eye contact the entire time and will stop if you break it
⟢ he loves to hear what feels good so dont hold back on letting him know!
⟢ squirt on this man its all he's ever wanted
⟢ matter of fact choke him with your thighs, for the sake of humanity
Murderface:
⟢ the most hesitant out of all of them i mean it's murderface
⟢ he has the least experience and probably gets all of his sex knowledge from porn so forgive him if he says some stupid shit because he thinks itll get you wet
⟢ despite his stupidity hes very curious and its unintentionally so hot
⟢ he plays with your pussy like a scientific study but he does it so good he doesn't realise and then hes asking you why his fingers are so wet
⟢ taps your clit to watch the cum between his finger🤭
⟢ hes initially borderline weirded out but hearing you moan convinces him - tbh he gets off to you moaning more than any kind of sex
⟢ praise this man pleaase he needs it
⟢ and cum on his 'stache. be warned he wont wanna wash it out though
⟢ he looves the smell of sex and your body to the point where he wipes you down with a t shirt afterwards to save for laterr
⟢ will slip in 'i love you's and 'i love this fucking pussy' will he sucks your clit and he thinks you cant hear (youre too busy with your head thrown back)
Skwisgaar:
⟢ ill be real with you, hes 50/50
⟢ it depends on how hes feeling and how sober he is
⟢ if hes happy after a good concert or release of their album hell pounce like a cat tiger
⟢ to him head is sort of a transition to penetration so he takes it slow with a lot of dirty talk in between
⟢ he asks you if you like it, tell him how you like it
⟢ skwisgaar is slow and sensual; he loves to tease you and hear you whine and beg for him to keep going
⟢ incorporates his hands a lot and loves fingering you while he teases your clit with his tongue- he reallly gets off to the sight of his finger sliding in and out
⟢ blows and whispers on your clit to watch you twitch
⟢ talks you through your orgasms <3 he makes sure your orgasms are long and hard so he can watch you cum like its his favourite movie
Toki:
⟢ shy, but willing. takes it slow at first bc he doesn't have much experience eating pussy but hearing his partner moan cranks him up to 1000
⟢ just be patient and let him adjust or better yet start gently coaching him and youll see stars from how eager he gets
⟢ definitely humps the mattress while he eats you out, hes moaning into your pussy like its the other way round 😭
⟢ a pleaser, doesn't stop until you cum and enjoys it almost more than you do. nothing makes him feel sexier and hornier than hearing you mewl his name and claw at his hair and arms whole he holds your thrashing body down
⟢ eventually he wants to hold hands while he gives you head and flutters at every squeeze and touch you give him - hes in love
⟢ he looooves it once he gets the hang of it, its so intimate and sensory and that's exactly up tokis alley
Charles:
⟢ charles is THEE munch. thats it. if it was a competition he'd win on the spot
⟢ like this man lives and dies for pussy eating
⟢ doesnt give a FUCKKK sit on his face. SIT ON IT
⟢ im talking full weight, grinding on his jaw, just using him
⟢ the glasses stay on though (and he stares the whole time)
⟢ charles is the total package when giving head; experienced, passionate, sensual and attentive
⟢ hes all about you and listening to your body's cues, speeds up exactly how you like when youre close
⟢ its almost scary the way hes bluetooth connected to your pussy like 😭 he knows your body so well
⟢ hes strong enough to grab your legs and keep them down, chuckles when you squirm and asks where you think youre going (whew-)
⟢ lean back and enjoy yourself baby hes got you
⟢ our CFO is also down for quick head, even if you're standing hell crouch down and grab whats his
⟢ he wants to motorboat your cunt so bad please let him
thank you for reading! please like and reblog if you enjoyed it, it helps me so much! <3
#dethklok#metalocalypse#metalocalypse x reader#toki wartooth#pickles the drummer#skwisgaar skwigelf#william murderface#nathan explosion#charles foster offdensen#charles offdensen#headcanons#x reader#smut#mdni#ns/fw content
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Magnus streaming his recovery
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nobody is going to stop me from making these
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Nathan and Toki hug hug
inspired by some sickfics
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toki is my no.1 pookie but damn it if pickles isn't getting up there.....
#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#pickles the drummer#i think i feel way too platonic abt toki#but pickles....that middle aged man can do me sideways#maybe im ovulating#dethklok#metalocalypse x reader#mtl fandom
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drew this only because the vocalist of korpiklaani seemed a liiiittle like pickles to me on jagermeister album cover
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HII I was wonderin if you could write something for pickles the drummer where his s/o (gn) is possesive/protective of him?? I feel he deserves some doting I'd love to sucker punch Seth lmao
It can be a fic or hcs whatever is easiest pls and thank you 🔥🔥
pickles the drummer with a protective s/o ; headcanons
WARNING: None
PAIRING: Pickles the Drummer x Reader
NOTE: Hiii!! Thank you so much for this request—Pickles 1000% deserves some dotes, and Seth definitely deserves a punch or five, lol. Hope you enjoy this! Wishing you all the best!!
Let’s start with the obvious: you get it.
Pickles has that undeniable energy—he’s reckless, impulsive, and way too good at making bad decisions seem like good ideas.
But, man, he’s your reckless little rockstar, and that’s something you make known.
Anytime someone gives him a hard time (which is a often), you’re right there to step in.
Seth, especially, seems to test your patience.
The second he starts one of his “better brother” rants, you’re practically at his throat.
Pickles doesn’t even try to stop you.
He just watches like it’s a front-row seat to the best show he’s ever seen.
When it’s not family drama, it’s usually industry people looking to exploit Pickles’ talent or his tendency to… overindulge.
You’re sharp as a knife when you see them sniffing around him.
Whether it’s shady producers or party-goers trying to push something on him he doesn’t need, you have no problem cutting them off at the pass.
You know how people joke about those people who say, “They’re taken” when someone flirts with their s/o?
That’s you, but in the most unapologetic, territorial way possible.
Someone gives Pickles that look across the bar, and you’re sliding right up next to him with a grin that doesn’t quite reach your eyes.
“Hey, Pickles. You making friends over here?”
Nine times out of ten, the flirters back off.
The tenth time?
Well, they learn quick.
Pickles isn’t used to being looked after like this, especially since so many people in his life expect him to be a trainwreck 24/7.
It’s honestly kinda overwhelming for him, but he loves it.
He might brush it off with a joke at first (“Aw, babe, you don’t hafta scare the roadies for me!”), but you catch him sneaking little smiles at you when you’re not looking.
He LOVES how much you hype him up.
You think he’s gorgeous, talented, and worth fighting for, and he soaks that up like a sponge.
On his more vulnerable days, though, when life weighs heavy on him, that’s when your protectiveness means the most.
He’ll sit with you on the couch, his head resting on your shoulder, and you’ll remind him he’s more than what the world tries to reduce him to.
Oh, and if Seth tries to start shit again?
You’ve got a punch with his name on it.
“Man, you really do love me, huh?”
“Pickles, I would burn the world down for you.”
“Aw, babe, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”
#love love love#pickles the drummer x reader#pickles the drummer#metalocalypse x reader#metalocalypse#dethklok#dethklok x reader
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my nathan ocean creatures special interest headcanon rears its autistic head yet again
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Nathan: I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at UFO burger. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thing.
Murder face: Shittttttt.
Skwisgaar: Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthys.
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˚₊ · »-♡→ dating toki wartooth !
⟢ havent written in yearss so im rusty, sorry if theyre ooc!! please reblog, like and comment if you enjoyed it really helps me! :)
(also accepting requests! sfw & nsfw so send them my way)
ps. these are LONG! under the cut <3
⟢ expect cuddles whenever physically possible - i mean this guy is the type of bf to hold your hand while youre on the toilet just bc he misses you
⟢ toki's also incredibly generous, forgiving and loving, showering you with sweet and innocent gifts and always excited to suggest cute dates together!
⟢ he loves to treat you with plushies of your favourite shows and games as well as special candy (maybe his favourite Norwegian candy so you two can bond over it?!)
⟢ at mordhaus expect board games, DDR battles and taking the lunchables away from toki before his dumbass burns them on the stove again. oh and getting super sloppy drunk in the hot tub
⟢ outside, he loves shopping with you, visiting the zoo and hanging out at yours watching shows together!
⟢ OBVIOUSLY you get free tickets to every show and has the kloketeers get you anything you want; a comfier seat? snacks? merch? booze? on it!
⟢ youll be introduced to the rest of dethklok (if you dont already know each other!) early on, about a month in - yes its intense but the man loves you and knows youre the one for him! he wants his family to love you too!
⟢ you two are definitely cheesy and theres no escaping the allegations. nathan thinks its cute and deep down just wants the little guy to be happy, murderface has to hold in his throw up and skwisgaar as already thrown up from cringe like three times. get away from skwisgaar yous twos
⟢ lets face it you two have lockets with each others pictures inside
⟢ toki is absolutely a hopeless romantic and it may have negative consequences but he definitely over romanticises relationships in a very naive way
⟢ but that doesn't mean he isn't extremely loving and caring! toki is so much so it could be considered overwhelming;
⟢ he feels safe with you so expect to see him vulnerable; you may be the person he confides in the most out of anyone he knows- this can be both good and bad! let me explain:
whenever he experiences night terrors youre the first to know, whatever is on his mind he'll bring straight to you! hes not afraid to cry on your shoulder or ask you to pet and brush his hair when he feels anxious. But because youre his no.1 confidant this also means there might be times where he unloads a lot of intense feelings onto you because he doesn't know what to do when he's experiencing side effects of trauma and stress. he doesn't do it maliciously but he doesn't see how this potentially could be overwhelming and exhausting
⟢ on the plus side, he's an amazing listener because of this. i think out of everyone in the band (besides nathan, who i'd say he's on par with), toki is least likely to get defensive or argue whenever you two disagree or need to communicate- he takes everything on board seriously because he wants to please you and make things work (hes not in this for a short time, hes in it for life)
⟢ at his core he is insanely dedicated; youll never worry about being outshined by groupies or fangirls, matter of fact once youre in the picture toki can barely tolerate touchy fans because all other people pale in comparison to his beautiful wonderful amazing partner!!
⟢ as busy and troubled as he is, hell always make time for you! if you also struggle with your health (physical or mental) hell help as much as he can. therapy? paid for. comfort items? he got them for you. your favourite/safe foods? ALWAYS stocked up in the kitchen!! need a hug? you dont even need to ask
⟢ and last but not least, he loves playing with your hair and LOOOVES when you do the same! play with his mustache, he gets so giggly. he adores how cute you are together. if you ever do his hair or corpse paint he'll never want to take it off
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thank you for reading! im thinking of making a part 2 because i love toki sm and i have so many ideas <3
#toki wartooth#dethklok#metalocalypse#toki wartooth x reader#headcanons#mtl fandom#mtl x reader#metalocalypse x reader
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how do we feel about agere toki ??
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⁀જ⁀➴ who i write for
+ bounderies! ᢉ𐭩
DISCLAIMER! i ask that minors do not interact with my blog because i also write nsfw. minors and ageless blogs DNI !
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⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ #COD - TF141
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⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ #AOT - too many characters to list, just ask!
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⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ #SALLYFACE (au/post college) - the main four + neil, maple and travis
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⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ #BLUEEYESAMURAI - mizu, taigen, akemi & ringo
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& more to be added !
i mostly write in headcanons and scenario format but im hoping to write full fics and oneshots so please send a request if you have one!
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what i WILL write
✦ fluff/smut/angst, all that good stuff!!
✦ topics/content included in canon (for example drugs/alcohol in my metalocalypse content)
✦ T4T, male reader, trans reader (i try to keep my writing gender neutral unless specified otherwise)
✦ AUs such as modern/gender bent/ABO/hybrid etc
✦ topics such as mental health/illness, substance use, trauma and injury and abuse
✦ soft/hard dom/sub dynamics, rough sex, impact play, pegging, somno (amongst others)
what i WONT write
✦ some hard/extreme kinks (cnc / omo etc) or rlly any kinks i dont want to write about ! respectfully i will turn down any request i dont feel comfortable writing <3
✦ explicit descriptions of SA/rape and self harm
✦ incest / adult x minor
̗̀➛ im still pretty new to writing again and i currently no set schedule for posting so if you have a request or question please feel free to ask!
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#multifandom writer#metalocalypse#dethklok#aot x reader#aot headcanons#blue eye samurai#bes#bes mizu x reader#charles offdensen#toki wartooth#charles foster offdensen#pickles the drummer#nathan explosion#william murderface#sally face#sal fisher#x reader#headcanons#fanfic#metalocalypse x reader#skwisgaar skwigelf#metalocalypse skwisgaar#mtl fandom#tf 141 x reader#tf 141#gaz garrick#smut writing#ladyklok#wlw fanfic#imagines
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