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❤️‍🔥Burning Spice Cookie Oneshot🔥

Extra spicy💥

[1,141 words]

“HAZAH!”

Burning spice cookie stumbles upon a gooey cheese pond while venturing through golden cheese cookies kingdom

“I knew this is where she's been hiding this ancient delicacy!”

Curious, Burning spice cookie takes a small sip from the gooey goodness

“Where the hell is the spice!?”

He sighs and takes another big loud slurp the gooey creamy cheese steadily gliding down his fiery esophagus

“This is actually… kinda good!?”

He continues excessively slurping down the cheese. The creamy solution dripped down his chin and fingers, including under his nails.

As he continues to whimper out of pure delight a few villagers from the cheese kingdom start watching the scene unfold

Villager 1: “hey you might want to slow down dude… eating that much of our cheese might give you a seriously bad tummy ache..”

Burning spice cookie: “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT!? Get me more of this gooey delight or i'll destroy this kingdom!”

The other villagers jolt back in surprise and fear of Burning spice’s request. As they scurry to collect the finest cheese in the kingdom, Burning spice finishes the last droplets of cheese from the pond.

One by one the villagers line up with cheese in their sweaty and shaky palms

Villager 2: “here you go! Please just dont hurt us!”

Burning spice cookie snatches the cheese from the villagers hands and starts to munch on it in delight. He had never tasted something so elegant in his life! It makes his personality even more spicy. He moans as the cheese runs down his face and onto his hairy red chest.

Burning spice: “mngh! It's too good!”

The villagers watched as Burning spice demolished the mountain of cheese they had delivered for him. Every piece of cheese made his stomach grow larger and larger. It got to the point where he couldn't even bend over to eat the last piece of cheese

Burning spice cookie: “FUCK! I cant get the damn cheese!”

Villager 1: “see? I told you you shouldn't eat so much!”

Villager 2: “Now youre the size of our houses!”

To be continued...

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.ೃ࿔*:･[SHADOW MILK X READER]⋆.ೃ࿔*:

382 words [oneshot]

ੈ✩‧₊˚You are Shadow Milk Cookie's husband, taking care of your pregnant... husband!?ੈ✩‧₊˚

One night, you two were getting freaky, and now you’ve made a terrible mistake.

Shadow Milk was relaxing on the couch, hand on his pregnant stomach. Everything was peaceful and calming—until you hear a vociferous howl coming from your husband.

**Shadow Milk Cookie:** "OH MY GOD! I'M IN LABOR!!!"

You run to your husband, who is bawling and low-key tweaking on the couch. You try to pick him up, but he’s too heavy, so you grab a hand trolley to transport him to the car. As you place him into the car, you discover another problem: your broken-down van. The engine won't start, so you resort to pushing the car all the way to the hospital.

**You:** "DAMN! You’re too fat, honey..."

**Shadow Milk Cookie:** "SYBAU! I’m delivering a baby!"

Hours pass until you finally reach the hospital. A group of doctors and nurses rush over to the car you were pushing. You eventually pass out from the effort.

When you wake up, you look into the car—and there your husband is, cradling an ugly newborn baby in his hands.

**Shadow Milk Cookie:** "I’m gonna name him... how about Moldy Camembert Cheese?"

He looks serious about that nasty name.

**Shadow Milk Cookie:** "Wait, where are you going? Why are you leaving us?!"

You start running away from the scene, unable to bear the awful truth of your mistakes. Shadow Milk and the baby start yelling and sobbing as you flee from your responsibilities, you douchebag. 😒

THE END

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I post jokefics of cookie run characters 🌀⚡

One shots only because of laziness

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I hate writing serious stuff and mostly stick to fiction stories

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I only do ts when im bored 🌚

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tarte tatin, margarine, madeline, mystic flour, lilac, rougefort, pure vanilla (awakened), golden c word, peppermint, bad4, & truffle cookie

Playlist: Main

Can you tell who my favorite cookie is

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𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 ✎ABUSIVE SPICE [biggie spice oneshot]

Read while listening to teen mom by slutever

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𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 You're Capcasin cookie lowkey getting abused by your fatass macho man father, Burning spice cookie 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚

It was a normal day ouside. You were being a greasy ipad kid while your big beer belly dad was drinking alcohol and watching football. While you were enjoying your youtube shorts kids edition your father barges into your room and immediately throws a Sriracha sauce bottle at the back of your fat head. As you start bawling on the floor, crying in pain your father starts scavenging for food in your room

You: "DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"

Burping lice cockie: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRYBABY"

Once he finally finds a half moldy chocolate bar under your bed he happily eats it while making disgusting gulping noises to assert dominance on the house.

[A few hours later]

Burning spice cookie: "Son! Be useful and make me a sandwich!"

You quickly get off of your youtube shorts and start making a sandwich for your hairy father. Once you give your horrid excuse of a sandwich to burning spice cookie he immediately throws the plate of food across the room

Burning spice cookie: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?"

he exclaims in great suprise that you could even make such a disgusting dish and have the courage to deliver it to him

You: "sorry f-father i-i tried my b-best.."

Tears were about to come out of your eyes like a mini tsunami because you already knew you were gonna get your ass beat until it turned olo.

You: "PAPI IM SORRY!"

You screech as your father puts 50 lashes across your cheeks, each whooping teaching you to not make another sandwich in morse code.

The end