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Contrary to popular belief, Stiles Stilinski is a sweet son (even with all the lies he had to say to his father) and he likes to show it not only with action but also with words. He is vocal with his feelings and with all the shit that is happening, he realized that life is short and so he says the "L" word as much as he can to his father and friends.

or 5 times Stiles tells his father and friends the "L" word in a call and 1 time he accidentally tells it to Derek.

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Chapters:1/1 - ongoing 

first fanfic of author

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Midnight Rain is so Sterek Coded

He was sunshine, I was midnight rain

He wanted it comfortable

I wanted that pain

being Stiles as “Sunshine” meanwhile Derek is “Midnight rain”

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merthur fic recs masterlist

last updated: 15 June 2023

authors

vintagelilacs

aus and fusions

arranged marriage au, pt 2, pt 3

college/university au

different first meeting au

hanahaki au, pt 2, pt 3

high school au, pt 2

hogwarts au

modern au, pt 2

modern with magic au, pt 2

modern royalty au, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7, pt 8

pride and prejudice au

regency au

social media au, pt 2

soulmate au, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7, pt 8, pt 9, pt 10

s2e10 fix it

wing fic

arthur

actor!arthur, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5

bond girl!arthur

detective!arthur

jealous!arthur, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7, pt 8

pining!arthur, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7, pt 8, pt 9

pregnant!arthur

protective!arthur, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

oblivious!arthur, pt 2, pt 3

spy!arthur

virgin!arthur

merlin

assistant!merlin

bamf!merlin

consort!merlin, pt 2, pt 3

detective!merlin

druid leader!merlin

exhausted!merlin, pt 2

flustered!merlin

hurt!merlin, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

irish!merlin

jealous!merlin

oblivious!merlin, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6

pining!merlin, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

royal!merlin, pt 2

selkie!merlin

spy!merlin

virgin!merlin

other tropes and categories

00q fusion

5 + 1 things, pt 2, pt 3

accidental marriage

amnesia

angst with a happy ending

arthur courts merlin

arthur finds out about balinor

arthur finds out about freya

arthur knows about merlin’s magic

arthur loves merlin’s magic eyes

arthur’s donkey ears

arthur returns, pt 2

balinor lives

bathing

bed sharing, pt 2

bedside vigils

bets

comfort fics

coming out

crack, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

dragon dads

enemies to lovers

fake/pretend relationship, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5

fandom iconic fics

fav aus

fav fics

figure skating

flowers, pt 2

fluff

forced proximity, pt 2

fuck or die

getting back together

getting together, pt 2, pt 3

getting together with the help of technology

hurt comfort

hurt no comfort, pt 2

hypothermia

kid fics, pt 2

kinktober

love spells and potions, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

magical exhaustion

magic reveal, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7, pt 8, pt 9, pt 10

married/engaged merthur

meddling knights, pt 2, pt 3

merlin dies

merlin goes insane to get arthur back

merlin knows about arthur’s pining

merlin leaves camelot

merlin sleeping in weird places

merlin teaches arthur about sex/kissing

morgana and merlin friendship

not actually unrequited love

ot4

outsider pov

parties

protective!knights

remixes

role reversal

royal balls

scar reveal

secret relationship, pt 2

theatre/drama

time travel

truth potion

underappreciated fics

weddings

wedding stopping

wound cleaning

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the biggest cruelty was making 2 gay characters and never letting them b gay together

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we need to talk about why I watched Merlin because of one video

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TOGETHER?!!??? because I thought, “oh, servant x boss/employer trope COUNT ME IN!!!” and then I found out halfway thru the show that they’re just “friends” AND I SAID “well that can’t be true, I thought they would be together that’s the reason I watched the show?!??” I mean, eventually they would be together right? THEY SHOULD BE TOGETHER!!

There is just something about Arthur’s voice…the “emergency-ness” at Arthur’s voice, like he needs Merlin at by his side AT ALL TIMES. like he cannot breathe when Merlin’s not by his side?? and the lingering eyes?!? the heart eyes they give to each other??!! and also the fact that THEY ARE DESTINED WITH EACHOTHER, to eachother?! TELL ME THAT’S ALL PLATONIC?!??

crdts to the right owner of this vid..

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once merlin and arthur get married, they slowly implement three rules in their marriage. Three little rules that neither of them refuse to budge on, secret codes that only the other understands.

The first is Arthur’s. “A coin for your thoughts.” He implements it pretty early on when they had a fight over a lie Merlin told, and Arthur admits that he hates when people don’t tell him the truth, and that he can’t stand the idea of Merlin being dishonest with him - as he was all those years when he kept his magic secret. So they make an agreement, every night, when they’re lying in bed, Arthur will ask “a coin for your thoughts?” and his husband will have to tell him some truth. Regardless of its importance, good or ill, it has to be he truth. Sometimes he’ll whisper it, and Merlin would simply say “I love you” or “I have magic” and that would be enough. Sometimes he’ll tell him a joke he heard or an observation he made. But it’s always the truth. 

The second is Merlin’s. “10-year card.” Added a little after the first, when Merlin had gone on a dangerous mission and returned exhausted, only to return to his chambers to find a mess of papers that still hadn’t been cleared up, and his manservant Freddie already gone home. “10 year card?” Merlin had laughed. He said it lightheartedly to Arthur, a reference to all those years he was his servant. But his husband took it seriously, clearing all the papers, and what was meant to be a joke about payback slowly took on a life of its own. Could you do this for me? I need your help. When their daughter is a newborn, Merlin sunk to the floor, more exhausted then he ever felt in his life. “10 year card?’’ he had whispered, and Arthur scooped him in his arms and tucked him into bed, and looked after their daughter all night while he slept. 

And the third? “Merlin’s got his shirt off.” Merlin rarely ever takes his shirt off, unlike all the other knights and Arthur who run around topless all the time. But once, many years ago, before marriage was even an idea for them, Merlin wanted to initiate sex with Arthur, so Gwaine - the love and romance expert that he is - suggested he take his tunic off in front of him, slowly and seductively, of course. And after it worked like a charm, Merlin taking his tunic off slowly became code. He will walk in shirtless into their chambers, and Arthur will ditch his paperwork, rushing to his side. Even the knights are in on it (except Leon, he refuses to partake in this tomfoolery). Gwaine will pass Arthur in the training field and yell “Merlin’s got his shirt off!” if only to laugh at the way Arthur drops everything and runs. 

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I HAVE ANOTHER PROMPT: Stiles really did lose a toe rescuing Derek in the finale. He insists on mourning it appropriately. (I refuse to believe you can be shot in the toe and not lose a toe.) (I hope this is okay.)

Of course it's ok! Thanks so much for sending another one ☺️ So this is somehow funny and touching but I did restrict myself to, like, one line of angst, and it's probably best avoided if you're squeamish because we are talking about a traumatically amputated toe, but it isn't graphic. So here ya go!

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"What is that?" Derek says. He's peering at the baggie Stiles is holding. It seems to contain something unmentionable.

"My toe," Stiles says mournfully, waving the baggie at Derek.

Derek recoils. His eyebrows recoil further. They don't want to be any closer to a dismembered toe than they have to be. "Why do you have your toe in a baggie?"

"Because it got shot off, Derek! It is no longer attached to my foot!" Stiles shakes the baggie more vigorously in Derek's direction. "Where else would it be?"

In a hospital incinerator somewhere? Derek doesn't say that but he thinks it. Hard. He's fairly sure that medical waste shouldn't be carried around in a small plastic baggie. Some people do keep stuff like kidney stones and appendixes but they're usually kept in formaldehyde or something to preserve them. What Stiles is holding is a rotting body part in a small plastic evidence bag.

While he's fairly sure that this is a terrible idea, he's also fairly sure that pointing that out would be insensitive so he rearranges his eyebrows into a more sympathetic expression. Or at least as close as he can manage.

"They couldn't reattach it?"

"No. Nope. Obliterated by the bullet."

Well, that explains why it - oh god, Derek doesn't want to look that closely, but it no longer resembles a toe so much as it resembles ground meat.

A pang of guilt rushes through him, reflected in his eyebrows softening. Stiles got hurt saving him. He's grateful. Really. Beyond grateful. But still. He really doesn't want to have to look at a former toe in a baggie.

So. Moving on.

"What are you planning to do with it?"

Please don't say you're keeping it that is gross for god's sake don't keep it and oh god don't even think about giving it to me as some sort of gift I will bite you please don't say -

"I'm having a funeral for it. You're invited."

Derek makes a strangled sound. "A funeral? For your... toe?"

"Yeah, yes, yep, I am having a funeral for it. Problem?"

Derek thinks this is utterly ridiculous but he doesn't say it. He's fairly sure he read something about amputees and grief once, and this is probably a normal part of the process. Even if it is just a toe. A little toe, at that.

So he nods and takes Stiles seriously. "Let me know when and where. Will there be music? A eulogy?"

Stiles sniffs. "Yes. I am maimed, Derek. I think we should mourn that appropriately."

"Who else will be there? Is there a wake, too?"

Stiles rubs the back of his head. "Just us? Everyone else..."

Derek nods. Everyone else thinks it's ridiculous so Stiles came here. To him. Because for some absurd reason, Stiles trusts him.

Stupid stupid stupid I just get people killed you shouldn't trust me I'm worthless worse than that I'm toxic you should stay far away from -

"And no, no wake, but you can get me drunk afterwards if you like." Stiles adds a smirk and a wink so apparently he's feeling fairly ok about all of this.

"I will. In 3 years when you can legally drink."

"Spoilsport."

Derek rolls his eyes, adds a dramatic sigh in case his point wasn't clear enough, and fetches a small wooden box from the kitchen. It had once contained cheese. Expensive cheese. The sort of expensive cheese that comes in a box you want to keep but it serves no useful purpose so it takes up space until you give up and throw it out.

Well now it has its purpose. It is now a coffin for a toe.

He lines it with some tissues before he gives it to Stiles. "Here. You can't bury it in a plastic evidence bag."

Stiles looks up at him, his eyes shining and his throat working. "Thanks. Thanks for not making fun of me."

Derek nods. "Thanks for getting me out of there. I'm sorry you got hurt for me."

"Worth it." Stiles drags his sleeves across his eyes. "Ok. Let's go have a funeral."

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"Here lies the toe of one Mieczysław Stilinski," Stiles says while appropriate music plays in the background. If sticking his playlist on shuffle and shoving his phone in his pocket with the volume turned up can be considered appropriate. "Thank you, toe. You did a good job of being a toe for these 18 years. We've had plenty of adventures together and now it's time for you to rest."

He continues in this same vein for a considerable number of minutes while Derek tries very hard to keep a straight face. It's important to Stiles, therefore it's important to Derek too. But it's still funny as fuck. His first toe funeral. And he hasn't missed the sly glances Stiles is giving him. This is at least 50% a wind up. This is Stiles causing mischief. Stiles just wants to see how far he can push it before Derek cracks.

The answer, it turns out, is 20 minutes. 20 minutes of eulogising Stiles' toe before Derek ducks his chin to hide his smile. 22 minutes before he laughs out loud. 22 and a half minutes before Stiles is laughing with him. 23 minutes before Stiles is wheezing and clutching his knees.

"Oh my god, your face," he says between gasps for breath. "Your face, Derek, oh my god I love you."

They both stop laughing, then.

They stare at each other instead; Stiles chewing his lip, Derek just staring, each terrified to break the silence and the moment.

And then -

"Fuck it," Stiles mutters. He didn't mean to say that but he's come this far, he's not going to back out now.

So he takes a step closer. Then another. Derek doesn't move so he takes another one, leans in and kisses him, soft and chaste and over too soon.

He steps back again, watching Derek's face for any sign of a reaction.

There isn't one.

A heartbeat. A blink. A breath.

And then Derek pulls him back and kisses him and it's beautiful and perfect and everything he ever wanted.

All while standing beside his toe's grave.

Well, Stiles always does like to be unexpected and he doesn't think you can get any more unexpected than this.

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it’s giving “DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU AND HER -Why? ‘cause you’ll choose her?- YEAH I’LL CHOOSE HER”

ROUND TWO part one

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Last Chance Lost Fic - FOUND

stilesxderek fic that is a crossover with Percy Jackson. Where Stiles was gifted to his dad and mom by Poseidon. So he’s technically Percy Jackson’s brother but he’s still John and Claudia‘s kid. Anyways where they have to go to camp half blood because of a prophecy about a wolf with both blue and red eyes(Derek). Stiles has been going to camp half-blood every summer which is why the pack doesn’t know where he goes during the summer. But they need him before summer starts so he leaves like the last week of school but Percy Jackson I think Nico and one other character come pick him up from the schoo. Also I think the title has something to do with cherry wine

@thoughts-ideas-statements suggested this one!

Demigod Days by FallenQueen2

(15/15 I 32,869 I General I Scallison)

Stiles is a demigod and part of the Hale Pack, he disappears every summer to camp. This year the Pack tried to convince him to stay and his secret of his blood is revealed. While a warning of a returning enemy puts the camp on edge, they still have time to meet the pack and the immortal parents. Relationships will be born and strengths will be tested during this summer.

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“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

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Peter: Call me biodegradable because I break down really easily. Tony: … Tony: Same, kid.

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ngina nyo kala ko totoong intruder iiyak na sana ako for him😭🤡

kiss me on the mouth and set me free

buddie - hard e - 6.2k words @elvensorceress

Eddie didn’t see any signs when he got home.

There had been no tell-tale signs of forced entry. No busted lock, no broken glass. 

But someone’s in his house.

He’s just put the milk away when he hears the creak of a door in the hallway. He pauses for a moment, listening over the hum of the refrigerator. Seconds pass with no other sound, and he’s just about to shake it off when there’s another creak, closer. The floorboards just outside the kitchen.

He freezes. Christopher’s been at summer camp for two days, and will still be there for the better part of the next two weeks, and Buck is supposed to be at Maddie’s. Must still be, as his Jeep wasn’t in the driveway when Eddie got home with the groceries. Eddie’s supposed to be home alone.

But someone is standing just on the other side of the wall. There’s no more creaking, but he can sense their presence now, and fear runs up his spine in an icy cold shock.

He instantly goes for his phone in his pocket, too late remembering he’d left it on the table by the front door with his keys and wallet.

He eyes the backdoor. It’s across the kitchen, and the deadbolt sticks when you unlock it. Whoever’s in the hallway would be on him before he could get the door open. He’s a physical match for most people, but they could have a weapon.

His eyes land on the knife block at the halfway point between him and the door. Could be helpful. His gaze strays back to the doorway. He’d left the kitchen door open behind himself, and now he’s just far enough away that he can’t reach it to close it. He could backtrack, but he’s not sure the couple of seconds it would take the intruder to open it would be worth it.

He steels himself to dash for the knife block. But before he starts moving the person in the hallway charges, bursting through the dining room doorway and heading straight for him. 

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this is so cute i’m crying 😩🥰

No one will ever fight for my son as hard as you. That is what I want for him.

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Original meme by @emrysofealdor

This has been in my drafts all year

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Trial and Error 

Spencer Reid x gf! reader

CW: lots of nicknames/pet names, some teasing, really just complete fluff 

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