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“i hate karin cuz she’s too obsessed with sasuke” as if jugo and suigetsu aren’t also pathetically obsessed with sasuke… sasuke specifically chose a team of people who want him so bad it makes them stupid

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snake wife for a dear friends birthday

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do the kishimoto closeted gay theories count as rpf

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even after they’ve been living together for years naruto still does this every morning

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sasuke is the neat freak naruto’s apartment has been waiting for

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kakashi might be gay but he’s definitely not an ally. he literally spends the entirety of the war arc trying to get sasuke into conversion therapy

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headcanons that sasuke doesn’t care for looks are such a scam when he’s the only character that actually seems to care for his looks. genuinely the only one with a wardrobe

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still the funniest panel in naruto

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It's hilarious how I remember a NRSK shipper saying "Sasuke wouldn't be able to give Naruto a family (cos they can't reproduce)" and I also remember a Luna shipper saying Luffy needs a legacy (children) because he's the future pirate king.

It's funny how the message of a series goes right over some people's heads. When Ace died, they made a point to voice it out loud how his will goes on even if he is dead. He was Roger's only child too so that means Roger's line ended too. But it never meant their legacy ended. Same way Naruto has always made a point how family is more than just blood ties.

Het shippers are so obsessed with breeding, it's quite sad. And then they go and act like fujoshis are shallow. Lol.

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narusasu as worshipper and god from naruto’s pov is so. ough. since childhood sasuke has felt so out of reach for him no matter how much he tries. to him sasuke is like perfect in a way that no one comes close. he literally spends half of the story on his knees begging for sasuke the way devotees do. his unyielding devotion that nobody not even sasuke himself can seem to destroy

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they’re so short

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u guys know that song that goes Everybody Needs a Bosom for a Pillow

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Top 10 Inspirational Naruto Quotes

1. “Sasuke”

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The claim that Sasuke is a misogynist is so unfounded it's not even funny.

Rejecting Sakura's romantic advances is not misogyny. This is something that seems very difficult for many to understand.

Telling Sakura that instead of constantly harassing him with date requests she should train so she could actually contribute to their team is not misogyny. It's the truth.

Fighting back when Sakura is trying to assassinate him is not misogyny. He has fought against other men too, and he would have fought if a man came to assassinate him instead.

Not caring about Sakura's business during the war arc is not misogyny. He didn't care for Kakashi's either.

Calling Sakura annoying when she is disrespecting Naruto, her own family, Sasuke's family/clan or Sasuke's goals is not misogyny. Even the genjutsu is not, because he did it due to her ignorance, not because she's a girl.

Not liking it and telling them to get off of him when Sakura and Karin jump on him and harass him despite his protests is not misogyny.

Sakura suffering because of her feelings for Sasuke is not misogyny from Sasuke nor his fault in any way, she's responsible for her own feelings.

The only person Sasuke ever bowed to (while using honorifics) was an elderly woman. Said elderly woman just wasn't annoying or ignorant like Sakura. He also acknowledged Karin as a strong kunoichi, despite her less flattering actions towards him.

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i think it’s funny when those “who would sasuke be friends with?” from other mangas and people often pick the same introvert/gloomy rival type. or even when people say if sasuke were to make other friends in canon it could be like neji or gaara due their personalities because. yeah sasuke does keep to himself and all but canonically speaking that’s not the kind of friends he goes for? like if you take a look sasuke surrounds himself from really Really loud people. naruto, the main example of course. but there’s also suigetsu and karin who literally never shut up and suigetsu is always trying to get in his nerves. even if you look at adult sasuke him taking naruto’s son as his only student is hilarous, once again he’s stuck with someone who has 10x times his energy. the most chill people he keeps you could say are itachi and juugo but again they don’t have that gloominess, they are pretty nice (focusing in itachi pre massacre here okay. don’t @ me) and amiable.

so like. even if sasuke himself talks about being in the darkness and acts all aloof, when it comes to the company he keeps around, he goes from the total opposite of himself. he likes vibrant personalities that challenge him, not passiveness static people

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Hey hello help me

I always knew that men used Naruto as their self insert. But this is asinine 🥴