zygarde-the-guardian

[zygarde-the-guardian]

Hi!

Oh hey did you notice flare is back on rotumblr

... I haven't really been on Rotomblr myself. That makes it a bit hard to notice.

[zygarde-the-guardian]

Oh hey did you notice flare is back on rotumblr

... I haven't really been on Rotomblr myself. That makes it a bit hard to notice.

[zygarde-the-guardian]

I try to be nice!

Sometimes, I wonder what legendary pokemon are like in other universes. I know Astra, and I know the legends of my universe, but not other universes...

What are they like? Are they nice?

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Thank you mum!

I'm agnostic. We don't know how the fuck legendaries work, of course I am

... Okay well I know how to bribe my adoptive daughter who's Zygarde with pretty rocks, but-

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Hmph. I'm not like that garbage truck poochyena from Paw Patrol. I don't support cops.

[zygarde-the-guardian]

Hi, random person's mum!

everyone shut up my mom just sent me good vibes. everyone say hi to my mom

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:D

........ I'm............ I am way too used to the taste of dirt...............

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If you want someone near you while you do stuff so you're not, you are not alone, I can sit with you!!!!!!!!!!

........ I'm............ I am way too used to the taste of dirt...............

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Hm, feeling bad sucks........ It sucks............ But I missed you too!!!!!!!!!! And Zita did and Zoey and I think Mysia but she's, she is weird, and all of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

........ I'm............ I am way too used to the taste of dirt...............

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I'm glad, I am glad you're back at least!!!!!!!!!!! You're okay and that's really, really good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

........ I'm............ I am way too used to the taste of dirt...............

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Luci!!!!!!!! Hi, hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's because I think Zita keeps eating dirt and so I'm..... I am often waking up with dirt taste left behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

........ I'm............ I am way too used to the taste of dirt...............

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........ I'm............ I am way too used to the taste of dirt...............

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... Feeling like slime. Gross.

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... Probably not so good that I've just been offline lots. I haven't even had things happening, I've just been busy...

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Magic anon! All of your Cells are now smol Plush Houndour’s, and all of your Cores are now shiny Plush Greavard’s! You can still move and speak, and will have no issues controlling all of them or dealing with all the sensory inputs, and this will last until you want it to end! plush puppy’s! Hope you enjoy!

... Ending now. Ending right now. Too seperated. I don't like it.

[zygarde-the-guardian]

Ma! You gets some pets and pats!

thoughts on plushies?

I am plushkin, so very positive!

... Did you forget? I guess I post less often now, and always with other things involved...

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Ma! Ear scriches! good ouppy :)

Thank you!