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Assuming you'd like to have the transfem discount applied,
I'll take 2 counts of being gendered as a masculine person as a child and a hatsune miku meme. Pretty cheap for a whole uterus I'd say.
Alright which one of you wants my uterus? I've decided to sell it, we had fun together (maybe at some point perhaps) but being a man I'm just not thinking we're the right fit.
Cannibals pay full price, Normal people pay full price OBO.
30% off if you'll also take my ovaries (cannibal or normie)
95% off if you are transfem in any regard (cannibal or normie)
(Discounts do not stack)
#trans jokes#trans memes#trans feminine#trans masculine#transgender solidarity#bring back the body part swapping jokes I love them
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Learned the term roachification today, I finally have a word for exactly how I want to transition. I love it.
Make me a greasy little stupid guy with dirty clothes and a bad, messy haircut. I want that. Rail me while you're at it.
#transgender#trans man#roachification#ftm#transgender man#trans ftm#transmasc#ftm mlm#trans mlm#forcemasc#force masc#ftm transition goals#transmasculine#ftm nsft
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Alright which one of you wants my uterus? I've decided to sell it, we had fun together (maybe at some point perhaps) but being a man I'm just not thinking we're the right fit.
Cannibals pay full price, Normal people pay full price OBO.
30% off if you'll also take my ovaries (cannibal or normie)
95% off if you are transfem in any regard (cannibal or normie)
(Discounts do not stack)
#i thought this was funny let me live#come get it you may qualify for a 95% discount#fuck im so dumb#tw anatomy#tw cannibalism#funny vent#transgender#ftm#trans man#transgender man#trans ftm#transmasc#mtf#trans woman#transgender women#trans mtf#transfem#trans jokes#trans humor#coping with humor#gender dysphoria#body dysphoria#shitpost#trans shitposting#trans stuff#trans posting#trans
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I 100% agree, I often speak from a transmasc perspective because that's what I have, but trans people (perisex and intersex) of all genders often experience their first bite of dysphoria or intersexism when they're young, and sometimes incredibly young.
Some of our alters are nonbinary, and they have had the same experience with added stress of not knowing which side to go to, so they go to whichever side their friends are at, which may or may not be the "correct" choice by social standards.
And God knows I've seen kids go straight to the girls side when everyone tells her she should be at the boys side. I saw a young trans girl when I was 8 or so cry in the hall because the teacher said "you can't pretend to be a girl". I wish I'd had the words at the time to help her.
And I can't speak for intersex experiences as a young child myself (PCOS started affecting us later) but ffs people need to stop calling these kids broken and wrong and stop with IGM and shit like that and let these kids BE KIDS.
Experiencing childhood gender dysphoria is isolating, you may not have the words to explain what you're feeling and I think we should be letting kids know that there ARE words for how they're feeling, they're not alone, and it's okay to be trans. Kids need that autonomy, they deserve to know what they're feeling and that it's okay to just... go to the side you like, or better yet, not have to pick a side at all.
Teach kids about intersex bodies, teach kids about trans people. Teach kids like there's a trans or intersex kid in your fucking class right now. They deserve to know they can be who they are, that it's even an option.
I was 9 when gender dysphoria revealed itself to me. The teacher sorted the class into boys and girls in gym, and I went to the boys side. The boys actively shoved me away, telling me I was in the wrong line. The teacher told me to go to my line. I stood with the girls like I knew I was being told to do. I stood later that day in the girls changing room alone, and wondered why I didn't fit in where I wanted to be. And I saw my long hair, my training bra that I was still getting used to wearing, and I knew.
I was made wrong. I am not who I was supposed to be. I can never be what I really want to be. I am broken.
This is my PSA as to why trans people should be talked about to young kids. They should not feel fucking BROKEN and fucking WRONG and like their existance is a MISTAKE just for what? Going to the left side of the gym?
#igm mention#igm mention is very brief#transgender#trans rights#say gay#trans issues#transgender problems#trans kids#intersexism#intersex awareness#transgender awareness#trans studies#trans students#teach your children#trans stuff#gender stuff
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I was 9 when gender dysphoria revealed itself to me. The teacher sorted the class into boys and girls in gym, and I went to the boys side. The boys actively shoved me away, telling me I was in the wrong line. The teacher told me to go to my line. I stood with the girls like I knew I was being told to do. I stood later that day in the girls changing room alone, and wondered why I didn't fit in where I wanted to be. And I saw my long hair, my training bra that I was still getting used to wearing, and I knew.
I was made wrong. I am not who I was supposed to be. I can never be what I really want to be. I am broken.
This is my PSA as to why trans people should be talked about to young kids. They should not feel fucking BROKEN and fucking WRONG and like their existance is a MISTAKE just for what? Going to the left side of the gym?
#ftm#transgender#trans man#transgender man#trans ftm#ftm problems#transmasc#transgender problems#trans issues#transphobia#trans problems#lgbtqia stuff#queer community#lgbtqia community#trans community
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The true male privilege a trans man has is the privilege of facing misogyny and transandrophobia and having it excused because "he's a man therefore he can't be oppressed"...
when really what you mean is: She says she's a man and I don't like it therefore I can say whatever transphobic, misogynistic and bigoted shit I want and have an excuse for it that people who lean left somehow often accept which is that "men suck"
Privilege where???
#ftm#transgender#trans man#transgender man#trans ftm#ftm problems#transandrophobia#transmasc#transmasculine#anti transmasculinity#anti trans masculinity#trans issues#trans men#transphobia#fuck transandrophobes
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can i reblog your "trans men are perverts" onto my horny sideblog? just wanted to ask in case it steped over your boundaries!
Yeah go ahead, be pervy as fuck (/pos) as long as you're 18+ and your blog shows it, it's all good mate. I just don't wanna be flirted with personally, that's all.
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Blocked, that's what they are.
No shit though I was bewildered looking at them.
Trans women stop telling trans men they're lucky to have tits challenge impossible
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"Trans men are perverts!"
Promise?? Promise me a sexy perverted trans man?? Promise me he's super depraved?? Please??

#this is a joke not an invitation to hit on me im taken#ftm#transgender#trans man#trans pride#transgender man#transmasculine#trans ftm#ftm mlm#trans mlm#transmasc#gay trans man#gay ftm#trans men#transandrophobia#trans jokes#transmasc humor#transmasc jokes#ftm jokes#ftm humor#trans t4t#transmasc t4t#t4t mlm
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[Google Translation of previous: "this is literally me and literally the reason why I practically never go to the bathroom in public places (I went to the bathroom at unisinos twice in an entire semester"]
You are so real for this
I'm a big scary trans man, I do big scary trans man stuff like:
Almost piss myself in public because I stood for too long questioning if it's safer to go into the men's or women's bathroom because I may or may not be attacked verbally or physically in either and called a predator or creep because I needed to pee
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I'm a big scary trans man, I do big scary trans man stuff like:
Almost piss myself in public because I stood for too long questioning if it's safer to go into the men's or women's bathroom because I may or may not be attacked verbally or physically in either and called a predator or creep because I needed to pee
#transandrophobia#anti transmasculinity#ftm problems#not a piss kink post just so we're clear#ftm#transgender#trans man#transgender man#trans ftm#trans issues#trans stuff#trans men#trans masc#transmasculine#transmasc#trans male#transmaculine
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You should be.
Trans women stop telling trans men they're lucky to have tits challenge impossible
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These are the celebrities I obsess over
anteater shapeshifter hours :>
who wants to come bat at my wood chimes with me
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Trans men expected to be extremely masculine to be accepted as real men, but also needing to be femboys to not be scary is bullshit.
Wait no, transandrophobia. That's what it is.
#transandrophobia#fuck transandrophobes#ftm#transgender#trans man#transgender man#trans ftm#ftm problems#transmasculine#transmasc#trans men#trans stuff#transphobia#trans issues
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I'm no shapeshifter or anything, but batting around wood chimes does sound like a vibe. You can't look at this anteater's face and tell me he's not having the best time.
anteater shapeshifter hours :>
who wants to come bat at my wood chimes with me
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I'm not about to dis all the trans men that are into this, but fuck you could not have chosen a worse man to say this to or a worse post to say it in a reblog toward.
I am complaining about top dysphoria, the fact I have tits makes me want to die. Do you fucking think I want somebody DROOLING OVER THEM? Your response is not cute, nor is it a compliment or appropriate in any way.
If you wanna talk about trans man tits that's fine, but do it in your own post and do not fucking assume a trans man wants to hear this shit.
Trans women stop telling trans men they're lucky to have tits challenge impossible
#bro missed the whole point of the post#very fucking tone deaf#im blocking this person I just wanted to say this before I did because the fuck were they thinking#I'll admit I did get my boxers in a twist but frankly this pissed me the fuck off at 6:30 in the goddamn morning#Did I overreact? maybe. Do I care? No.#gender dysphoria#gender stuff#ftm#transgender#trans man#transgender man#trans ftm#ftm problems#trans stuff
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