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Ellen DeGeneres is overrated

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Real Life Advice

Feeling emotions? Drown them by staying up way too late at night eating Nutella only to realize the next morning that you’ve made everything worse.

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Eternity is the sun mingled with the sea

Total Eclipse (1995)

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Sweat Pants Pet Plants

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Cannibals are really just intelligent zombies.

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What breed is horse raddish?

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In Germany we say Scissors, Rock, Paper

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Moisture and voicechat were originally the same word it was just a translation error that developed over time

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Assert your dominance in a relationship by reaching for chips twice before your partner gets the chance.

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Do you ever do some 🐹  🎀  𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓊𝓅 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉  🎀  🐹 and you think you are probably the only one on the planet doing that, but then you see a Twitter post about it with dozens of likes and you’re just like :l

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Condissue

I invendet a new word: Condissue It already has 2 meanings

1. When there's a serious condition leading to an issue -> Condissue 2. When you use a condom as a tissue -> Condissue

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Gingerbread, but more sneaky:

Ninjabread

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I just realized I wrote Even instead of Eve the first time fuck me this text post is cancelled.

The bible said Adam and Even, not Adam or Eve

Also it’s called BIble, not HETEROble

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Her: Say those words and I’m all yours Me: I’m required by law to inform you that I am a registered sex offender. Her: Me: Her: Wha- STOP!

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Life struggles

The good part of being home alone: No one can stop me from having Pizza at half 3 The bad part of being home alone: No one can stop me from having Pizza at half 3

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Also it’s called BIble, not HETEROble

The bible said Adam and Even, not Adam or Eve

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The bible said Adam and Even, not Adam or Eve