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@mcyt-apocalypse-au, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?
@its-elvis-innit, next in line: holy crap, just do cocaine.
#drugs tw#im sorry clove#mod squid#source: unknown#incorrect dteamblr#incorrect sleepyblr#incorrect quotes
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Blogs that got into DSMP, DTblr or Sleepyblr post October 2020, DNI
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@oakskull: I'm @starteeth's emergency contact.
@hellomynameisthehugfairy: So you're here to pick it up?
Oak: I'm here to be removed as it's emergency contact.
#throwback i bet so many people dont even know jamie or moonpie#mod squid#incorrect sleepyblr#incorrect quotes#incorrect dteamblr#source: unknown
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@fraseris: it was good to meet you. listen, if you need anybody murdered, please give me a call. [hands over a business card] i’m very discrete, i have no code of ethics, i will kill anyone, anywhere. children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. i just love killing
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@wormweeb: i was born for politics. i have great hair and love lying
#hai bestie this only for the joke#you can ignore this in fact please do <3333#mod squid#source: tumblr#i think?????
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@boffy: okay we gotta get through this locked door, Woot, quick give me your credit card
@wooteena: here
Ty, pocketing it: cool. Immie, kick the door down
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@fraseris: We need to bring back old dsmpblr
@apandumbb: on it
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