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[waywardnajsepticeye]

Tubbo: Why are people so obsessed with getting a top or a bottom?

Tubbo: I would just be glad to have a bunk bed.

Tommy:

Wilbur:

Phil:

Techno: I'm gonna tell him.

Phil: Don't you fucking dare.

[ilovemycatslol]

Tommyinnit: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Tommyinnit: *punches wall* Tommyinnit: Tommyinnit: Take me to the hospital.

[incorrect-mcytblr]

@beacon-lamp, at the store: Can I get 97 bottles of apple juice?

@sorrowtv: Gosh your kids must love apple juice

@beacon-lamp: No they like orange juice but theyve been bad this week

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@fraseris: it was good to meet you. listen, if you need anybody murdered, please give me a call. [hands over a business card] i’m very discrete, i have no code of ethics, i will kill anyone, anywhere. children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. i just love killing

[incorrectsbi]

Tommy: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Techno, not looking up from his book: Spear. Tommy: BLOCKED.

[sapfrom]

Wilbur, banging on a door: Tommy open up!

Tommy: Well, when I was younger

Techno: not what he meant-

Phil: Shhh, Let him finish

[beacon-lamp]

technoblade, after murdering everyone at the festival: i’m sorry guys. i’m just not cut out for the high stakes world of having fun with friends.

[wooteena]

bbh: im a healer but....

tommy: *swears*

bbh: *slowly pulls out crossbow*

[stellarune]

I am a

⚪ man

⚪ woman

🔘 Crow Father who can only sleep when hes high up in the sky

Looking for

⚪ a man

⚪ a woman

🔘 a glorified chicken boy, a menace who can turn invisible, and a simple dude who could still kick ass

[shirubiaowo]

Tommy: Hey dadd

Fatherinnit: Yes son?

Tommy: Twitter says you aren't my dad

[socesiles]

Incorrect quotes! (15)

Philza: You know those things will kill you, right? Technoblade, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Wilbur, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[waywardnajsepticeye]

Ranboo: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Wilbur: Several traffic violations.

Tubbo: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Tommy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Techno: Also, that's not our car.

[ilovemycatslol]

Phil: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Techno: That's why I carry two swords.

[incorrect-mcytblr]

@wooteena, t-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure.

@cloudzaminecraft, not bothering to look up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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@oakskull: I'm @starteeth's emergency contact.

@hellomynameisthehugfairy: So you're here to pick it up?

Oak: I'm here to be removed as it's emergency contact.

[incorrectsbi]

Philza: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Techno: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.