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Right Hand Man: Henry Stickmin?! But you're dead!

Henry: *Holding a fire extinguisher* "Then this shouldn't hurt at all. *Sprays it in their face*

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Charles: What have you heard about Henry? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet, like a werewolf?

Charles: They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. Might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him. Any other questions?"

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*Right Hand Man has been kidnapped by the Government and refuses to divulge crucial information*

Gen. Galeforce: You're messing with America!

Right Hand Man: Oh, yeah?! Is that so?! And which "America" would that be, exactly?!

Gen. Galeforce: Huh? Which one?

Right Hand Man: Yeah, the "beacon of freedom and democracy", or the bastion of blind arrogance?!

Gen. Galeforce: You... Democrat!

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Charles: And that's how you do my greatest plan!

Ellie: Henry, did you understand that?

Henry: yes

Ellie: I don't understand any of it.

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Henry: Sorry I'm late I was...doing things...

Rupert, bursting into the room:

Galeforce:

Rupert: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN STAIRS

Henry: Push is such a strong word

Henry: I prefer to call it...

Henry: Me giving you a lil nudge

Rupert: Oh I'll give YOU a lil nudge when I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS

Henry: HEY

Henry, pointing at Galeforce: Watch your fucking language in front of the general.

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This might happen, but I just want to put these quotes on the blog.

Henry: OHSHITCHARLESRUN 

Charles: What is it?

Henry: THeWALLISCHASINGME

Charles: But I thought The Wall was trying to help the government because they are... you know... a prison?

Henry: WELLACTUALLYTHEYARENOTANDALSOTHEYHAVEHELPFROMTHETOPPATCLANBECAUSEIBETRAYEDTHEMANDALSOFOUNDOUTIESCAPEDFROMTHERE

Charles: OK.... you are right... WE BETTER RUN

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Charles: Are we friends again?

Henry: No.

Charles: ...

Henry: ..We're brothers.

Charles: GOD, THAT WAS TERRIFYING! DON'T PAUSE LIKE THAT!

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Burt: We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?

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RHM: What does it cost me to make you disappear?

Henry: Try 50 bucks.

RHM: Done.

Henry: Didn't work, I'm still here.

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Henry: *bursts into the room*  Who wants to make 5 bucks?

Smith: How?

Henry: I need someone to take the fall.

Reginald: *from downstairs* Oh, my God...

Smith: What did you do?

Henry: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.

Reginald: *from downstairs* Oh, my God!

Smith: Make it 10.

Henry: Done.

Reginald: *screaming*  Oh, my God!

Henry: *whispering*  You're a good man.

[drags Smith out by his collar] 

Henry: I got him, Reg, don't worry!

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Ellie: This is my boyfriend Henry.

Ellie: And this is Henry's boyfriend, Charles

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Henry: well, I've learned some valuable lessons from all this

Galeforce: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should've taken away

Henry: death isn't real and I'm basically a god.

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Charles: Do you think I should -

Henry: Please don't ask me if you should or should not do something. Before I am a friend I am an enabler

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Wilhelm: maybe we can be more sneakier if you would stop screaming! Ahnoldt!

Ahnoldt: screaming is power

(submitted by @memevile)

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Henry: Hey, Dr. V! I have a question!

Dr. V: Yes, Henry?

Henry: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Ellie, overhearing: what the fuck

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Ellie: Now, Henry, is it a magical anonbrella?

Henry: I mean, all anonbrellas are magical if you think about the incredible purpose they serve.

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(TCW ending)

Henry: -... -.. - -. -. ....

Ellie: -.-. ..- -. -

Henry: .- ... ...

Ellie: .--. .-. . -.-. -.-

Henry: ./.... .- - ./ -.-- --- ..-

Ellie: ... ---/ .-- . - - -.--

Charles: I'm scared why are you tapping the table so much hhhhh

(submitted by @tobeeboy)