#source: nanny

[daddiesdrarryy]

James & Regulus: *kissing*

Sirius: If this Firewhisky doesn’t knock me out, Moony, just hit me with the bottle

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James and Regulus: *kiss*

Sirius:If this Fire whisky doesn't knock me out, Moony, just hit me with the bottle

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Carol reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

Carol: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Bruce: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

Carol: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Hangman: I'm not stupid. I'm sexy.

Rooster: Hangman, don't sell yourself short. You're both.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: Colin and Penelope’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Anthony: Took about that long for it to happen.

[military-newsboys]

Mav: Bradley, don’t you have something you want to say to Hangman? Rooster: Yeah, but then you’d make me apologize for that too.

[harringroveera]

*5 minutes after the Mindflayer died*

Steve: I can’t believe you killed the Mindflayer on your own, Hargrove

Billy: That was pretty cool what I did, right?

Billy: Wanna make out?

[girlrandomstuff]

Katniss and Peeta after walking on Haymitch and Effie

Katniss: I don't ever want to see that again.

Katniss: I just don't understand what happened, five hours ago they were at each other's throats.

Peeta: Well, apparently, they decided to move downward

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Gale: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Peeta: It saves time.

[magentacat]

Pyrrha: *tries on goth fashion, all black clothes, black lipstick and thick eyeliner*

Jeanne: *resident disaster transbian* Uh, I didn't do my homework.

Pyrrha: Why are you telling me?

Jeanne: *blushing* Because I need to be punished.

[bruhseidon]

Y/N, walking down the stairs: Okay, I’m ready. How do I look?

Dick, on his phone: Fine. Now, let’s go.

Y/N: Fine? I need gorgeous. [goes back upstairs] I’m changing.

Dick, looking up and seeing the outfit: No, wait, I-I meant gorgeous! [absolutely distraught] Why didn’t I say gorgeous? Why? …Why? [cries]

[daddiesdrarryy]

*five minutes after the war ends*

Draco: I can’t believe you killed Voldemort on your own, Potter

Harry: That was pretty cool what I did, right?

Harry: Wanna make out?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles, handing Derek a shopping bag: You can return this. It’s what I was going to wear on our honeymoon night. Derek: There’s nothing in here but lipgloss… Stiles: Suffer.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: Steve and Bucky's wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Clint: Took about that long for it to happen.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Hangman: I'm ready! How do I look?

Rooster: Fine, now let's go!

Hangman: "Fine"? I need "gorgeous", I'm changing!

Rooster: No! I-I-I meant "gorg-"...

Hangman: *disappears into his room*

Rooster to Coyote: Why didn't I say "gorgeous"?!?

Rooster: *sobs on Coyote's shoulder*

Coyote: *pats him on the back*

[morgane-art]

Y/n : Ok I'm ready.

Y/n : How do I look ?

Klaus : Fine. Now let's go.

Y/n : Fine ? I need Gorgeous.

Y/n : I'm changing.

Klaus : I-I meant Gorgeous !

Klaus : WHY DIDN'T I SAY GORGEOUS ?! WHY ?