#source: ncis

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Ava: I see the glass half empty, and Yelena and Bucky see the glass half full - that's why we make a good team.

Ava: Alexei, on the other hand, drinks straight from the bottle, Bob wonders WHY it has to be glass, and Walker usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda groggily wakes up in the hospital wing of the Compound…

Y/N: Wanda? Baby are you alright?

Wanda: detka, w-what time is it?

Y/N: it’s 9:00am

Wanda: wrong.

Y/N:

Wanda: it’s time for you to kiss me

Y/N: challenge accepted

Y/N kisses her repeatedly, crying tears of joy…

Inspiration found here

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina, panicking: You know, the last time you were almost dying you were a little more worried about the whole thing.

Emma: I was younger then, carefree.

Regina: It was two weeks ago!

[hollow-prior]

Nina: I think Kaz knows more than he's telling us...

Jesper: Come on, Nina. This is Kaz we're talking about.

Jesper: Of course he does.

[sorrowful-wallflower]

"Is he in pain, doctor?" Barty asked, watching James' eyes dance behind his eyelids as if he were dreaming.

"It's hard to say. He doesn't appear to be in any physical pain. All the tests came back normal."

"Then why isn't he waking up?"

"I don't know," the doctor said sadly. "The last time he was in a coma, it lasted for nineteen days."

Barty paced the length of the hospital room. As soon as he heard about the explosion, he rushed there. He was glad James was still alive but hated that they didn't know anything else.

Regulus was out in the field trying to figure out what happened. He said he couldn't stand around and do nothing while the suspect who put his husband in a coma was still on the loose. Barty swore that he would keep him updated and he had been.

"Okay," Barty deflated.

The doctor rested his hand on Barty's shoulder. "We'll run the tests again in the morning. See if anything changes."

~~

"Come on, Jamie." Regulus grabbed James' hand, rubbing the back of it with his thumb. "I need you to come back to me, baby"

He knew something was missing in the case, but he wouldn't be able to figure it out until James woke up and told him. James was the one with the agent right before the explosion.

"Sorry to interrupt," the doctor remarked, clearing his throat as he held a clipboard in his hand.

"No, you're fine," Regulus replied dismissively, standing up to speak with him. "Has there been any changes?"

"No, all the tests still come back normal."

"Then why is he still in a coma?" Regulus gritted out, hating that his emotions were getting the better of him.

"Sometimes..." the doctor moved to the side of the bed, checking James' vitals, "the patient doesn't want to wake up."

"What do you mean?"

"He could be reliving something from before," the doctor suggested. "But we may never know unless he tells us."

But right then, James shot up, trying to scream but unable to with the tube down his throat. The doctor grabbed his shoulders, trying to get James to focus on him and a nurse rushed in to help.

"You're in a hospital. It's okay." James focused on the doctor and tried to speak. "Can you blink for me?" He did. "Good, can you raise your thumb?" He did. "That's good, James. Do you want the tube out?"

James nodded and the doctor pushed him down a little to pull out the tube. The nurse put an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose quickly. James looked around the room confused.

"You were in an explosion," the doctor told him.

"Oh, Jamie, you had me worried to death," Regulus said relief flooding his core.

"I... I remember the explosion," James remarked gravelly.

"That's good. Most patients never remember the initial trauma," the doctor said approvingly.

James looked from the doctor to Regulus, who had a gentle smile tugging at the corners of his lips.

"I don't know him," James replied and Regulus' heart fell to the floor.

[charmingradiobelle]

Charlie: how long would you keep talking if no one stopped you?

Alastor: many before you have tried to find out.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Erica: (fuming) That man is an imbecile! Stiles: Jeez, Erica, haven't seen you this angry since you shoved that cop off a cliff. Jackson: You pushed a cop off a cliff? Erica: There was a lake below. Stiles: Yeah, fifty feet below.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon: Rhaegar sees the glass half full while I see it as half empty. That's why we make such a good team.

Jon: Aegon, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Helaena wonders why it has to be glass. And Aemond usually breaks the glass by running into the table.

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy: Where's Lockwood?

Holly: He's driving!

Lucy: Oh, is he taking you on one of his special shortcuts?

Holly: If that's what you want to call it! I think he's trying to kill us!

[chimerazodiac]

Edwin: (fuming) That man is an imbecile!

Charles: Jeez, Ed, haven't seen you this angry since you shoved that french cop off a cliff.

Crystal: You pushed a french cop off a cliff?

Edwin: There was a lake below.

Charles: Yeah, fifty feet below.

[incorrect-worldless-quotes]

Aven: There's only one thing you need to know about Edda.

Lamp: Don't make her angry?

Aven:

Aven: Okay, there's two things you need to know about Edda.

[friendlyghostintheattic]

Barnes: You want to take a moment to get your story straight?

*At the same time*

Lucy: No!

Lockwood: Yes!

[incorrect-wandanat]

Peter: Thank you, ma’am!

Nat: Don’t call me ma’am.

Peter: Thank you, sir.

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Ganke: What's it like to work with Batman?

Miles: What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed with a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. It might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him.

[hollow-prior]

Nina: Anyone ever tell you you're a bastard?

Kaz: Yep.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Vera: How long would you keep talking if no one stopped you?

Zapple: Many before you have tried to find out.