#source: incorrect-quote-templates

[vivianthepigeon]

Creek: One more week of being stuck here with Branch and you will definitely find a dead body.

Branch: Yes, because one more week with Creek and I will definitely kill myself.

[amelia-queen-black]

Felicity: Truth or dare?

Oliver: Truth

Felicity: How many hours have you slept this week?

Oliver: …

Oliver: Dare

Felicity: Go to sleep.

Oliver: I don’t like this game.

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

Enoch: 'We have to tell her the dog died!'

Bronwyn: 'No! Claire, the dog ran away.'

Claire: 'Why?'

Enoch: 'He didn't want you to see him die.'

Bronwyn: 'E N O C H !'

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Advisor Broo: Your Majesty, we need to talk about your professionalism. King Roo, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for a person standing in lava.

[incorrectly-drawn-ttof]

Snow Starch: don’t you think you have too many candles??

Heavenly White, aggressively sniffing 20 different candles: what do you mean?

[aslightlydifferentchristmascarol]

Scrooge: Robert, Ann, what is Timothy to you? Cratchit: The reason we wake up every morning. Mrs. Cratchit: (nods in agreement) Scrooge: Aww, that’s adorable. … Tim, earlier that morning, barging into his parents′ room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!

[incorrect-agatha]

Lilia: I have cat-like reflexes.

Alice: Prove it.

Lilia, pointing to a cat: I like that cat.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Moiraine: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Rand: That’s a trash can.

[fourhorsemenprotectionsquad]

Danny: Jack, we tried things your way. Jack: No, we didn't. Danny: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[incorrectcharacterquotetemplates]

A: where is my coat?

B: ... *avoiding eye contact*

B, quietly: inside me..

A: YOU ATE IT?!!

B, nodding: it tasted cozy

[cornleyquotesgoeswrong]

Cornley Incorrect Quotes №⁴⁶

Robert: It'll be fun. Robert: We'll make it a boy's day. Robert: Come on, you punk bitch. Chris: I can't believe I have to say this. Chris: I don't have time to get tested for STI's with you tomorrow.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Tim : Where is your report card?

Damian : My friends stole it from me at school so now I don’t have it.

Tim : Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?

Damian : What lie ?

Tim : That you have friends

[amelia-queen-black]

Season 1 Oliver: Here’s the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?

Diggle: That’s called a threat. And yes.

[incorrectpokemon-quotes]

Gary: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Misty: Thank god.

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

King Altador: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Jazan, turning to Hanso: How tall are you?

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Patton, showing off a new skirt: what do you think?

Remus: damn that skirt looks dope

Remus: and i bet it’d look even better on Janus' floor

Janus: Are you hitting on Patton for me?