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Paulette: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you don’t fully develop a brain he was right and I’m proof

Brooke: Freud is a lil bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have nothing to do with bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris

Elle: I’m a fucking bi genius just to flex on Freud

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Emmet: How did Brooke get so into fitness in the first place?

Elle: When she was fourteen, she heard that working out could alleviate stress. So she just started doing push-ups one day and never stopped

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My musical theatre group did legally blonde as our show this year (I played Brooke) and thought you’d like to know that me and our Elle spent hours looking through your blog during rehearsals we loved the quotes so much. The show closed two days ago and they’re the only thing keeping me going I miss playing the chaotic babe

SORRY I JUST SAW THIS BUT AH THIS MEANS THE WORLD ❤️ also anyone with the stamina to play Brooke deserves a goddamn knighthood we have to stan 👏🏻 Brooke is No.1 Best Chaotic Babie

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Elle: *showing up in court with Emmet after ‘Take it Like a Man’* I took the liberty of sprucing up your boy

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Can you do more with Emmet?? I love this blog.

Ask and thou shall receive! I’m on a quote hunt so I should have some soon!

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Vivienne: What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Serena: That I was straight

Margot: That I was straight

Brooke: That I’d be able to live a happy life without walking in on my husband’s dead body and being put on trial for his murder

Elle:...

Elle:...That I was straight

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just got cast in a production of legally blonde as the store manager (“courtney, tAkE yOuR bReAk” lady) and your blog has given me life.

BLESS YOU ❤️ break a leg and have an amazing time playing the BEST role in the show!!

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Elle: You could have died, Brooke!

Brooke: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where blood’s supposed to be!

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Vivienne: Emmet does have a point

Emmet: Don’t agree with me. It makes me very uncomfortable

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Brooke: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth

Emmet: You’re a hazard to society

Vivienne: And a coward. Do twenty

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Not pictured is Brooke laying down a ‘stop sexually harassing your young female students or draw 25’ card for Callahan in return ✌🏻

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Jail Attendant: I am here for you

Brooke: Thanks! I’m going through a tough time so it means a lot

Jail Attendant: No, I’m here to take you to court

Brooke: Oh

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Vibe Check: Legally Blonde Edition

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Margot: I’m having problems with dating

Serena: Like ‘their body won’t fit in the trunk of your car’ problems or ‘you like them’ problems

Margot: I like them

Serena: Too bad, we could have actually helped you with the first one

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Vivienne: Ok, we’ve gotta get through this locked door. Warner, quick, give me your credit card

Warner: Here

Vivienne: Thanks. Brooke, kick the door down

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Vivienne: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m already falling asleep

Vivienne: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive, to the point, and dramatic

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Elle: So you’re driving, and suddenly you see Warner and Brooke standing in the middle of the road. What do you hit?

Vivienne: Warner, obviously. I could never hurt Brooke

Elle: THE BRAKES, VIVIENNE. YOU HIT THE BRAKES