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"All Stories are the same, and they must be the same."

MINKOWSKI-PLACEHOLDER RETCON EXCLUSION GENERATOR

or MPREG for short

A concept for an eigenmachine based on the events and ideas of the ADMONITION canon.

Mainly did it because it was a funny joke

Tap for a better view btw :D

See Below for sloppy technobabble

Oh you're actually here? Holy shit

So to get things straight, I'm no author, nor really good with words if I'm being honest, but I AM DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH EIGENMACHINES

MPREG in my head is actually just a secondary part for a much much larger thing within Project Anaximenes, yes, well they took Anaximander already so why not grab the similarly named guy

ANYWAYS

what's Project Anaximenes?

This is not real I JUST NEED TO SCREAM THIS BECAUSE I WROTE TOO MUCH FOR A FUNNY MPREG EIGENMACHINE JOKE

Project Anaximenes is a Project proposed by PHMD along with the cooperation of Site-17 and Pilcrow-Minkowski Multidisciplinary Division to basically breach into the storyline themselves and rewrite canon.

And they'll expect that the authors and readers of their narrative will counter this and thus create MPREG, a way to isolate their narrative from alterations whilst keeping their alterations intact.

The ideal narrative anchor.

I haven't made the narrative rewriting machine yet... And maybe never will :3

Anyways HERE'S THE BABBLE PART

P.M.C. Multidisciplinary Division employed different parts of the remaining hyperspecific applied metaphysical departments around the Foundation to basically conceptualize and construct the 2 machines for Project Anaximenes.

The person who designed it, is Director Renan Minkowski, Applied Metaphysician and the Head of Eigenmechanics, and yes Applied Metaphysics gotten employed to make Eigenmachines so much they have a whole division for that now

ANYWAYS REAL BABBLE TIME

What this entire thing is basically a giant metaphysical narrative gyroscope, you know how the Hero's Journey goes on a loop? Well what if you spin that cycle really really fast, maybe so fast that any alterations, any deviations, would just kick it back up to stability until it loses momentum

Narrative Momentum, "momentum" is basically an idea in storytelling I somewhat thought about, which is basically the sequence of events that keeps the story going, no gaps, no fillers, all relevant information to all the cycles of the monomyth, and if you keep that momentum up, you wouldn't be able to break it with a continuity change.

And this shit abuses the hell out of causality because of that.

Now to the specifics

This is basically converting Narrative potential, to Narrative momentum

Where do you get narrative potential?

Well... I wouldn't saaaayy.... Because it's very unethical sourcing but let's just say there's a certain group holding upon a certain narrative archetype that usually holds out such big protagonistic potential due to... Lets say unfortunate circumstances, and since this group is basically young... They don't have those energies released

And you can harvest those

And you can accelerate those narrative energies with a fate accelerator of some sort, or kismekinetic force

Transformed into a static normal narrative

And the narrative forces drive a differential forward

And spins the narrative gyroscope around

Wouldn't that be funny?

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play TOYS

bonus

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I realized I said warcrimes instead of crimes against humanity way too late,,,,xddd

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esoteric polymath

("advisory to overseer council" my ass)

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Come into the light. Embrace it's glare.

AUDIO WARNING! LOUD!

Sols RNG x SCP Foundation Fanmade cutscene!

Based on the whitelisted aura: APOLLYON and S.D. Locke's Proposal of SCP-001: When Day Breaks

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Funny YouTube link

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You are the designated survivor of the SCP Foundation.

SCP-6511: OBLIVION ACCESS

By Modulum, pr0m37h3um, and stormbreath

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With how the statistics and everything is going on Decked Out 2, one may think the top spot is absolutely being fought on right now, a such coveted spot for a wonderful game by Tango

But that's not the case

Etho and Cub owns the game.

they're not up eachothers throats

they're monsters to the dungeon and allies behind the shards.

Both are capitalists, and terrifying ones at that, and Decked Out may not be a market, it is a place where dominance can be showed afterall.

Both are pioneers of the game, starting way earlier on and possessing such ancient knowleges of the game, they're no eldritch deity or fae or whatever mystical it needs to even comprehend the Dungeon but they're mere humans, mere mortals that understood the inner work outs of this game, knowing how the very monsters act to a point they can predict their motions as if they're controlling them. They're mortals that no one can rival.

Hell, their artifacts are the 2 largest artifacts you could get on Level 3, the very level that separates who's good, and who understands the Dungeon.

They're no competition.

They are the market.

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Etho and Cleo got back together for tax purposes

That's it

An anarchist and a capitalist only agree one thing that taxes are stupid

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Well he's part of it now

I doubt Etho would join the ah-ha group (and I don’t really want him to), but I hope he will at least visit and ah-ha with them. He does his own ah-ha’s all the time in his videos and catches onto patterns so quickly that I’m sure he would notice them doing it

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Day 11: burst

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EVERY HERMIT BE GANGSTA TILL THE TCG CARDS STARTS PLAYING ON DECKED OUT 2

I've been laughing at this idea in my head for like almost 20 minutes now.

Just imagine like Etho jumping into DO and the "Stress TCG" Card plays

Or the "Chest Card" reactivates all Treasure Stations

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EVERY HERMIT BE GANGSTA TILL THE TCG CARDS STARTS PLAYING ON DECKED OUT 2

I've been laughing at this idea in my head for like almost 20 minutes now.

Just imagine like Etho jumping into DO and the "Stress TCG" Card plays

Or the "Chest Card" reactivates all Treasure Stations

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It's been a while darlings, my phone broke so I couldn't do stupid stuff anymore but here's le commission

Backlights

By Kodex360 and More!

Commissioned for Akemi

Wallpaper!

Download here! Alongside other GD themed Thumbnails

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I completely forgotten I have a tumblr account

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Recreation of a very old thing I did

Etho's Lab, The Archredstoner

Saint of Game Mechanics and innovation

Made by Me!

Click for High resolution!