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eadwulf grieve my one and only. he’s bisexual. he has zero agency in the story. he appears like three times and all of those times he’s either following orders or being prevented from following orders. he’s the least favorite in the polycule. he’s the guy you think of when you think of ‘goon’. he’s a character basically tailor made to die but somehow survives to the end of the story by virtue of no one giving a shit about him. he has a homoerotic pvp against the guy his ex has been using as a stand in for him and then tries and fails to flirt with said guy. hes religious. he wears a big amulet with the symbol of a god and a smaller secret amulet to another god underneath. he stumbled his way into diplomatic immunity by being so hot that two incredibly powerful people can’t quite get over him. he’s so irrelevant you almost forget he canonically strangled his parents to death. he doesn’t know what a firbolg is. he’s even a wizard

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“She loves you so so so so much. She came all this way to find you!”

(you can find more of my cr fanart at #chekhov-draws-critical-role)

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beau and caleb.

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*crawls out of a corner hands you this and skitters away*

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caleb widogast is easily the most character of all time. he's traumatized. he's autistic. he's bisexual. he's polyamorous. he's a ginger. he has a german accent. he does magic. he has a cat. his best friend is a mean lesbian that punches him a lot. he killed his parents. he looks like a hobo. he's new in town.

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Jester: You have to apologize to Beauregard

Mollymauk: Fine.

Mollymauk: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Caleb: Nott, my face is on fire.

Nott: Caleb! Are you ok?!

Caleb: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Nott: But your face IS on fire!!

Caleb: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

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Vex'ahlia: Percy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Percy: Well of course I have.

Percy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Percy: It's boring.

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Percy: Vex'ahlia and I don’t use pet names.

Vax'ildan: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Percy: Honey?

Vex'ahlia: Yes, dear?

Percy:

Vax'ildan: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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working on. leg boy

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Beau: Did it hurt?

Yasha: Huh?

Beau: When you fell from Heaven?

Yasha, shoving her wings behind her back: *sweating* I don't know what you're talking about

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Nott: sometimes I feel like God's just waiting for me to snap

Nott: little does he know I'm onto him

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Caleb: *licks hand* I have decided to become Frumpkin permanently and will not be accepting criticism. ever

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Me: I'm gonna post more I've got stuff saved on my phone

Me: *loses phone*

EDIT: Found my phone again. Might get a few more posts. Maybe.

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Me: I'm gonna post more I've got stuff saved on my phone

Me: *loses phone*

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Keyleth: I feel like no one thinks I'm a competent member of the group like guys I'm not an animal

Vex'ahlia: Keyleth you are literally a squirrel right now

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A slightly less old, but still ancient, drawing of Mollymauk I did

(don’t repost that’s mean)