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Ben crossed his arms as he stared at the scene in front of him. “I’m starting to regret showing you two how the blender works.”
April lifted her glass to her lips, taking a sip of toast. “Why do you say that?”
“Babe, cake!” Andy exclaimed. “Let’s go to the store and get a cake. Then we can drink cake.”
April grinned. “Yes. Let’s do it.”
Andy and April ran off, still sipping on their toast. Ben sighed as he looked at the mess in the blender, knowing that he was the one who would have to clean it up.
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Prompt: Person A: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Person B, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65022865
#Parks and Rec#Fanfiction#Parks and Rec Fanfiction#Drabbles#A Sip of Toast#April and Andy#Andy and April#Andpril#April Ludgate#Andy Dwyer#Ben Wyatt
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Steve: Is something burning?
Eddie: Just my love for you.
Steve: Eds, the toaster is on fire.
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Jason: Why are you on the floor?
Nico: I'm depressed.
Nico: Also I was stabbed, can you get Will, please?
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Orpheus: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Eurydice: What did you do, Orpheus?
Orpheus: A MISTAKE
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George: What are your goals?
Alexander: To pet all the dogs.
George: No, fitness goals.
Alexander: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Percy: Vex'ahlia and I don’t use pet names.
Vax'ildan: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Percy: Honey?
Vex'ahlia: Yes, dear?
Percy:
Vax'ildan: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Enoch, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Emma: You did WHAT–
Millard: William Snakespeare
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Keys: Good morning.
Stanton: Good morning.
Destiny: Good morning.
Mouser: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Antwan: MORNING MOTHERF*****S
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Watts, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Murdoch: You did WHAT– Crabtree: William Snakepeare
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Andy handed a form to April. “I’m supposed to order these campaign flyers for Leslie. Can you check that I spelled everything right?”
April glanced at what Andy had written on the form.
I beleive in Leslie Knope.
“You spelled believe wrong. I before E, except after C.”
Andy kissed her on the cheek. “Thanks, babe. You’re so smart. I’ll fix it and then send it off.”
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Leslie sighed as she opened her box of campaign flyers and saw what was written on them.
I belceive in Leslie Knope.
She was never asking Andy to order flyers for her again.
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Prompt: Person A: A theif. Person B: Thief? Person A: Theif. Person B: I before E, except after C. Person A: Thceif. Person A: No.
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Kaitlynn: You’re a loose cannon, Tasha
Tasha: No I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Kes: I think you play by your own rules
Ketah: No way, she thinks rules are meant to be broken
Kaitlynn: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon
Tasha, knowing well she planned this part: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Kyu is a loose cannon
Kyu, on cue: *Smashes a chair*
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*Peter and Y/N sitting in jail together* Y/N: So who should we call? Peter: I’d call Gamora, but I feel safer in jail.
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Piper: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Leo: It’s not a joke.
Leo: *sniffles*
Leo: I’m a legit snack.
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keefe: Welcome, fellow idiots sophie: Hello, keefe keefe: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot sophie: You underestimate me source: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#keefe#sophie#keefe sencen#sophie foster#incorrect quotes#incorrect kotlc quotes
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The Avengers Family
Y/N: Don't worry, I got a plan
Peter: Alright. Y/N: TraitorSayWhat? Loki: Excuse me? Y/N: What? Peter: Y/N: Y/N: No wait-
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