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[moonstruckdraws]

The three couples I got

Taller wives & shorter husbands my beloved

[tackykachowch]

Silco SO should've haunted the narrative in s2 I can't stress this enough. Like, we knew Vander, Mylo and Claggor only for 3 episodes, but their presence was felt aaaall throughout s1. And now you're telling me that a PRIMARY ANTAGONIST of s1, a leader of Zaun, Jinx's dad and The person who started the negotiations with Piltover for Zaun's independence only got a couple of mentions?? Which aren't even relevant to the plot or character motivations??? Are you LEGIT FOR REAL kidding me???? I still can't believe this happened chat.

He's literally a part of the main cast. He literally was present in every single episode of s1. And again, given just How Much was tied directly to him his death should've had just. Massive consequences. For almost every single character. And yet.

My honest reaction to this information:

[coffinwoodx]

couple of screenshots of kim’s wikipedia page that i felt so deeply in my soul

[you-know-cchio]

“the average sfth member plays 3.75 roles in death for a dollar” factoid actualy just statistical error. average sfth member plays around 2 roles in death for a dollar.

spiders georg sam, who was in every scene of the longform and plays 8 roles (danny prostitute, bill hannigan’s blind father, many fingers percy pussy, young three keys three teeth three toes tony, mexican farm owner, marriage officiant, horse, maria’s executioner), is an outlier adn should not be counted.

[erinwantstowrite]

i rewatched the spider-verse movies so im thinking about miles atm but you have a couple posts about him and LoF so i was just wondering what would the bats opinions be on him ??

oh, they're gonna love him. peter has quite a few pupils in the future, but miles is his legacy. carrying on that spider-man name and making it his own? miles is practically his little brother in the future, his pride and joy. the Bats are older too around this time so they each have different dynamics with miles. bruce is leaning towards fully retired by the time peter is in his mid twenties (i think bruce is like 53 when peter is 25?). by the time miles comes around they're used to having students and a bunch of family so he is welcomed with open arms

[calmbigdipper]

Kaveh from the information support team, reporting for duty!

[ designs from the “Risky Virus: Phantom Thief Night” animation featured in HoYoFair! ]

[foolish-took]

I dunno what video they started doing it in, but ever since dnp started adding a microwave anytime Dan hummed in response to something, like not even that often just every once in a while, I picture the microwave whether it’s there or not. Like that sound coming from Dan specifically is now fully associated with a microwave oh god

[asp3nn]

started playing stardew valley recently🔥🔥

[blooming-cecilia]

i don't know dahlia all that well yet since i've yet to play the interlude (i'm waiting for miss erika's lines to be patched in 🙂‍↕️🤞)

buuut based on the vibes i've been getting...

in the context of lunasmr's wedding audio, i feel like if dahlia ever found out his bestie venti here got married WITHOUT any officiant or witness? he would set off and FORCE him to get a proper ceremony at the church lmfao 😭

i can see it happening post honeymoon audio, once windblume and venti get back to their normal lives

venti's at the tavern as usual but still kinda riding the wedding bliss. while on break from his Very Exhausting job of entertaining the masses, he's chosen to sit with a bunch of his tavern buddies and dahlia. everyone at that point has noted how extra happy the bard is that night, and venti accidentally says the truth without realizing it's consequences, happily yapping about his marriage and honeymoon bc hehe hes very in love so why wouldnt he yap about getting married to his beloved <33

and everyone's just ?!?! but dahlia. ohhh dahlia. he's appalled and after a few moments of silence just sets off on venti. what do you MEAN you got married. with no officiant? no other witnesses?? just both of you??? your marriage isn't OFFICIAL YOU FOOL

venti realizes his mistake and tries to get him off his back but nope! dahlia's not having any of that! he WILL have a proper ceremony This wednesday (aka, the Latest gap in his schedule) and NO he cannot get out of this.

doesn't matter if he knows venti's barbatos or not, dahlia feels like someone who would tell off someone even if they're above him in whatever rank. as long as there's something wrong, he WILL correct it. so there really is no other option but to comply 🤡

sooooo venti has no choice but to tell his beloved windblume that uhhh Well. that second wedding he promised them they'd have if they wanted?? Guess It's Happening Now

and even then it's like, the barest minimum wedding with the deacon and two other witnesses (one from each side)

(unless his windblume wanted to invite more folks of course!)

all because he's annoyed about having to been told to do another wedding just because he was told it wasn't leGaLLy biNdinG 🙄😒

grumbles about it to his windblume as they both get ready that fateful wednesday morning,

"i'm literally god. i should be allowed to legalize my own marriage. why does the church have to approve of MY MARRIAGE. shouldn't have said it with dahlia around, i knew he was gonna nag ..."

"to be fair, he's got a point. i did try to tell you."

"NOT YOU TOO >:("

windblume kisses his cheek and tries to soothe their (soon to be?) husband, barely holding back a laugh.

"well, aren't you glad to be able to marry me again? you were the one excited about having a bunch of weddings!"

the pout from venti's face falls into a small smile.

"that's about the only good thing from this whole nonsense, anyway."

he leans over to kiss his beloved,

"you know i'd marry you every day if i could, my love."

bonus: the best man

let me preface this by saying that because it's mondstadt and because i say so, i believe any person can be elected as a primary attendant/witness regardless of gender. so, i think venti could (and would) have chosen literally anyone available (lol) for his side

but i think it would be funny if he chose diluc as his best man

i was mostly thinking of this in the context of my yumeship, but also? he would probably be chosen because he:

1) knows who venti is so he likely understands the full context of this out of the blue wedding

2) he can roll with the punches and adapt fairly easily

3) venti has a sense of humor

i'm imagining him just dropping by the winery and asking like, "heyyy master diluc, r u free this wednesday? yeah?? ok can u come for a little thing i got going on at the church, promise it won't take up too much of your time <3 k thx see u!!!"

just making it sound super casual like he's asking to hang out. which was super sus already especially with that location. but he got no other clue on why, so he just gets there and BOOM. it was. a weddign . and he's. venti's best man?????????

was So confused getting there early and seeing an unimpressed dahlia waiting. he thinks he got it wrong and was gonna apologize but THEN dahlia goes,

"are you one of his witnesses"

".. what?"

"the bard and [windblume]'s wedding. are you their witness"

(realization)

"...............yes"

and he just sits there waiting along with windblume's chosen witness while inwardly groaning and cursing out venti in his head

not because he had to play best man. he wouldn't have minded. but he would have preferred to have been told he was attending a wedding!! he should have been in a nice proper suit rn!!

he doesn't even have a gift for the couple! though he supposed that can always come later, it still feels wrong to be THIS unprepared and it's on what he thought was gonna be a Perfectly Normal Wednesday Afternoon

somebody save him

[missescalientee]

Blue eyed people….

[viramixu]

my second favorite man with a crippling nicotine addiction

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash IG Story

[dramaqueer-commie]

im screaming hes doing so much witch his face

he REALLY doesn't wanna say this but also its not a horrible idea anymore and they all know it

[tullecake]

can you see me? ¿ǝɯ ǝǝs noʎ uɐɔ

and here's a close up-- (be prepared for a little rant in the tags)

[intothestars23]

So I just got into Palia a little bit ago and I'm already hyperfixated omg I love it❤️

Going into it, I was just like "ok yeah free cozy farming game, but the characters and world are probably pretty surface level since it's a free game so I don't think I'll get attached but I'll still try it out"

And then I kept talking to the characters and increasing my relationships with them and lo and behold I started unlocking tragic backstory after tragic backstory😅😭 I genuinely did not expect such deep lore and character/world building for a FREE-to-play game but omg, I want to hug every single little gremlin in this game, they're all traumatized🥺❤️

[lmao-ooooooo]

in which wei wuxian has a little outing with some of his friends and hes still living with the jiang and the outing is from evening to night. idk maybe theyre watching a movie. and his friends (lwj is there too and wx are 100000% in love with each other as per usual) ask wei wuxian how hes getting home bc theyre all getting picked up or have a car and he says yu ziyuan is making him go home on his own late at night via metro/subway. his friends get a little worried but he appeases their worries by cracking a joke or sm, also he knows martial arts and hes good at it and never leaves the house without a swiss knife or a switch blade. but lan wangji is not okay with it and everything wei wuxian says to try make things sound better honestly just worries him even more.

he offers to drop wei wuxian off at his house but he declines, not wanting to be an imposition. this makes lan wangji mad because wei ying can never be an imposition to him ever. wei wuxian gets all red and says he'll think about it.

in the end of their outing, lan wangji reminds wei wuxian of his offer, and wei wuxian declines saying,

"lan zhan its okay! ill be fine, i dont want to bother you i know its already past your little lan curfew. besides, i have a knife and i know how to use it nothing will happen to me!" he offers a winning smile to lan wangji, hoping he'll believe it and go home but he dosent.

wei wuxian is evidently tired too, especially after a long night and characteristic inadequate sleep and popcorn, a red bull and a granola bar fueling him the entire day. knowing him, wei wuxian would likely fall asleep in the subways and get home later than yzy demanded he gets home by an be in trouble.

"wei ying." he says sternly, a slight furrow in his elegant eyebrows, a squint in his eyes and thinnlt pursed lips.

"you are not bothering me. i would worry even if you had a gun."

wei wuxian chuckles, a lovely pink blush highlights his supple cheeks.

"alright lan zhan, take me home"