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oswednesday · 1 year ago
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go check out emily's game, while youre at it: [link]
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rolley-polley-pillbug · 8 days ago
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One more and I go onto beast mode.
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cupcakewebkinz · 1 month ago
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zilla just awoke from big fat nap
Huge eep
Here to hug u digitally
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Wanted to say i fink ur writings come a hell of a long way buddy, like idk if i sound crazy but i think ur much more confident with it now, and its genuinely been rlly cool to see ur format change like it because you look like ur enjoying urself alot more now
Or im wrong and ur just vibin lol
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Have a good time bud :D
No actually, you're not crazy at all-
I have gotten much more confident, just, generally overall actually, not just in my writing. Instead of fearing anon hate whenever I open my inbox, I get excited because I know every time I open it - someone's gonna be there with love and compassion and just - lots of positivity. Instead of waking up and sadly looking at my blog because I used to get no interactions whatsoever, I get so excited when I open Tumblr because I know I'll wake up to lots of spam of support.
Instead of just, hoping one day I'll make something people would love but never finding inspiration - I hope I see my favorite people in my notes, liking everything - even if they never speak to me or reblog a thing. And every day - they're always right there.
I genuinely have felt so much better in general because of this - because of my writing, my silly aus, my new group of fans and friends and mutuals. I never smiled so much before, never laughed so often, never just - felt so genuinely happy before.
Honestly, thank you so much for everything you've done for me, Zilla. You were one of my inspirations to start writing, one of the reasons this actually happened. I'm forever grateful for you, bud. Genuinely. You've made my life feel so much better, I hope I make you feel the same.
Cheers to our friendship, Zills! *digital hugs*
Also can I just say - I feel the same about you, honestly. You used to seem so anxious about your writing and now you're really grooving over there, it's been amazing to watch your au grow too. I've loved every bit of the Modern AU's growth, and I've loved watching you get more comfortable with your writing style - and art style - so much. I hope we can mutually keep watching each other grow! Much loves ♡ /p
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the-nimrod-nextdoor · 11 months ago
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Forgive my colloquialism but I believe he may be going ‘Gobiln Mode’
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splootboop · 11 months ago
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IM DONE WITH ALL THE STUPID BABIES
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I’m gonna go to sleep (no I’m not)
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padparadschaaa · 2 years ago
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i can never take the princes seriously when they talk about their “beast side” because all i imagine is this
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cybertron-after-dark · 9 months ago
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Beast wars is good, because with most tf characters you have the robot design and then A Car, which are notoriously hard to draw, and pretty hard to make expressive (unless its tfa but even then). With beast wars, though, their altmodes are always Funny Little Creechurs, and when your art style skews cartoonish and silly like mine does, the altmode feels less like a challenge and more like a shortcut, even an asset. If I'm just gonna draw something quick and funny, I suddenly don't need to draw out the whole complicated robot designs, when I could instead be drawing dinobot as an Incredibly Angry Rectangle
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It's just so much easier, I don't even have to look at a reference. There's less pressure to make sure the details line up like on the robot design, because even if it doesn't match the canon design quite as intently. Like as long as its recognizable as a velociraptor and sufficiently grumpy, then That's Dinobot, Baby!!
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ghost-bard · 1 year ago
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Me when guideau is an unreliable narrator lmao
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deathsweetblossoms · 2 years ago
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When you really stop to think about how both Tamlin and Lucien are in masquerade masks for the entirety of ACOTAR.
So when Tamlins being all sexy at the pool, unbuttoning his shirt, staring Feyre down — he’s in a mask
Naked swimming in said pool - just a naked man with a mask
Playing fiddle while she’s dancing — in a mask
First kiss — the man is masked
HE BITES HER AFTER CALANMAI — HES IN A MASQUERADE MASK FLSMAKSNIDNDKDND
I’M CRYING LAUGHINF
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s0lar-ch3ri · 1 year ago
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(this is actually so incredibly fucking funny i’m laughibg soso hard omgkdjfh im trying not to wake up the other ppl in my house rn with how hard i’m snickering)
...theres more comming
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ashtonsunshine · 2 years ago
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You got 5 sauced @ryanfleming
via Ashton's instagram. 15th August 2023
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mistergoddess · 1 year ago
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hmm yeah in 2 weeks exactly from this moment i will be on a plane overseas for the first time ever in my life and i have put exactly zero thought into any of that like what i'm packing how i'm packing when i'm packing what i'm packing in how i'm getting to the airport what my next move is on a whole ass other continent after getting off the plane or even just. idk. general mental preparation. lmao.
i mean it's the uk and i am not solo traveling beyond the flight there so it's not that serious but fuck i have been head empty i can't even sort out getting a phone plan which i have exactly five days to do lmfaooo let alone all that. eugh. whatever. fuck it we ball mentality.
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sunsoak · 1 year ago
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Bring back bumpers
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i2sunric · 1 year ago
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𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 (hyung line) — PART 2
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WARNINGS: gang bang (fivesome), unprotected sex (don’t be silly, wrap your willy!), cream pie, blowjob, handjob, p in v, anal sex, deepthroat, rough sex (but not really), cum swallowing, manhandling, pet names (baby, doll, angel, slut), lmk if more → PART 1
TAGLIST: (permanent) @stolasisyourparent @jaeyunsbimbo @jwnghyuns @seunghancore @bangtancultsposts @shawnyle @jooniesbears-blog @skzenhalove @ro-diaries
a/n: i wanted to make a part 2 but i don’t really like how it came out. please LIKE & REBLOG and lemme know your thoughts <3
After the last time, you grew closer to Heeseung’s band mates, occasionally pleasuring them, but only if your boyfriend was in sight. After all, you didn’t want to cheat.
However, Heeseung had to lie if he said seeing you stuffed full of his best friends’ cocks wasn’t the hottest thing he’d ever seen, he could get off just by the sight.
Which was why he decided to bring you with him during the new tour.
All four men were full of adrenaline after the concerts, never ready to sleep right away.
They’d come back in the hotel and go straight to yours and Heeseung’s shared room.
You were ready, laying on the bed wearing the white and pinkish lingerie set you knew made Heeseung go beast mode.
Heeseung smirked, dropping his back and walking toward you “All ready for us, mh?”
You bit your bottom lip and nodded, your gaze going from your boyfriend to his three best friends, all watching you with primal desire.
Jake’s hand went to touch your breasts, folding them in his fingers, making you let out a small moan.
“So pretty.” Sunghoon commented “Get on all fours, doll.”
And who were you to disobey? You quickly sat up and then turned around, so you could get on all fours on the fluffy sheets.
Soon, they all had their pants and boxers long forgotten on the floor as you licked their tips.
Sunghoon and Jake stood in front of you while Heeseung decided to have the honour to fuck you first.
You teased Sunghoon’s cock with your tongue, swirling it around the mushroom tip while you pumped Jake’s hard-on with your hand.
Jay stood by your side, watching the scene unfold right in front of his eyes as he palmed his cock, not wanting to pleasure himself too much and spoil the fun.
“Look at you.” Heeseung said, pushing himself into you without a single warning, making you gasp and take all of Sunghoon’s cock down your throat “Such a good slut for us.”
You clenched around Heeseung, the intrusion of his big dick making your nose scrunch as you tried to blow Sunghoon. The sound of your moans sent vibrations through all of his body, making his hips unconsciously buck.
Jake fucked your fist, his hips moving at a messy speed, just like he was always eager to release rather than enjoying the moment.
“Come on Y/N.” He said “Suck me off too.” And without needing a second request, you shifted your mouth from Sunghoon’s tip to Jake’s, swirling a mixture of your spit and the other’s precum on his dick.
“Fuck.” Heeseung groaned from behind you “Your pussy is so tight angel, squeezing my cock so well.”
You hummed, making Jake’s head fall back “I swear you’re like the goddess of sex.”
Jay walked closer to the bed until he kneeled on the mattress, one hand slapping your ass while the other went to play with your clit, stimulating you even more.
Jake gripped the back of your head and shoved his cock deep inside your throat, you could feel it twitch and drops of salty pre-cum drip down it.
You rolled your eyes back and concentrated on not to let the gagging reflex get the best of you as tears ruined your mascara.
“You look so fucking good.” Sunghoon growled, caressing your shoulder as he fucked your fist, seeing how you weren’t able to give him a handjob with two cocks filling your holes “All ruined.”
“Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.” Jake panted “I’m gonna cum, I don’t wanna—“
Before he could even finish his sentence you had hollowed your cheeks and reached one hand to squeeze his balls, making him groan out and empty his load in your throat.
“Shit, baby.” He huffed “I didn’t want to cum so soon.”
You pulled away and licked any drop of cum that escaped your lips, smirking “You always do.”
When you were about to take Sunghoon’s cock in your mouth, Jay said “Nah ah.” And Heeseung pulled out of you.
You let out a complaining noise and Jay manhandled you, lying on the mattress with his back resting on the headboard.
He gently guided you down on his shaft, your hands resting on his shoulders.
A figure hovered behind you, the familiar scent of musk and sweat filling your nostrils.
Heeseung’s breath fanned over your ear “How tight is this hole, mh?” He asked, pressing himself against your ass.
You shuddered, leaning against one of his shoulders as Jay slowly moved your body up and down, making you bounce on him.
“Can I?” He asked, pressing soft kisses down your jaw. You closed your eyes and nodded, your mind already cloudy with lust and desire.
“Good girl.” He murmured, Sunghoon’s icy hand came to spread your asscheeks as Heeseung slowly slid his tip inside your asshole.
You let out a whimper, your eyes squeezing shut as your pussy did the same around Jay.
“Breathe, Y/N.” Heeseung whispered, kissing and sucking on your neck to distract you.
You nodded and tried to take deep breaths as Heeseung pushed all of himself inside your asshole, the stretch was painful yet so sweet combined to Jay’s steady thrusts.
You moaned out loud, rolling your eyes back as they moved together, filling you up to the brim.
“You like it?” Sunghoon asked “You like it, having your holes filled, don’t you, doll?”
You nodded “Like it.” You breathed out “S’full.”
“Yeah?” Sunghoon stood on the mattress “How about how?” He asked, shoving his dick inside your mouth.
You moaned around him, sending waves of vibration on his twitching length.
“S-shit.” Heeseung hissed “So good.”
Jake watched the scene from the edge of the bed, his cock hard again as he jerked himself.
Jay gripped your hips and lifted you slightly, his hips jerking up at a fast pace, his tip hitting your cervix.
“I’m so close, angel.” Heeseung panted, his hips thrusting so harshly, making your body move as you sucked Sunghoon off.
“Good fucking slut.” Jay groaned, cock twitching inside of you, so close to the edge with the way your pussy was clenching around him, knowing you were close to your euphoria as well.
You pulled away Sunghoon’s cock and jerked him off with your hand “Fuck!” You moaned out loud “So good.”
“Shit, Shit.” Sunghoon removed himself from your hand as he shot his load all over your chest, pulling you into a heated make out session that you reciprocated with difficulty.
Truthfully, you were just panting in his mouth while his tongue swirled all around yours, still feeling the aftertaste of Jake’s seed.
Heeseung’s hips also stuttered, cumming deep inside your ass at the same time Jay hit your sweet stop, making your body shudder in release.
Jay fried to hold it back but he wasn’t quick enough to pull out, emptying his load inside of your warm cunt.
You three rode out of your orgasms and then you laid on Jay’s chest, spent.
“What the fuck, man? I told you not to come inside of her.” Heeseung groaned, brows furrowed in anger.
Jay’s breath was still uneven, drops of sweat falling down his forehead “I’m sorry. I didn’t pull out in time.”
“Well, pull out now!” He snapped, making you raise your hand in protest.
You gave him a wary look and slowly lifted yourself off Jay, his cum dripping out of your pussy onto his softened cock.
You moaned and turned around, flopping down on the mattress “I think that was pretty hot.”
“But I’m your boyfriend.” Heeseung frowned. You stared up at him with half-lidded eyes “Yes, you are.”
“So? Aren’t you mad he literally just—“ You shushed hum by nudging his knee with your foot “I’m not mad. I’m on the pill and surely won’t get pregnant by one of your friend’s cream pie.” You chuckled weakly.
Heeseung sighed “Alright,” He gulped “Sorry, Jay.”
“No worries.” Jay shrugged “I get it.”
Heeseung’s gaze fell onto your pussy, the way Jay’s cum mixed with your own wetness had made a mess on the sheets.
And lord if it wasn’t the hottest thing he’d ever witnessed— his cock slowly hardened again, twitching in front of him.
You raised a brow at him, “Actually.” He cleared his throat “Why don’t we all take turns and cum inside of you, angel?”
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scribblecon · 27 days ago
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Okay so this is like some headcanons about cybertronians and smells. Like how they might respond to human reader wearing different perfumes and the natural scents cybertronians may have. No specific bot in mind for any of these they’re just general headcanons. I’m turning into a perfume freak this has been on my mind all day lol.
Humans have a weaker sense of smell, so can’t always pick up on the more subtle aspects of cybertronian scents without forming a strong bond with a bot. Cybertronians, meanwhile, can have a very advanced sense of smell with the ability to adjust the sensitivity of their olfactory sensors at will, even temporarily shutting them down when necessary.
Generally speaking, cybertronians have a metallic, ozonic scent to them, with unique hints of other things unique to the individual bot. Some are a bit earthier while others have a strange alien spiciness to their smell that you can’t really place. Usually, their personal scents are more like pheromones than body odour, practically unnoticeable to humans and only noticed by other cybertronians if their olfactories are cranked to the max with some exceptions. Usually in cases of physical intimacy or heightened emotions, their scent will become stronger and then potentially linger for a while after.
Bots find perfume kind of weird at first. Layering scents over your natural odour is a completely foreign concept to them, some are curious as to why you might do such a thing while others dismiss it as frivolous and silly. If you’re clean why do you need to smell like something other than yourself? Humans can get pretty stinky but you don’t smell bad so why do you spray that stuff on your wrists?
Most cybertronians find gourmand perfumes to be particularly strange smelling due to human food and the smells associated being so alien to them. The same goes for fruity and floral notes. A lot of bots find them overwhelming at best, though some find them exotic or mysterious, the way spicy and incense based fragrances can be for humans.
Those with beast modes tend to be more tolerant of sweeter fragrances with fruity or floral notes, their alt modes giving them slightly more organic leanings by default. Even if they aren’t techno-organic, there’s still an instinctual pull to certain organic scents that they can’t really explain.
On the other hand, bots tend to respond well to fragrances that have smoky or ozonic elements to them, as it’s a bit closer to their own scents. Tobacco, incense and boozy notes can also hold an appeal along with certain earthier notes, depending on the cybertronian.
Regardless of their personal preferences, they’re all fascinated by how the same perfume can smell completely different on a person compared to a sample paper. Explaining skin PH levels and the chemical reactions perfume can have upon skin contact is gonna blow their processors. Maybe certain fragrances that are too strange for your bot on their own settle into something more appealing once you’ve been wearing the scent for half an hour and it’s had a chance to develop? Perhaps even become oddly intoxicating for them, the foreign aromas blending with your natural scent to create something new.
Some more possessive bots might be against you wearing perfume if you’re in a relationship. Being intimate means sharing their scent, essentially marking you as their own. Adding extra fragrances on top of their own scent could be interpreted as a form of rejection, trying to smother their claim on you with something else. It’s one thing if you’re wearing perfume for yourself in private, but going out where others might interact with you when your bot’s scent has been covered up? That’s unacceptable. You belong to them, okay?
Others, if they develop an appreciation for fragrance and learn about layering scents, may encourage you to try different lighter fragrances alongside the scent they’ve marked you with. Turn it into something more a combination of the two of you, rather than simply claiming you as their own. Also, by pushing their personal scent to the background, it prevents you from accidentally broadcasting just how intimate your relationship with your bot is.
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padawan-snack-packer · 2 months ago
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[You Give Them a Hug — Clones Edition]
🚨 HUG HEADCANONS DISCLAIMER (aka: why are my feelings doing this??) 🚨
Hey friend!! Just a heads-up before you dive headfirst into the Clone Hugpocalypse:
This is:
✨For fun.✨
✨For feelings.✨
✨For healing my (and maybe your) inner sad clone child.✨
These headcanons are lovingly crafted with:
Unhealthy amounts of affection for emotionally constipated space soldiers,
Absolutely zero canon accuracy unless it serves The Bit™,
The kind of hugs that won’t fix everything, but they’ll try really hard, and
That sweet spot between “haha this is silly” and “WHY AM I SOBBING AT 3AM OVER A MAN NAMED WAXER???”
We’re here to give the boys hugs they deserved but never got, be unreasonably specific about emotional reactions to surprise cuddles, make jokes, get soft, get feral, maybe cry into our caf a little, and fill the galaxy with therapy via physical affection.
So if you’re:
Down for some clone comfort chaos,
Cool with affectionate nonsense,
And not too fussed about blending humor with trauma like a Force-sensitive emotional smoothie…
WELCOME!!! Let’s hug some broken war brothers and watch their brains blue screen in real time!!!!🫂💙
Rex
You approach him after a mission, he's mid-debrief with Commander Cody, all business—and you just wrap your arms around him.
Short-circuits like a protocol droid in a thunderstorm.
“Uh. Uh. Uh. Are you—hugging? Is that allowed? Wait—is this a prank??”
Freezes completely. He has been shot at, crushed under debris, and chased by a Zillow Beast, but THIS? THIS IS NEW.
But once he realizes you’re being sincere?
He hugs you back with this awkward, hesitant little pat on the back.
…Then his whole body melts just a little.
Won’t admit it, but he thinks about that hug for days. Constantly.
The next time you do it, he hugs back properly. Arm around your waist. Soft smile. You can hear the PTSD unclench.
Fives
“OH???”
You hug him and he immediately goes full dramatic soap opera romance novel mode.
“Oh cyare, I never thought I’d feel joy again!” dips you back like you’re on a dance floor in a 1940s holo-drama
Spinning you around is highly likely.
“What was that for?” “Just felt like it.” “Well, prepare to be hugged back so hard you question physics.”
Keeps score. “I hugged you for longer. That’s 10 points to me.”
Will start randomly leaning on you just so you'll initiate hugs. Professional cuddler. Certified clingy. No takebacks.
Echo
Hugging Echo is like trying to hug a very anxious piece of military-grade toast the first time.
He stiffens IMMEDIATELY. Doesn’t breathe. Doesn’t blink. Just internal.exe has stopped working.
You pull away and he’s like: “Wait. No. That was… actually kinda nice.”
Next time you hug him, he’s prepared. It’s still a little awkward, but he softens into it and gives you a little squeeze back.
One time he rested his chin on your shoulder and made a soft noise. You almost died from the gentle.
Eventually becomes the kind of guy to hug you in private but also glare at anyone else who dares look at you like "NO TOUCHING. THIS ONE'S MINE."
Jesse
You hug Jesse? Oh you are in for smug bastard energy.
“Ohoho, so someone likes me.”
Immediately picks you up.
Spinning is almost guaranteed.
“I am your favorite clone now. It’s science.”
Will initiate revenge hugs at the most inconvenient times. In the middle of a strategy briefing? “Come here, you adorable tactical disaster.”
Says things like “how dare you be so huggable, this is sabotage.”
Secretly very soft. Like, he’ll rest his forehead against yours before a mission and say “come back to me, alright?”
Kix
You hug him? You just activated his Care Mode™.
He immediately assumes you need comfort and goes into medic boyfriend mode:
“Are you okay? Are you hurt? Are you bleeding internally? Let me check your vitals.”
“Kix, I just wanted to hug you.”
“…OH. Then never mind. But also drink water.”
Once he realizes it’s casual affection, he gets very warm and smiley.
Gives amazing hugs back. Firm, grounding, with the faint smell of bacta and caf.
Will gently guide your head to his chest. You can hear his heartbeat and a very quiet “you mean a lot to me, you know.”
Hardcase
INSTANT EXCITEMENT. “A HUG?? FOR ME???!!”
He picks you up. He spins you. He almost knocks over two troopers and a crate.
“DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO HUG YOU WHENEVER I WANT NOW?!”
He's so tall and enthusiastic it’s like hugging a golden retriever on steroids.
Will randomly run up to you, yell “HUG ATTACK!!” and tackle-hug you like a joyful missile.
Gives the kind of hugs that lift you off the ground, squeeze all your sadness out, and refill you with explosive energy.
“You looked sad, so I brought you a hug and also six different kinds of rations because I wasn’t sure which flavor helps feelings.”
Dogma
You hug Dogma and he freezes like a booted droid.
“W-what…what is this? Is this allowed? Is this a breach of protocol?”
You say “I just wanted to,” and he blushes so hard it looks like he’s overheating.
Tries to salute while you’re hugging him.
Very stiff at first, but once he realizes you’re safe, not joking, and this isn’t a punishment or test—he melts.
His return hug is so careful, like he’s worried he’ll break you.
Won’t initiate a hug himself, but he leans in now. He always leans in.
Cody
You sneak-hug Commander Cody while he’s organizing intel.
“Is this an ambush?” “Yup.” “…Accepted.”
He doesn’t show emotion often, but he likes you. A lot. So he lets his guard down.
Low-key one of the best huggers. Solid, warm, comforting.
The kind of hug that says I will keep you safe until the end of time.
After the first time, he starts greeting you with shoulder squeezes that slowly evolve into full-on hugs.
If anyone walks in: “They tripped. Onto me. It’s fine. Shut up, Waxer.”
Waxer
You hug Waxer and this man straight up breaks like a brittle cookie under a warm cup of caf.
Shocked Pikachu face at first. Like he fully does not know what’s happening.
He blinks. Looks down at your arms. Then at you. Then back at your arms like “Do they know I’m just a clone?”
You don’t let go. You just keep hugging him. And he just… leans in. Slowly. Carefully.
It’s gentle. It’s soft. It’s the first time in weeks he’s remembered he’s a person, not a number.
Murmurs something like: “...Thanks. That’s... rare.”
From that moment on, you are family.
Starts giving you surprise hugs. Especially when you least expect it.
You hand him ammo? Hug.
You fall asleep on the transport? Blanket + hug.
You stub your toe? “This calls for a hug AND a bandage.”
Secretly knits little stuffed Tooka dolls for orphan kids and denies it violently if caught.
If you ever say “you deserve love too,” he cries. Quietly. In the hallway.
Boil
You go to hug Boil and he IMMEDIATELY does the grumpy-cop reaction. “Whoa whoa whoa what are you doing—what is this—are you bleeding?”
Arms locked at his sides like you’re hugging a parking meter.
“Did Waxer put you up to this? This feels like a Waxer thing.”
You say, “No, I just wanted to hug you.”
And he shuts down like a battle droid hit with a logic loop.
“...Oh.”
He slowly, hesitantly raises one hand and pats your back like he’s diffusing a bomb.
One week later: He initiates a hug by awkwardly standing next to you and saying “Hey, if you need to do... that again or whatever, I guess I got a minute.”
Turns into hug tsundere. Grumbles the whole time but pulls you closer anyway.
You overhear him telling someone else: “No, I don’t like hugs. I just let them because they’re small and emotionally fragile.”
Meanwhile, he’s actively spooning you during downtime.
If anyone hurts you, Boil becomes a one-man war crime.
“No one touches my squishy little hug-friend but me. Got it?”
Bonus: The Domino Squad Bros (Before Umbara… RIP)
Hevy: Hugs you like a linebacker. Back pats that rattle your spine. Somehow always smells like gun oil and joy.
Cutup: Tries to tickle you mid-hug. Laughs so hard you both fall over. Says “awww, is someone getting attached?” while being the clingiest man alive.
Droidbait: Turns into a red-faced mess and blurts “I THINK I’M IN LOVE—wait no I mean um cool hug yeah.”
Echo (pre-ARC): Gives the kind of hugs that are more like gentle head rests. Hides his face in your neck and says “thanks. I needed that.” Your heart? Gone.
Bonus: Wolffe Pack Edition
Commander Wolffe
Hugging Wolffe is like hugging a brick wall with abandonment issues.
You approach him after a mission—he’s grumpy, bruised, barking orders—and you just wrap your arms around him.
And he’s like: “...what the hell is happening?”
FREEZES COMPLETELY. Arms stiff at his sides. Helmet still on. All systems shutting down. Internal monologue: “okay. okay. they are touching me. what do I do. do I arrest them. do I hug back. am I allowed to like this. oh no it’s nice. abort mission.”
Eventually—very slowly—his arms come up. He hugs you back like a tired, grouchy lion.
But then? You hear this tiny, low little exhale. Like he’s been holding his breath for 20 years and just remembered how to breathe. That hug heals him on a spiritual level.
Says absolutely nothing about it afterward. But his hand lingers on your back just a second longer than necessary the next time you walk past.
Sinker
“HEYOOOOO IS THAT A HUG I SEE??”
Immediately all in.
You don’t even finish initiating the hug before he scoops you into a bear hug so powerful your bones shift alignment.
Spins you around. Shakes you. Shouts “WE’RE FRIENDS NOW FOREVER YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT??”
Is 5000% a hugger by nature. Just never thought he was allowed to do it in the army.
Now that you’ve started it? You’ve unlocked the floodgates. Expect surprise hugs, one-armed shoulder squeezes, lifting-you-off-your-feet hugs, “hey I missed you for 5 minutes so here’s a hug” hugs—
Dangerously affectionate golden retriever energy.
Will absolutely start a “HUG THE ENTIRE BATTALION” campaign if left unsupervised.
Boost
You go to hug Boost, and his first reaction is: “...Are you sick?”
Then: “Wait. Are you dying?? Is this a goodbye hug?? DO YOU HAVE A FATAL WOUND??”
You reassure him it’s just a hug because you care about him.
He immediately does a 180. “Awwwwwwwwwwww! You care about me??? Of course you do, I’m awesome!! C’mere!!”
Picks you up like a child and swings you side to side while yelling “I’M LOVED! I’M LOVED!!!”
Absolutely insufferable in the most lovable way.
Starts initiating random sneak attack hugs. Behind crates. In line for food. Mid-mission. “Time for your daily emotional support clamp! HUGGED!!”
Tells Wolffe you hugged him and Wolffe just walks away immediately.
Comet
You hug Comet and he goes completely still.
Not in a “what is this” way. More like a “oh… oh no I need this and I didn’t know” way.
Arms go around you slowly, almost reverently. He’s warm and solid and still smells like blaster oil and ration bars.
He says quietly: “...Thanks. Been a rough one.”
Doesn’t let go right away.
He’s the kind of person who holds a hug like he thinks it’ll keep you both grounded. Like if he lets go, the galaxy will fall apart.
After that first one, he’ll give you real, deep hugs when you both need grounding. Doesn’t say much. Just holds on and lets the silence do the work.
Also becomes your Official Debrief Cuddle Buddy. End of long day? “You look like you need five minutes of hug.” And you always, always do.
🐺 BONUS: Wolffe Pack Group Hug Edition
You try to hug them all at once.
This is chaos.
Sinker lifts you and tries to twirl you.
Boost yells “PILE ON!!” and launches himself at the group like a very affectionate missile.
Wolffe is stuck in the middle of a dogpile of affection, looking like he wants to die and also maybe cry.
“Why. Are we. Touching this much.”
Comet somehow ends up holding Boost in a princess carry.
At one point Sinker tries to start a “hug chant.” It does not catch on. (Except with Boost. It echoes for 12 hours.)
Wolffe says nothing for days. Then randomly, at 3am, grumbles: “...That was kinda nice.”
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