#{{peter brooklyn;;

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: Is he crying? Is he crying?

James, on the phone with Peter: A little.

Sirius, snatching the phone from James : You should be WAILING, you stone-cold bitch!

Remus, walking in: What the hell is happening?

James: pads is making me call his friends and tell them he's dead to see how they react.

Remus:

Sirius : Now call Reggie.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 70

Jason: If I run and leap at Roy, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Jason, running: Coming in!

Roy: No-I'm-holding-coffee! *drops coffee and catches him*

Jason: Knock knock.

Roman: Who's there?

Jason: Amish Hank.

Roman: Amish Hank who?

Jason: Imma shank you! *stabs*

[catxart]

James: No Sirius, you're fine. Just be yourself.

Sirius: Be myself? James, I have one day to win over Remus's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Peter: Couple weeks.

Remus: Six months.

Regulus: Jury's STILL out.

Sirius: See, James? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that? I hope you're not telling Harry that crap.

[definitelyincorrect]

Tony: Peter, for goodness sake throw out that gingerbread house, it’s from Christmas!

Peter: Fine

Peter: But you’re going to be leaving a lot of ants with no home.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Deadpool: No matter what happens, you are not allowed to fall in love with me.

Spiderman: Won’t be a problem.

*later*

Spiderman: We have a problem.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: Okay, Wormtail, you’ll be checking the perimeter for the professors

Remus: Prongs, you’ll be the first to initiate the plan

Remus: Pads, I want you to just stand next to me and say “yes, Remus”

Sirius: Okay, Moony!

Remus: Come on, love!

[confused-bisexual]

[hornymggstan]

the female urge to obsess over a fictional character or artist and suddenly have your entire fyp full of his edits, a pinterest board exclusively about it, a03/wattpad/tumblr full of fanfics, your gallery full with its photos and talk about him to your friends an mum like he is your boyfriend

[britneyarmee]

Jason: Going to meetings, writing things down. You like that nerd stuff.

Tim: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Jason: I forget stuff like a cool person.

[adoribullpavus]

rip men who should've been bisexual you would've loved pride month

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: No offense, but you’re something of a teacher’s pet.

Peter: None taken. People love their pets.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes

Harvey: We'll flip a coin. Jason, you call it in the air, heads or tails? *flips coin*

Jason: *catches it and crushes it in his fist* Neither. *drops it*

Harvey: Oh my God, did you just fold my quarter in half?

Jason: Fate's a bitch. You make the choice.

[vanalex]

[definitelyincorrect]

Peter: Remember when you told me not to burn down the kitchen?

Tony: You burned down the kitchen?!

Peter: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

Stiles: Are you having second thoughts, Peter.  Peter: I never have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

[spideytorch-hovel]

Johnny: We don’t need weapons! Let’s fry these bitches!

Peter: No one is frying any bitches!