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[81astriss]

+1 | lando norris

actress!reader x lando norris fc: hailee steinfeld, others on pinterest

when the wedding of your father, bradley cooper, and gigi hadid finally comes, fans speculate on who your +1 could be and all signs point to your long-time friend lando norris.

requested by anon !

a/n (PLS READ): so basically before this i had NO idea who the frick bradley cooper is and the last thing i know about gigi hadid is the thing with zayn in 2021 (im so sorry) 😭😭 but i tried my best despite it being a lil step outside what i'm used to so thank you anon for requesting this !! i don't feel like i did this justice because at some point i did NOT know where the plot was going. please dont cancel me if this isnt really accurate, i feel like my research wasn't enough lmaooo but i hope you enjoy nonetheless :)

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latestgossip A week to go before Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid tie the knot! 💍 Cooper said that he's looking forward to seeing who his first daughter, Y/n will be bringing as her plus one. 👀 Follow latestgossip for more updates! liked by 90,239 others

↳ user1 me when he's getting married to his controversially young gf who isn't me 💔

↳ user2 dude i've been here since he's just not that into you, i thought we had something 😞😞

↳ user3 SO HAPPY FOR THEMMM

↳ user4 y/n has a plus one ?? i thought she wouldn't date until she's 25

user5 she's turning 25 in like 2 weeks... user4 IT'S ALREADY 2025????????

↳ user6 could not care less abt the wedding WHO IS Y/N BRINGING

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lando monaco win. for you mum and dad ❤️ liked by lnfour, yncooper, oscarpiastri, and others

↳ lnfour thats my goat right there

↳ mclaren 🧡🧡🧡

↳ yukitsunoda0511 nice one papi

lando PAPI??? 🤨🤨 user1 max is big daddy and lando is papi who's your next victim 😭

↳ yncooper this energy next week pls

lando don't be an unlucky charm pls 🙌 user3 how long have they been friends user4 since 2023

↳ user5 MONACO BABYYYYYYY

↳ user6 oscar and charles bonding over the fact that lando won their home races

↳ user7 HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON THEWIZARDLIZ 😡😡😡😡

user8 wrong person mate user9 you're a lil confused but you got the spirit ! user10 im gonna hold your hand when i say this

↳ user11 SO PROUDDDD

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tagged: lando formulaupdates Lando Norris in Philadelphia less than 48 hours after winning in Monaco ‼️ liked by 92,029 others

↳ user1 i know i failed geography but i dont think that's the way to spain

↳ user2 are you lost babygirl

↳ user3 bro had to complete some side quests 😭

↳ user4 hey isnt bradley cooper and gigi hadid's wedding in philly

user5 how much are you willing to bet he's y/n's plus one user6 my firstborn child user7 they're just friends user5 we never said they were anything more?

↳ user dude he's so photogenic wtf

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now playing: Can't Take My Eyes off You - Frankie Valli yncooper couldn't be more prouder 💍🫶 liked by lando, gigihadid, taylorswift, and others

↳ gigihadid 🤍

↳ user1 SO BEAUTIFUL

↳ reneerapp oh damn 😍🔥

↳ user2 we can kick u out of the motherless club now 🙌🙌 congratulations to the newlyweds!

yncooper HELP ME???? thank you 😭😭

↳ lando congratulations

↳ user3 congratss!!!! who was ur plus one

↳ user4 who was lucky enough to be your date to a WEDDING

user5 right 😕 alexa play that should be me

↳ user6 lovely moment for the family ❤️

↳ user7 latestgossip did yall ever find out who the plus one was

latestgossip girl we share already existing pics, we're not stalkers user7 okay calm down damn

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yncooper hola liked by addisonraee, lando, reneerapp, and others

↳ user1 bro 36 hours ago you were at a wedding 😀

↳ user2 SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO SKIP OVER THAT LAST SLIDE?

user3 "must've been the wind" ahh

↳ reneerapp pls tell me you didn't run away with a man

↳ user4 so lando randomly happens to be in philly then y/n randomly goes to spain IN THE SAME WEEK 🤨🤨

user5 last slide looks exactly like lando bruh istgg

↳ user6 keep in mind last time she attended a race was silverstone 2023 where she met lando

user7 IF WE SEE HER IN THE PADDOCK YOU ALREADY KNOW user8 if they've been friends for years why are yall randomly shipping them all of a sudden user9 bcs y/n has this like "not dating until i'm 25" thing and she turns 25 on saturday user10 God forbid a girl be friends with the opposite gender

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tagged: yncooper, lando formulaupdates After Lando was seen in Philly during the same time as Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid's wedding, rumors say that Y/n Cooper will be attending the Spanish Grand Prix when she posted a picture with someone who looks exactly like Lando. What do you guys think? 😳 liked by latestgossip and others

↳ latestgossip UGH U POSTED BEFORE ME

formulaupdates you snooze you lose latestgossip im reporting

↳ user1 they seem like good friends i guess?

↳ user2 remember y/n's no dating until 25 rule ends this saturday!

↳ user3 when i enter the most delusional contest but my competition are gossip pages

↳ user4 theyve been friends for 2 years i mean theyre bound to be close right

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tagged: lando, yncooper latestgossip Pictures from the wedding have been released 😱‼️ Formula 1 driver Lando Norris was also at the wedding wearing blue (possibly to match Y/n's blue dress.) Keep in mind that Y/n's "no dating until 25" rule just ended yesterday 😏 What do you think? Follow latestgossip for more. liked by formulaupdates, lnfour, and others

↳ formulaupdates DON'T DO THIS TO ME IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING THE SPANISH GP

latestgossip tough luck bruh the news doesn't stop for a race

↳ user1 was it casual when i went as your date to a WEDDING despite having a busy schedule

↳ user2 20 bucks says lando was just waiting for y/n to turn 25

↳ user3 STOP THEY LOOK LIKE SUCH A POWER COUPLE

↳ user4 idk this doesnt seem very "as friends" to me!

↳ user5 stop shipping them guys i cant like all ur comments

↳ user6 idk who i wanna be in this situation WAIT

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tagged: lando, oscarpiastri yncooper crazy bday weekend ft. these randos 👍 congrats on the 1-2 so happy for u both <3 liked by oscarpiastri, lando, mclaren, and others

↳ user1 HAPPY 25TH YK WHAT THAT MEANS

↳ reneerapp HAPPY BDAY GORGEOUS

yncooper thank you beautiful!

↳ oscarpiastri happy birthday, congrats on the dating rumors

yncooper hahaha funny. user2 SO UNSERIOUS

↳ user2 U AND LANDO ARE SO CUTE

↳ user3 adding oscar in there to make it less suspicious i see

↳ mclaren welcome back to the paddock!

user4 MCLAREN welcoming her back oh she's there to stay user5 no need to hide it how long have they been dating

↳ lando 😈

yncooper God help us all liked by oscarpiastri and others

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tagged: yncooper now playing: so american - Olivia Rodrigo lando.jpg a year of staying silent was WAY too long. happy birthday ❤️ (late post) liked by lando, yncooper, oscarpiastri, and others

📌 ↳ yncooper yeah you still have no rizz

lando stfu i pulled you im doing something right

↳ georgerussell63 YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WERE ABLE TO HIDE A RELATIONSHIP FOR A YEAR

lando more or less

↳ oscarpiastri best of luck yncooper

yncooper thanks, ill need it

↳ alex_albon DAMN

↳ user1 I FUCKING KNEW IT

↳ user2 OH WHAT

↳ charles_leclerc i honestly don't know how your noisy ass did it but nice job keeping this a secret

↳ maxfewtrell U HID IT EVEN FROM ME?

↳ user3 p2 in spain but p1 in y/n's heart i guess!?!?!?!!?

↳ formulaupdates latestgossip

latestgossip fuck we were so blind

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tagged: lando yncooper it was a stupid rule anyway liked by oscarpiastri, lando, gigihadid, and others

📌 ↳ lando this is me laughing at all your jokes and saying you're so american

user1 THE OLIVIA RODRIGO REFERENCE user2 i might just be in lalalalalalalalalala loooooove

↳ oscarpiastri mama y papa

nicolepiastri Do you mind answering your ACTUAL mother's calls, oscar? Thanks. ☺️

↳ gigihadid y'all were so obvious at the wedding 😂 liked by yncooper and others

↳ user3 SOOO ADORABLE

↳ user4 ok making up that rule to avoid rumors is a smart move icl

↳ reneerapp i feel so shocked and betrayed rn

yncooper im so sorry babes reneerapp dhmu 💔 (kidding ure both so cute)

↳ user5 lando norris i was not familiar of our game

↳ user6 IDK WHO I'M MORE JEALOUS OF HELLOOOO

↳ user7 dare i say best couple on the grid

yncooper idk i like alex and lily better liked by alex_albon, lilymhe, and others lilymhe i love you lando get in line

↳ latestgossip formulaupdates

formulaupdates im deactivating

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again, i apologize if this was so underwhelming 😭 i tried my best and i'll try to do even better in my future works i promise :) i'm already working on an arthur leclerc and a kimi antonelli one rn hihi

some pics are a bit glitchy ?? idk what happened with those!

♡ xine

[ssareiids]

HIIII OMGGMG i love ur theme its sauurr cutesie i love it!1!1 i wasnt sure if you take requests or not so feel free to ignore this erm.💔💔

i was wonderign if u could write for spencer reid (PLEASEPLEASPLESE) like definitelt domestic fluff and like it's the two of them baking and uh it goes wrong but reader and spence just giggle like idiots at the mess they made

SWEET ON U!

pairing: s2! spencer x reader

summary: spencer and you both excel in many things in life– just... not baking.

tw/cw: if you're scared of fluff then back off /j LITERALLY NOTHING TO ADD AS A TRIGGER, if smth does count as a trigger here though please tell me.. probably innacuracies in the baking, sorry bakers i had google and a dream

shayli's ted talk: guys i swear i've been writing since my casey oneshot it's just that i'm... i'm employed now🙁.. also I LOVE YEW ANON, guys request things plz... im going through a writer's slump . we dont mention the dilauded here he's happy okay

Today was one of the days that God– or whatever being that resided in the clouds, gave Spencer a day off.

Well, it was more like the day off was forced on him. If you knew Spencer Reid, you knew he didn't take vacations, didn't use up sick days, and would probably win an award for perfect attendance if it existed for the FBI. He had denied himself of a freedom office workers would love to have, up until this very moment.

Hotch has made his words clear, and easy to understand.

"Take a day off, Reid."

Said in that same poker face Hotch always wore, the one that was burned into his eyes with how often he saw it. It was rare for the Unit chief to ever smile, and when he did, no one would be there to see it.

Getting back on track though...

You had a much more positive reaction to his day off, it may only be one day of freedom from case files and coffee mugs that were filled with a caffeine that bordered nowhere near luxury. But you would take it, you just didn't know what to do with it.

When he had first informed you of his day off, you had been overjoyed at the fact you'd finally have your boyfriend to yourself instead of playing a never ending tug of war between the job and you.

The excitement quickly faded when you realized.

You had no idea what to do with him.

I mean, you could just cuddle up all day and sleep the entire day away. But, that wasted alot of time, time that you and Spencer rarely had together.

You then wondered if you should ask him what he wanted to do, but unfortunately, ever since the two of you had begun this relationship– Spencer follows behind you everytime.

Literally and figuratively.

His half awake mind had once followed you to the kitchen when you woke up to go get a glass of water, and let me tell you. Seeing a 6' foot man behind you at 2:00 AM does things to you, and not the good type. You screamed and he screamed back, both in fear.

You knew that he'd go along with whatever shenanigans you had in mind for your couple bonding time, so you brainstorm, maybe not as fast as your boyfriend but you think.

You sit on the couch, criss cross applesauce, while looking down onto the floor. Eyebrows furrowed in deep thought as you scour the files of your mind for an idea on how to spend this rare Saturday.

"You look like me" Spencer tries to joke, it falls flat and slams face first into the floor when you don't respond. Too lost in the rabbit hole you've created to try and say something witty back.

Spencer furrows his eyebrows too, and approaches you warily– slowly, like you were some sort of threat he had to neutralize before sitting down next to you on the couch. "... Are you okay..?" He probes, trying to see if his profiling mind can do him any good in guessing what's up with you.

Then, as if the electrons– or atoms, whatever. Lined up in your brain to form the first idea that would suffice, you sat back up straight. A peaceful glint in your now not squinted eyes as you turn your head to face Spencer.

He looks confused, like... really really confused.

".. Love...?" He tries the pet name as if it would snap you back into reality, and you simply grab his hand before smiling at him.

"We are going to bake."

"... 'Kay."

As you had planned he had agreed to the idea without much second thought. Which was funny since he's so meticulous with the things in his life, maybe he's just gotten used to you bringing chaos into it.

You two had spent maybe about 30 minutes or so wondering what you should bake, you thankfully didn't need a search engine for ideas this time because Spencer was on board with being the recipe holder.

"How about chocolate chip cookies?"

"We don't have chocolate chips."

He responds curtly and you snort before rolling your eyes at him.

"I wonder who's fault is that.." You reply back, and he opens his mouth in protest, but he never actually says anything back knowing that you're right. Giving him a smug grin that said "Exactly."

"How about a Pie?"

"Well... I suppose we do have the ingredients for a normal pie, but we'll also need a variety of fruits, maybe more chocolate, and–"

"SPENCER."

"Okay, let's make a pie."

The two of you retire to your kitchen, getting all the baking necessities and tools out. You didn't even know he had all this stuff in his apartment, and when you asked he said they came with the place when he moved in.

You two learn alot of things about each other through small talk while trying not to get shells in the mixture when cracking the eggs.

You learn that Spencer has a sweet tooth, but you figured that out when you caught him putting 4 packets of sugar into his morning coffee.

Spencer learns that you almost broke your jaw on a jawbreaker once when you were 16, he furrowed his eyebrows and asked why you did it knowing it was called a jawbreaker.

You learn that Spencer has read your favourite book approximately 143 times and counting. You nearly teared up and almost got your salty tears in the melted chocolate.

And Spencer learns that you had a pet chameleon who ran away. He suggested it could still be in the house but just camoflauged, and you threw the cupful of flour at him.

You both stand there in silence, unmoving, like a showdown between 2 cowboys with only flour and sugar at their hands.

Spencer stands there, ruffled in the white powder that now adorns his pyjamas like snow, his face covered in so much of it he nearly looked like a ghost. He only reacts when you start laughing.

You don't laugh gently, or chuckle at the sight. No you laugh like you've just seen the most funniest thing in your life, and in a way... it kind of was. You hold onto the counter and hunch over, laughing like you were hysterical.

He looks over to his back, trying to find a weapon to launch back at you until he lands on the melted chocolate sauce, he glances back at you. Completely unaware of his plans before reaching his finger towards it, ew.. but it'll be worth it.

Once his finger is coated in the gooey sweet treat, he smudges it on your cheek, not carefully nor affectionately, he rubs it on your cheek– shamelessly.

You look up at him and pause your laughter, a look of faux offense swirling in your eyes as you try and find something to retaliate against him.

The innocent unbaked pie crust on the pan lay there, unaware of it's fate to come as you peel it off ready to lunge it at him. Spencer reacts just as fast though and gets his own piece of the pie crust

"Uh uh, don't you dare." Spencer says, raising his piece of pie crust like it was a shield against yours. You squint your eyes as if in focus before flicking your share of the pie crust at him.

He dodges, barely, before trying to swat you with his own. You jump back and almost bump into the kitchen island before grinning and reaching for an egg.

"I have a weapon and I am not afraid to use it!" You reply, holding the egg at him as if it was a knife, Spencer plays along and drops his pie crust onto the floor and raises his hands into the air "Ok! Ok! I surrender!" He says, his voice squeaky in defeat.

You two eventually agree to a ceasefire before getting to work on recreating the pie crust that you two had used in your food fight.

This time you work in silence, a comfortable one that came easy after the little playful banter you just had, you worked better this time since you both had gotten used on how to start and how to use all the baking tools.

After the pie crust had been filled with the melted chocolate and had been sent away to the oven, you two both fall back onto the couch.

Or it's more like you land on the couch and Spencer lands on you.

"Ah– hey!"

You shout when you feel his body weight practically jump on you, he grins toothily in his little victory when you let him stay ontop of you, knowing that you really didn't mind.

The two of you sit there in silence, waiting for the timer above the stove to ding so you both can try out your creation, there isn't much conversation.

But you didn't need to talk, your touches on his carefully done hair, and his head buried into your neck spoke enough of the love that blossomed nicely between you two. It got you thinking.

It had you imagining what you would be doing if you never met Spencer, if you never had a sudden surge of confidence to ask the pretty boy at the library out, or if he had rejected you. It had you wondering what fate held for you, the idea of fate itself.

DING! DING! DING!

You nearly push Spencer off of you when you hear the alarm's call, apologizing hurriedly before rushing along to the oven, with Spencer following right behind you, even if he was in the middle of having a very good nap.

He grabs you the oven mittens and urges you to be the one to get the pie, you don't question it, he was clumsy with his hands– half awake or not.

The oven door opens like the gates to heaven, in it's wake an aroma of chocolate and sweetness follows, sending you and Spencer into a momentary trance before you finally get it out of the heated space.

You both try to reach for it until you remember the thing is still... extremely hot.

Neither of you have the patience to wait for the sweet treat, so you leave it out on the fire exit, hoping that the windy breeze of the night cools it down enough, and that there aren't any pie swipers nearby.

The two of you giggle like little kids waiting for the smoke of the pie to dissipate and the heat to finally turn cool. When Spencer announces it's been 15 minutes, you finally grab it back into the safety of your home.

The sound of plates being taken from the dish rack and a knife being taken fills the kitchen alongside your giddiness, you bring it onto the counter with an eagerly waiting Spencer with a knife.

"You sure you can cut it?"

"I'm not 6."

He replies stubbornly before squinting his eyes and focusing on the slice he's about to cut, you look away to pass time as he cuts his own slice, but then look back when you see that he's taking... forever.

"Spence?" You ask when you see he hasn't even made an indent on the pie, raising an eyebrow when you see the focused glint in his eyes usually reserved for crime scenes and cases– not for cutting a pie.

"Shh..." He hushes you with a raised finger before finally making the cut, clean and simple, before handing it to you.

"I cut the pie for you in pi." He says proudly, as the joke flies over your head, which is usually supposed to happen to Spencer, not to you.

"... What?"

"You just don't get it." He shoos you away from the thought with a gesture of his hands.

extra:

"Hey, Spence.. about your joke earlier." You bring it up as the two of you lay in bed, social battery well drained after the events of today.

He only hums in acknowledgement of your conversation starter before allowing you to continue.

"Did you try cutting it for me.. in the size of pi or something? Like... pi as in the number..?"

"ты никогда не узнаешь."

"STOP DOING THAT."

shayli's ted talk: i used google translate for the russian so don't judge me... heh.. ok bye i'm gonna disappear and not write for another month.. maybe..

written by @ssareiids

[mandalhoerian]

❥⼺ still wakes the drowned god

⸻ summary: Your life as the Witch of the Abyssal Rift is turned upside down when the Kraken God awakens from his cursed slumber deep within the Abyssal Trench and seeks you out with one simple request: "Come to me."

The subsequent seduction and beckoning that follow will either lead you into a trap, or bind you in a deal you can't back out of. But it's too late now. You're already a reef fish curling into the silk of an anemone, thinking it found a bed, not teeth.

⸻ warnings: dream sex (consent is there but i will still add dubious consent just in case), ritual sex, tentacle sex (consentacles), he is AN OCTOPUS WAIST DOWN, freak shit, monsterfucking i guess, badly depicted witchcraft and deity work im so sorry if any witch or pagan reads this pls it's fictional 😭 canon compliant ending, apologies in advance

⸻ before you read: this is based on the 4-star fragrant dream card and that one line in forgotten sea about lemurians turning into monsters without light. you don't have to read fragrant dream to understand this, though. the rafayel depicted here is also the sea god rafayel in his myth(s) and not current canon rafayel, so he might read differently. I took liberties with the sea cursing them both, so it's technically alternate universe canon divergence. the majority of this was written before tears of romirro dropped, so any similarities (such as rafayel being chained in the trench 😭) are NOT intentional. seriously, check my blog.

also, i would like you to shut your brain off if you're somehow knowledgable about the ocean and sea animals and ecology in any way shape or form. magical kelp grows where i say it grows and fantasy animals exist at which depth i deem they can exist. this is a tentacle monsterfucking fic don't look to me for scientific accuracy. if i see one person go "an anglerfish can't go that deep" i will delete my entire blog. thank you.

⸻ author's note: this fic absolutely DEVOURED my life to the point i went mia on my own blog. i damn near lost my mind writing it like this is my first time prewriting and publishing a work this long.

because of this, you will find the entirety of the work chapter by chapter on ao3, published at the same time. i really can't be bothered with posting them here one by one because the interaction drops dramatically and only the chapter(s) with smut get traction. so. boom. get cozy, get some snacks. or don't and pace yourself and finish it slowly, but i hope you enjoy!

please please let me know what you thought! i dont know when this'll go live and if it'll come out around his new myth but happy late mermay i guess LMAOOOOOOO (note to myself: yes this is dropping after the myth. look up at the fuckass banner you had to make so rafayel's tits wouldnt get sent to superhell by tumblr.) divider modified from here.

⸻ word count: 97K

❥⼺ READ ON AO3

[thunderfunck]

so. more on the ‘Steve Rodgers is John Walkers’ dad’ headcanon .

John tested off the charts in every single genre of both mental and physical abilities, like strength, speed, agility, intelligence, etc. hes “constantly making good choices in the field of battle,” according to Lemar—which leads me to believe there IS serum in his blood. even possibly biological traces of it. it’s possible he was just extremely fit and smart, because that’s a thing that humans can be, but ‘off the charts’? in MCU history, you’d have to be quite remarkable to be off the charts.

hes also blond hair, blue eyes, the whole spiel. John’s patriotic, country-raised (he was born in Georgia, unlike Steve ofc—more on that later) and a veteran. those can just be independent features ofc, but didn’t he say he was inspired by Steve? (said in episode 2 of tfatws, i believe).

also, some people think John’s super egotistical. maybe because hes the son of freaking Captain America . ever think about that?

okay, now, his life—he was born and raised in Georgia, i believe. Steve likely wanted his kid to live a normal life, not surrounded by the media and the pressure of living up to being Cap, which is why he lived there. Steve put John into hiding or went into hiding to have John (I’m not sure if we know who John’s mom is, my memory just sucks) where his mother raised him—i have another headcanon that he has a really shitty step-father, but that’s irrelevant. John said in the second episode of tfatws that he never met Steve, again with the ‘he probably put him into hiding’ and then just never went to see him because he didn’t wanna make his life a legacy to fulfill.

wooo second part yaaaayyyy

SO. if you factor in the timeline, biological similarities, birth and life, and more, this is practically concrete evidence that it’s a possibility.

also, what if it really IS canon but the MCU just hasn’t said it directly? i mean, look at the parallels— Steve almost killed Tony with his shield the same way John killed the flag smasher (no i do not know his name), and while this could just be a show of the fact that John is Cap, but. cmon. this is the MCU, expect the unexpected. Another parallel—blond hair blue eyed main man, black ‘voice of reason’ sidekick. which pair am i talking about, John and Lemar (I <3 LEMAR) or Steve and Sam?

oh P.S. this isn’t really part of the headcanon but i wanna write more on John’s probably shitty stepdad. because i mean, you can’t be a shitty dad without having a shitty dad, right? just. just look at him. that man has daddy issues i assure you.

okay continuing on—(actually got this point from a comment i got on this post, tysm!) Peggy was not John’s mother. i dont think so, at least. and if it really is canon that Steve lost his virginity to a USO girl, then he’s done it more than once. a man like Steve is humble, yes, BUT. did you guys see him make a move on Sharon not even a day after Peggy died? that. yeah, uh, i think he did have a kid with someone to get over Peggy, maybe. as gay as he is, i have a firm belief that he has nooo idea how to talk to women. this is canon, actually. slightly.

i thiiiinkkkk this is the end of the headcanon? i probably have more reasons, im just tired bruh

anw! thank you if you managed to read the whole thing :) love you guys😽😽

[vampirte]

🏚 𝒮 ilence⠀⠀in⠀⠀𝔱𝔥𝔢⠀⠀valley⠀， 𓏶. ➒➑

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[halfchun]

why dont you go back to falling apart? you were so good at that.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

little bee and ratchet from 10 years ago,...

[little-snails-log]

[STIHL ALWAYS WINS]

[GET YE GONE BITCHES WHO USE THE HUSQVARNA AND THE RYOBI ABOMINATION]

[Echo can stay tho, it's a good lil saw]

[STIHL IS YHE BADDEST BIGGEST BAR NONE!!!]

texas chainsaw debate

[soranker]

98 lovemail doodles >_<

[chibi-scone]

"Skeletá doesn't sound like Ghost" it's literally an album about the beauty of life and death and also demons and vampires fucking nasty, get real.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

LL Megatron gets transported to the G1 cartoon (pre movie) guns don't kill anyone, everyone is more focused on their one liners then battle, wizards are real, days dont mean anything, what a silly universe

Edit: Comic based on this idea here

[clumsypuppy]

eos pt. 1

[ghostbeam]

x reader defender till I die people are out here figuring out how to write the most fully fleshed out most interesting readers ever with backstory and personality while maintaining a relatability that is so true to life it's like im looking in a mirror and ur gonna look at me and say that it's a lesser form of fanfic

[aroaceleovaldez]

i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:

You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.

You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.

You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.

You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.

You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.

You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.

You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.

[sporeclan]

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Aww omg Finchwisp has a crush thats so sweet what a wholesome moon for her 🥰 ... OH.