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I've been a little busy lately with school, and now I've finally found some time to doodle as well as write a little bit about McGuffin and Lucius, and I'm really enjoying the two of them living together
I remember when I played the third game for the first time and saw Lucifer kill McGuffin, I was really sad 𥲠because what I saw a few days before the game was McGuffin wanting to live a retired life, maybe with Lucius, and they were so peaceful with each other, and being in the McGuffin's house was really comfortable leading me to forget that there was Lucifer the damn guy ð¥².
He's so toxic, he wants Lucius to collect souls for himself for free and he doesn't want Lucius to be happy ...... Really selfish demon ...... He just wants to be in complete control of Lucius until Lucius has absolutely no value to him anymore
Lucius has been so obedient and worked so hard to fulfill the tasks Lucifer gave him that he lost everyone around him, but even then he couldn't even have one person who was even slightly close to him
I feel so bad for these two, they're just two people who seek solace from each other
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Max Verstappen and GP's radio messages | 2023 United States Grand Prix
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I absolutely want to see them
Okay! Okay I gottem! I gottem! Alright, alright, check it!
*he pulls out 3 very high definition photographs, the horrific sights depicted on them enough to make oneâs stomach churn*
These ones are my- my favorite ones! I have like, a ttonn more of em but itâd take like, fooreverr to show you guys all of them!
*he taps on the first one*
Okay, okay, this- this is my first evver serious one! Like, Iâd done bad things to my patients before but I never properly like, kidnapped them or anything!! Anyways, I like, kept him alive like this for- for months!!Â
*the image depicted a completely nude âmanâ in a practically pitch black room, only illuminated by the flash of a camera. His eyes were milky and unseeing, violently red around the edges and brimming with tears, staring straight into the camera lens. Upon closer inspection, one could see the scars above his eyes where his eyelids had been cut off. His mouth was held unnaturally wide by bulky medical equipment, the divots in his gums where teeth should be bleeding profusely , his lack of tongue evident as the wound gushed blood. His face was smushed into the ground as he had no arms to keep such from happening, his legs tied together by a long strand of rope.*
Iâd- ha! Iâd make him use âecholocationâ to- to find his meals! It was fuckin hilarious seeing him squirm around on the floor, screaming like- like a total idiot to find his next meal!
*ð¢ bursts into giggles for a moment before pointing to the next picture*
This one- oh! I didnât - didnât even plan on doing this one! Was supposed to be just- just a kidney transplant! But she was such a bitch to me the whole f-fuckin time! And you know the saying âkill them with kindnessâ? Well I decided to take that to heart for once!Â
*The photograph depicted a woman propped up against the wall with a gaping hole in her gut, her innards and an uncomfortable amount of kidneys spilling out of it. Her eyes were rolled up back into the back of her head and her cheeks were a sickly green, her entire front coated in vomit and blood.*
47 kidneys. Thatâs - thatâs how many I managed to stuff in her before like, her stitches popped and it all came spilling out of her! It was - oh it was just so mmuch fun! Sheâs where I got my passion for like, being so generous and helpful from! Ha!
And- and last but not least!
*He held out the final photograph, and it mightâve been the worst one yet. A woman stood in the middle of a room, well, not really âstoodâ considering she had no legs, more like held up by 4 metallic poles that stabbed into her legless torso. She had no arms either, just a stick jabbed into one of the bloody wounds where an arm should be. Her mouth was stitched shut and her head was shaved, hot spiking wires peaked from her various wounds, and most prominent was the large hole in her chest, in which the display of a slot machine was. At the bottom of the photograph there was a message, scribbled in angry red pen was the words âhappy fucking 2 year anniversaryâ*
Poor little miss Amber Marrie! Couldnât keep her hands off- her hands off of my âboyfriendâ! Lluckily for her, I was never the jealous type! So I helped her become the ppperfect girl for him! Arenât I just the kindest gal youâve ever met?
The best- the best part? She was completely rigged! Each- each slide thing had- had completely different drawings on it! There was no way to win her!!!
*ð¢ bursts into laughter, unable to stop as xe doubles over. His manic laughter quickly turning into a coughing fit, the pictures spilling from his hands and onto the floor as he beat his chest with his fist*
#anger anon#ð¢ anon#gambler anon#asks#TW#tw body horror#TW medical malpractice#tw torture#Guys heâs literally just a silly little goof guys I pinky swear ð
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18+ Your first time/Your next first time
This reading is about your first time or your next first time with someone you've never done it with before. I hope this reading answers some of your questions ð
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1.ðð¬ðïžð First of all, it looks like the chemistry is pretty great. You both want each other and your person is not afraid to initiate. They just want to pull you to them and hold you. And they want to grab your ass. This could be someone, who literally would playfully smack or grab your ass softly pretending they are just playing around, being funny. Ooh, the cards mention friendship. Okay, now it all makes so much more sense. Your first time or next first time will happen with a friend. And I mean real friendship, someone you've known for at least over a year, I'd say more likely a minimum of 2-3 years. That explains why this person really respects you, because for them your friendship is truly valuable, therefore they don't want to cross the line. The cards are actually talking about repressed lust, like this person is definitely alpha energy, but with you they are mindful, they don't want to do something that you could be perceiving as disrespectful. Because the things they like could make you feel like they are treating you like a rag doll and they definitely don't want you to think that way.
Also, you might do more than one round. One thing that truly is emphasized is the open atmosphere. Like you can talk openly and explore openly with each other and try whatever you'd like to, be it doing things with your hands, with your mouth or positions, with each other, by first communicating about it. So what happens is a little different for each of you. And one more thing, they would love it, if you grab their ass, too. Like when you do missionary, they want your hands on their ass, grabbing it, spreading it, massaging it. Your hands on their ass, their hands on your ass, that person is an ass person. Now you know. And.. they'll make you feel lucky. If you wonder about the o's, it looks like thanks to the great communication you two share, there won't be any problems with that. And remember to let me know what you think about this reading. And remember to let me know what you think about this reading.
2.ðð¥µðª©ð Pile 2, first of all, it looks like this situation will involve strong jealousy. Your person comes through as someone rather controlling, very selfish, taker and they want the people they are with to never forget them. Very possessive and jealous person. But it looks like you could be quite the jealous type yourself as well.
They could literally like to a little forcefully open your mouth, putting their wand inside your mouth and doing the moves aka fxcking your mouth. They like to leave hickeys and bites around your neck. They might be into biting your lips. And they like to grab your neck. They might also like to pin you down, pin your hands above your head. It looks like they like to tease you in that way and make the moment more intense by doing so. Looking at the cards, this person does what they want, they are not going to ask, if you are okay or if you want something. They'll simply do it. And they don't hold back, they take what they need, what they want. Yet, it doesn't look like wild sxx at all. It actually looks pretty ordinary, the pace doesn't change, it's steady, there is no wild passion. It's more like their habit. You might do 1-3 rounds. And if you wonder about the o's, it looks like your focus could be more on the pain. For example like mentioned earlier, they might be really into grabbing your neck. And that could mean very uncomfortable positions for you or maybe it causes your neck to stiff and you might even get a headache or you have to really focus on your breathing. In other words, your attention may be way more on, how to go along and trying to relax, which means you don't have the time to enjoy the ride so much. There will probably be some degree of pleasure felt by you, but it might not go all the way or it could be weakly felt. And remember to let me know what you think about this reading.
3.ð§¡ðð«ð©· Okay, pile 3, for you the keyword is ENTANGLEMENT. First of all, it looks like this person is for real in love with you. The cards are talking about opening up to change, so for some of you this could be a friend in love with you, for others this could be a long distance relationship, even online dating. I mean for some you meet them online, for others maybe you'll meet them in person and then stay connected online and get to know each other better in that way. Because there is a very strong energy of longing and desiring here. For some of you, I also see you have slight intimacy issues, especially in the sense that maybe it's difficult for you to imagine someone loves you, it could be difficult for you to just be and let them love you, to receive love. This person will really have to make you sit down and make you let them give their love to you. But you will open up and receive their love. It's just going to be a slight awkwardness at the beginning. Also, some of you might be the type to resist change, so stepping into the 18+ could be something you resist a bit. Not that you don't want it, but the change and reasons.
They want your arms around them. They might also like to hold your hands or press your hands down above your head or on the sides. They want your bodies pressed to each other in every way so you can feel every inch of each other. This person will not let you go. If you are the type to run away, dream on. This person will hold on to you and make sure you ain't going nowhere. Seriously, they want to be all entangled with you. That's the best way to describe it. And the penetration will take you a little by surprise. This person is very intense and so will be the penetration. Very intense and deep penetration and this person will make sure you come together at the same time. They'll thrive. The cards are literally telling you to be ready, because the best is on it's way. For sure, you two have strong intense chemistry and compatibility. It's so lustful, carnal, they want to devour you and will, there is such a strong feeling of desire and longing for you, they will make sure you will feel it, they'll make sure you know. It's going to be so lustful, passionate and also making love to you, making love. They want to completely fill you up. Seriously, the cards are showing very strong love, they really love you. And there is a strong reference to the number 8, so it seems they will want to do different positions with you and once won't be enough, you'll probably do it many times and in different ways. They might want to do it against the wall, they like to lift you up, I don't remember what it's called but they might like to do it in that tantric sitting position, like you on top holding you close to their chest so they can bury their face in your chest and look you in the eyes and so on and they might also want to see your reflections. So let's just put it that way that a lot will happen. For real, in every single way 100% entanglement. What comes to the place, it strongly looks like a bedroom and that it happens on the bed. And what comes to positions, definitely at least missionary, but the main thing coming through is the closeness, intimacy, intense and deep penetration, fxcking you and making love to you, making love with you. They want to be clued to you. And if you wonder about the o's, well, like the cards say, the best is on it's way. The cards are talking about healing sxx and love and their fitness will show. If you go to the gym, you'll be glad you do. And the cards want you to know that this is the beginning of true love entering your life for good. And remember to let me know what you think about this reading.
4.â€ïžð¢ðŠâ€ïžâð¥ Well, pile 4, it looks like you'll go wild with your person. This pile has a bit of a contradicting situation going on here. It looks like there are genuine feelings here, feelings of love, but at the same time the cards are talking about wrath. There is heavy frustration here, both unable to transmute the energy. But at the same time, there is so much passion between you two. For whatever the reason is, it looks like you are trying to deny it. It looks like a situation will get very heated, but it's like it was already there for a long time, piling frustration, piling passion. Maybe you will have a fight and then they come back to you. You could even have a drink, have drunk. It looks kinda messy.
And that could cause you to feel a little disappointed, because that's not, how you planned things to happen. But the one thing you can trust is it will be wild, very wild, passionate sxx. But you might just not be ready for that, yet. Even if it's just the first with this person, maybe you are not used to things going wild like the way it will between you and this person. And remember to let me know what you think about this reading.
5.ðððð There is something that needs first to be mentioned. For some of you, maybe this is a sugar daddy. Or maybe someone from work, because the cards are mentioning finances way too many times. Or perhaps you will go to a hotel and use money in that way by paying for the room.
If you like it a bit rougher, like pulling their hair and you want that, too, they'll do it. It's all about showing them what you need and what you desire. But it does look like you will do some quickies, too. It shows both, quickies and taking your time to enjoy all the pleasures together. So if you wonder about the o's, no worries. Like said earlier: erotic bliss. And remember to let me know what you think about this reading.
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Shanks : Hello, mama bear âºïž
Fem!Y/N, with Uta behind her : ð
Shanks : Papa bear is back in the cave ð
Fem!Y/N : ð
Fem!Y/N : I could vomit just looking at you âºïžð¢
#ã ⊠One Piece ⊠ã#[ Utaâs divorced parents au ]#I know itâs not canon but it fits so well in my mind ð#one piece#one piece fandom#one piece x reader#one piece x you#one piece incorrect quotes#one piece shanks#one piece shanks x reader#one piece shanks x fem reader#one piece shanks x fem!reader#shanks x you#shanks#one piece shanks x female reader#one piece shanks x you#shanks x reader#one piece uta#one piece film red#one piece film red Uta#One piece film red Shanks#my works
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The second drink is half-price for couples if they kiss, and if you bring a âthird wheel,â the third drink is free.
A real promotion from a restaurantð
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âËâ¹ 100+ FOLLOWERS EVENT!!! ððð (CLOSED)
helo everyone!! thank you so so much for all ur support :3 i appreciate every single like, amd reblog, and comment,, & more!!!! waow⊠weâre like a whole senate now⊠anyway . ONTO THE EVENT!
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âHOW IT WORKS: send me an emoji or two and iâll write a mini fic out of the corresponding prompts! this is open to all fandoms i write for, which you can find in my pinned post! feel free to mix them up as well <3 go wild go crazy bleehhh!!! (this is x reader only)
1. scenarios; send an emoji + a character(s), and find outâŠ
ð: what was their first thought when they met you?
ð·: how would they act on a first date?
ð: what made them realize they liked you?
ð: are they the jealous type?
ð: whatâs a total dealbreaker or âturn-offâ for them?
ð§ž: would they ever want to start a family with you?
ð¢: how would they handle a breakup?
ðª: would they hurt, or even kill someone for you?
ð: how do they act around you when theyâre intoxicated?
âš: how would they try to impress you?
ð°: how would they make it up to you after a fight?
ðª: whatâs their âtypeâ?
2. trope prompts; send an emoji + a character(s), and receive a mini fic!
ð: fake dating
ð: secret admirer
ðïž: only one bed
âïž: hate at first sight
ð§ïž: unrequited love
ðª: trapped together
ð: love triangle
3. dialogue prompts; send an emoji + a character(s), and receive a mini fic!
ðªœ: âi donât need you to love me back, i just needed you to know that I do.â
ðªŠ: âwhy wonât you kill me?â / âyou donât deserve to die.â
ð©ž: âi donât need you.â
ð: âyou look good in that.â
ðªïž: âso what? youâre dating them now?â
ð: âenemies make the best lovers, you know.â
ð: âplease just kiss me, i canât stand it.â
ð: âyouâre an angel. you truly are.â
ð¥: âdonât you get it? you were always just entertainment for me.â
to those still waiting on requests, donât worry! theyâre still being done, but iâm reallyyy excited to do this ^^
#forsaken x reader#forsaken#block takes#block tales x reader#pressure#roblox pressure#pressure x reader#roblox pressure x reader#regretevator#regretevator x reader
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Aemond, with other councilors: ð€¬ð¢
Aemond, with Criston: ðð
Heâs not beating the allegations of playing favorites.Â
#This is the only one who plays D&D with him at night#Of course he'll be friendly with him :p#And the fact that Criston is also his coach friend and (step)dad is just a coincidence.#aemond targaryen#criston cole#team green#pro team green#hotd#house of the dragon#my post
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Reader who is their girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband, eeh partner/lover in general! Being their tsuguko who has huge big anger issues, think bakugo of mha lol. But their only kind to them, their master!
ð©ž MUZAN KIBUTSUJI
He thinks your rage is entertaining.
Watches you explode on demons like itâs a blood opera ð
But when you turn to him all soft like âAre you okay, love?â ð Muzan.exe has stopped working.
Genuinely shocked by the duality but loves that you fear no one but treat him like a god.
ð KOKUSHIBO
Respects your power.
When you go feral during training, he nods stoically. âControl your emotions.â
But you turn around like âSorry master 𥺠did I scare you?â He blushes under the hair.
Secretly likes your chaos. It balances his calm.
ð DOUMA
OBSESSED with your tantrums.
âWahhh youâre so scary when you're mad~ð!â
He gets purposely annoying to watch you snap.
But when youâre like âPlease rest well, my loveâŠâ MELTED. And not just from ice ð§ð
ð AKAZA
YOU?? Angry like him??? Instant heart eyes ð³
The two of you scream at enemies together. Power couple behavior.
But when you wipe his wounds softly after training like âYou did well.â He just stares⊠wondering what he did to deserve you.
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ð¥ RENGOKU KYOJURO
You go full rage-mode in training: âWHY IS THIS SWORD BENT!?â
He laughs warmly, unfazed: âSO MUCH PASSION! I LOVE IT!â
He knows you're a marshmallow inside.
âOnly I get the gentle version of you? What an honor!â âïžð¥º
ðïž GYOMEI HIMEJIMA
Your fury is a contrast to his serenity.
He meditates while you're cussing out demons.
But when you hold his hand gently after a mission? He silently tears up. You're the only one he lets close like that.
ð MITSURI KANROJI
âEep! Youâre scary sometimes!!â ð°
But she quickly hugs you after your rage fit.
Loves that you protect her fiercely, but are super sweet to her.
Calls you her âsoft little firecrackerâ ð
ð¢ SANEMI SHINAZUGAWA
âHA! FINALLY someone with an attitude!â
You two fight like siblings but are loyal like soulmates.
If anyone hurts you? He explodes.
When you bandage his wounds like, âYou dummy, be more careful.â He scowls but blushes HARD ð€â€ïž
ð GIYUU TOMIOKA
Doesn't say much when youâre angry. Just nods.
Actually lowkey enjoys the noise after his quiet days.
You're soft with him and he's confused but grateful.
âYou⊠donât yell at me?â âNever you. Youâre my peace.â ð¥ºð
ð«ïž MUICHIRO TOKITO
You yelling? He forgets what you were even mad about.
He tilts his head like a cat while you rage.
âHuh? Oh. Youâre done?â
But he secretly smiles when you calm down and ruffle his hair gently. âYou did good today, master.â ððš
ðŠ SHINOBU KOCHO
âWow~ youâre just like an explosive beetle.â
She finds your temper hilarious.
But when you bring her tea with a sweet smile after going berserk? âAwww youâre like a little tsundere moth~ ðâ
ð TENGEN UZUI
âSO FLASHY. SO LOUD. SO PERFECT!â
You two are chaotic AF together.
He loves how extra your temper is and thinks itâs sexy ð
When youâre like âI made you dinner, my flamboyant love.â ð¥ BOOM he proposes again.
ðŠ OBANAI IGURO
âYouâre yelling againâŠâ
Acts grumpy but secretly thinks your rage is cute.
Kaburamaru hides behind his neck when youâre mad tho.
Soft moments when you adjust his bandages whispering âOnly I get to see your eyes.â He melts into a snake puddle ðð
â
â¡ïž ZENITSU AGATSUMA
Scared at first like âAHHH PLEASE DONâT HURT ME!!â
But then realizes youâre only sweet to him.
He becomes your #1 fan: âMy angry baby only loves meee~ ðâ
Clings to your leg when you're mad. Dramatic duo energy.
ð INOSUKE HASHIBIRA
SCREAMING MATCHES.
You both fight like feral animals.
But when you kiss his forehead after a fight like âGood job, boar brain ðâ Heâs STUNNED. You love him?? SOFTLY??? ð
ð¥ BAKUGOâ wait wrong anime ð
𧱠GENYA SHINAZUGAWA
He sees himself in your rage.
Actually feels more connected to you when you get mad.
But when you kiss his scarred cheek after a mission? He goes red and turns away like âTch. Stop beinâ nice, idiotâŠâ But holds your hand the whole walk home ð¥¹
#demon slayer#demon slayer x y/n#demon slayer x reader#demon slayer fanfic#demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba#kny x y/n#kny x you#kny x reader#merafan
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Ok so I decided to write some... parody representation of how I felt after years of not paying attention to DC comics:
Me: Ah is so good be back into the comics after a long time! ð I hope you didn't make any more dumb decision like the last time I checked... ð€š
DC: yeah welcome back! I think you're going to love the things we've been doing ð
Me: oh let's see, let's see... What? Tim and Stephanie broke up? Why?ð¥
DC: eeeehhh... No particular reason ð
Me: no reason? There was no reason? Who breaks up for no reason? It's says in a panel he doesn't even know why he did it? ð€šI'm not about to see another disgusting cheating situation like when you destroyed the beautiful Dickory romance when Dick cheated on Kory with Barbara and then gave her an invitation to their wedding that never happened right?ðð
DC: no, nothing like that and don't judge me, we needed a way to break dickory so dickbabs could happen ð€·
Me: why did you need them to happen anyway? Babs has always been too old for Dick...ð¬
DC: i know but we aged her down so now is ok ððð
Me: yeah of course you did...ð * Quick check* Was it necessary to make Dick be with so many girls before getting back to Barbara? I'm seeing he was with Kory, then Babs, then a girl with blue hair, then... Huntress?ð€Šââïž Then he Loses his memory and has a romance with a black girl he dumps after recovering his memories... Ok enough with this manwhore, why the other younger manwhore Broke up with Stephanie?ð
DC: aaaaah it's complicated. ð
Me: "complicated", sure...ð * Keeps looking* oh! He came out as bisexual? ð²Oh I see! So you guys decided to pair him with Kon? Well is a bit sad for Steph but being Kon and the story he has with Tim I suppose is undertandabl...ð¥ºð€
DC: oh sorry! Is not Kon.ð
Me: i beg you pardon? ð
DC: i said Is not Kon. ð
Me: * checks out the guy* oh is true... Kon is not blonde... A blonde dude.... ð€šð€Oh! Is Cullen Row? Blue bird's brother... Ummmm, Ah! now I get it, yeah I remember how he stated he was gay and very into Tim in his introduction... Well is not Kon but giving the context it could make sense... ð€ he even got along with Steph... Wait no! Cullen wasn't blonde...
DC: is not Cullen.ð
Me: Then who is this blonde dude?!ðð€
DC: im glad you're asking, you're going to love it he is... Bernard!ð
Me:..................???ð
DC: Bernard! ð
Me: WHO THE FUCK IS BERNARD?ð€¬
DC: oh come on of course you know who he is, he was Tim's classmate ð
Me: * Angry checking* uhu... Ummm I see.....................ð This guy is a fucking background character that appeared for the first time in 2004 a few times and then disappeared for yearsð
DC: yes but he was our only option... ðð€·
Me: no, he wasn't.ðð¢
DC: But we couldn't pair him with Superboy it was too risky and only a few people remembers Cullen.ð€·
Me: even less people, close to ALMOST NOBODY remembered Bernard ð¡ð¡ð¡, at least Cullen explicitly stated his gayness for Tim the moment he was introduced and also he is Bluebird's brother, Bernard was just a normal classmate.ðð€
DC: coooome on don't be like that! Just read how they got together, you'll change your mind ð
Me: why do I doubt that so much?ð«© *checks * wait, Bernard came back after so many years and go together with Tim in ONE especial??ðŠ
DC: not any kind of Special! A LGBTQIA+ pride especial! Ahhh see? we are so inclusive and progressive ððð so you can't be angry...
Me: and so unbelievably TACKY and LAZY as FUCK too ðð€Šââïž
DC: but they had a lot of chemistry, people wanted bi representation with a Robin so Tim and Bernard were the best option!ð¥º
Me: eh no, they aren't ðââïž. Good representation is always nice but people simply wanted him and Kon to be bisexuals so TimKon would be canon but you just picked up the most cardboard irrelevant background character you could ð and forced them to be together in the most rushed tacky way possible!ð«© You don't just do that in one special issue! You were supposed to reintroduce Bernard in a believable way, make Tim see him again after so many years and start talking, make them have some romantic tension that makes Tim be confused and then let them have a date and you have to visually show us ALL that in more than one issue not just put a text saying: "we reconnected out of no reason and now we have a date" ￜￜￜￜââïžand just show us that date without seeing the process before that. A pride special issue is to create special stories for already established LGBT couples that people know beforehand not to start a new one, because then it feels rushed and out of nowhere!ð€ð®âðš
DC: wow how toxic and homophobic you're being...ð
Me: im not sorry to inform you ð¢ð¢ that the "you are just something -ist or something -phobic" card is not working anymore as a shield to cover your assð€¡ from getting criticized for shitty writing bitch ð€ð . Also what the hell did you do with poor Stephanie??ð€Šââïž What kind of person who has been dumped without a reason and then ghosted for months without explanation and then gets introduced to her new boyfriend of the ex (that dumped and ghosted her) without asking her or warning her says: "I finally meet you!this is the best day ever!"???? ð« ð« ð« Check this shit twice before saying something so cringe and degrading is cute and wholesome ð€®ð€®ð€®. Who wrote that? A 13 years old Wattpad writter fujoshi? ð€¡ð€¡ð€¡
DC: in my defense we couldn't risk making Stephanie look homophobic ðð€·
Me: being angry or sad that your ex boyfriend that dumped you and ghosted you has a new boyfriend that he introduces you without warning is not homophobicð€¡, is a basic normal human reaction after been treated like shit, damnit!ðð€
DC: yeaaaah but it was a pride issue so it had to have a happy ending, we couldn't have a heartbroken Stephanie...ððð
Me: so you just gaslight readers trying to convince us that cringe "happy" reaction is normal and totally on character.ð¢ð€š
DC: come on, don't be mad we still have a bisexual superboy too!ð
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Me: i don't see what's the point of confirming Kon's bisexuality if you weren't going to pair him with Tim...ð«©
DC: oh no no we don't mean THAT Superboyð¬
Me: what do you mean not THAT ð€š Superboy the only other superboy is a just little kid...
DC: ehhh about that...ð
Me: no... No you didn't... * Checks * oh you fucking did it YOU BASTARDS!ð€¬ð€¬ð€¬
DC: why are you angry? we gave the fans a half gay superboy like they wanted!ð€
Me: YOU GOT THE WRONG SUPERBOY ASSHOLES!ð€¬ð€¬ð€¬ JON WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUTE BABY SUPERBOY AND YOU FORCED HIM TO GROW UP UNNATURALLY AND ROBBED HIS CHILDHOOD! No to mention that it looks like you basically casted Kon aside to favor one superboy over other ðââïžð¢
DC: calm down calm down!!! Look! Is not that bad... He even has his own boyfriend and this one has superpowers!ðð
Me: * furiously checks* .....I see, a half Asian guy with a hell ugly pink haircut and very unflattering glasses that casually wants to be a journalist and is "superfan" of Lois lane... So superboy is with a journalist like his dad, so he is just a copy-paste of his dad... ð«©ð«©ð«©
DC: yeah but more progressive!ð
Me: and he never has to worry that much about his love because this ugly hair dude Jay has the power of intangibility so nothing can touch him.ð«©ð«©ð«©
DC: isn't he super great??ðð
Me: you know? Bisexual representation isn't that hard to make, you just need to take the character and make it blush or flirt with women and men. You don't need to break up his current relationship with a girl and made writing gymnastics ð€¡ð€¡ð€¡ to put him with a random boy to prove his bisexuality (unless you pair him with the actual boy people wanted).Seriously, blush around both sexes! People get it! People isn't dumb! ððð
DC: well what's donde is done ð€·
Me: Ok,this is giving me a headache... Let's see what else you screwed...
DC: you're are being dramatic we are not that bad ðð
Me: we'll see about that... Oh Helena?? Helena Wayne??ð In the main canon?? But not from other universe but from the main universe future????? She is main canon now?? Omg omg omg!! ð€©ð€©ð€©ð¥³ð¥³
DC: see? I'm glad you're happyð
Me: yaaaiiiii...ð * Keeps reading*ð¶ð eh... That's not the reunion with Batman I expected...â¹ïž I mean he has been cold before but that was with a Helena from another universe, this one is actually her daughter... He casted her away???ð ð ð ð
DC: yeah you know Batman, he is complicated and her existence could mess with the future ð
Me: but her future has been erased,ð she erased her future and became a living paradox to save Batman's, her FATHER'S life!!ð« Why is he such a jerk??ð€ This is his biological daughter with the love of his life!! Grumpy as he is this is too much!ð€ð€
DC: nah still in character ð
Me: aaaaaaaarrrrjjjjj well I'll just wait to see how is her reunion with her mom and her siblings...ð
DC: oh yeah about that... ð
Me: what now?ð«©
DC: sorry that's not going to happenð
ð€·
Me:....Why exactly is not going to happen?ð¢ð¢ð¬
DC: well, bringing her to the main canon was more of a mess than we thought so... We send her to a more advanced future... Yeah now she can't actually meet the whole bat family, that would be too messy... Sawwwrry ðð
Me: you are so the fucking worst! So you made her exist in the main canon but she can't stay with her family???ð€¯ You made her exist just to make Batman be a fucking cold asshole with her after she saved his life and showed him how much she loves him and then throw her away in another future so Batman can pretend she never happened???ð€¬ð€¬ð€¬ Do you understand Helena Wayne was created before Damian Wayne right?ð€ð€ I don't care if in the main canon she would actually be a little sister but this disrespect to the first remarkable biological child Batman had is outrageous! How did Alfred allowed this!?ð ð
DC: oh uhhh well...ð¬ð
Me: wait, now that I mentioned him, where is Alfred? I didn't see him in the recent comics...ð€š
DC: je je well, you see... It looks like you skipped an important arc to understand what's happening...ð You would have noticed if you didn't stop looking at Dicks story...
Me: hey, you are scaring me... Why is not Alfred on the recent comics... What happened in that arc?ð°ð°
DC:........ð¶âð«ïžð¶âð«ïžð¶âð«ïž
Me: * checks very afraid* eh? Oh, no... Nononono NO wait... This isn't happening...ð¥²ð¥²ð¥² You didn't right? This is a joke...ð« ð« ð«
DC: yeah well, no it isn't sawwrry ð¥ºð€·
Me: you just didn't fucking killed Alfred, he is coming back right? HE IS COMING BACK! Omg... Dick didn't have his memories back when he died...ð° Bane snapped his neck in front of Damian...ðš This is beyond cruelðð, you have to resuscitate him! YOU HAVE TO!ðð€¬ð€¬
DC:.....ð
Me: you listen to me I don't care if you use a magic wishing lamp or if Deadpool himself walks backwards on the comic pages and cuts Bane's head snd hands to save Alfred but you're going to REVIVE ALFRED!ð¹ð¹ð¹ð¥ð¥ð¥
DC:ummmm......NOPE ðââïžð€ª * smoke bomb*
Me: YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!ð€¬ð€¬ð€¬ THAT'S IT, MAIN CANON HAS OFFICIALLY BECAME IRRELEVANT, YOU HEAR ME?ð¢ð¢ð¢ALFRED WAS UNTOUCHABLE AND YOU CROSSED THE LINE! MAIN CANON IS OFFICIALLY BULLSHIT,ð¥ð¥ NOTHING HAPPENING AFTER HIS DEATH COUNTS FOR ANYTHING... YOU SON OF A BITCH GET BACK HERE AND FIX THIS DISASTER!ð¹ð¹ð¹ðªðªðªðªðªðªðªðªðª
YOU RUINED THE COMICS!!
#batman#stephanie brown#timsteph#tim drake#dc robin#robin#red hood#red robin#the batman#batgirl#barbara gordon#dick grayson#nightwing#cassandra cain#bruce wayne#damian wayne#jon kent#superboy#helena wayne#huntress
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