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hi i promise im so normal whenever anyone mentions a fat reader
#NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO IM NOT#like. like like like.#I CANT HELP IT#LIKE THATS MEEEEE THATS LITERALLY ME#IN THE FANFIC#UGHHGHHHHHHGGGGH#an author i like just goes “fat reader.’’ and i go YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY#*explodes and fucking dies*
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I’ve been summoned‼️‼️
also—
I AINT A MANAGER GANGLE FAN
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I’M A MANAGER GANGLE SIMP—
she’s actually so pretty though omg 😭😭
how?? is she not a tumblr sexy(wo)man by now? are people not seeing the beauty right in front of them? are they blind? stupid? manager gangle fans i summon you
#gangle tadc#manager gangle#the amazing digital circus#amazing digital circus#digital circus#tadc#tadc fanart#tadc art#the digital circus#gangle#gangle fanart#tadc gangle#NOT MY ART‼️#also uh#SIMP ALERT 🚨#WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WO—#*explodes and fucking dies*#AAA OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH#I’m going feral#😦#reblogging#🌈 amber’s reblogs! 🌈
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underappreciated Nico detail that I like - he seems to be an angry crier! very frequently he's angry when he cries and he cries when he's extremely angry. very AuDHD of him. emotional regulation sucks my guy and he's just going through it.
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#also fun to think about Nico getting pissed off and then getting even more pissed off that he's turning into a bawling mess#or Nico getting sad/upset and the rage just flips on so he's sniffling and crying and cussing under his breath while kicking stuff#i mean how many times has nico had a moment of someone trying to comfort him and his reaction like 90% of the time is ''fuck off''#nico thinking about his trauma: [through tears] i need to go kill something right now or i'll explode#nico working on processing emotions character arc except instead of him stopping being an angry crier#it just turns into his friends holding a pillow for him to beat the shit out of until he works the energy out#shoutout to the cupid scene in particular as one of my favorite examples of this#just cause i love Nico having a breakdown and Jason watching it like ''uh oh. i think Bad Things Will Happen if he *actually* starts crying#other favorite example is TTC. Nico being so upset he creates a rift in the ground and tells Percy to die#nico is not uwu sad boy soft baby kitten tears crier#he is yelling things that would get him cancelled on the internet while snotty and bawling#he is insulting and threatening everyone in a 10ft radius
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All this work...

FOR HIS HAND TO BE IN FRONT OF HIS FACE....

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Imagine you are just a person who lives in piltover. The hamster dude that's been around for actually ever gets voted off the council, strange decision, but you have a life to live and it's not like you're petitioning to get the hamster back, you're more worried about the actual war brewing between the undercity (or you guess zaun now??? Someone in the market said that's what it is now) and piltover. And it been a bit since the lorax got removed, things are tense and enforcers are becoming even more dickish, and you're pretty sure a noxian war ship pulled up in the harbor at some point this month (but it's like a family visit maybe? you know councilor merdarda is noxian). It's night time, and ur sitting in ur living room wondering if you should contact ur family in demacia to see if they have an open room, when all of a sudden there the loudest boom ever and a bright ass flash of light comes in through your window, and you hear ur neighbor yell "DID THAT JUST HIT THE COUNCIL!?!" And you know he knows bc he's nosy and always looks at shit with binoculars. Other people are screaming, and you're like 90% sure you just witnessed piltovers 9/11, and you stand outside for like 30 minutes just starring at the destruction bc you live like 2 blocks from it, and then councilor talis?? Is running past you??? holding what definitely looks like a two week old corpse?????? Its fucking half purple??????????? And you start really pondering why you moved here in the first place, bc being close to the academy is not nearly fucking worth everything that has happened in the last 40 minutes, let's hope ur aunt has space in the country side.
#arcane spoilers#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#theres no excuse for this#i was just thinking “imagine just being a citizen of piltover”#and the council just actually exploded#but now jayce talis#the councilor#is running 5 blocks carrying his sickly lab partner that definitely looks like he died before the explosion#and is purple now? and looks like he was actually crushed by rubble#mel medarda#heimerdinger#like imagine piltovers citizens getting told that ceil b heimendinger is no longer on the council#like that's a man who has been on the council since the council existed i would be so confused if he suddenly was removed#“bullshit he was on the council when my grandma went on a school trip to watch a proceeding theres no way he quit”#“he was actually removed”#“WHAT??!?!”#like suddenly im moving theres no shot#im contacting any family i can to get the fuck out#what so you mean i have to fight on a war???? im moving to the Freljord now bro idc about this fuck ass place#Cecil my man you were the only one i trusted im OUT#cecil b heimerdinger
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also uh since i just realized it and it's still the official day in est... happy national crocodile day to. the croc of all time
my cringefail knight... i love you....
#uhhhh i just be postin whatever the fuck nowadays. i need to post about more of my fandoms/things i like hahaaa#anyways yeah i just saw it and thought of him. i miss this guy. the bek.#gotta start grinding on twst again to finish book 3. and develop my sona for this game more. explodes and dies#also maybe one day i will diversify my tags but for now you know the drill.#sebek zigvolt#twisted wonderland#tsun yaps
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Iwoke up early today. Decided fhat yaoi would be the first thing I draw
help
#fruitcake#dandys world#dandys world fanart#fanart#doodle#drawings#my art#cosmo dandys world#sprout dandys world#cosmo x sprout#going insane actually#the FUCK do you need to mention another man like 7 times in every dialogue#imgoing to squish them both#auaurusgfj#lord forgive me#explodes and dies
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VOICE. ACTORS. IN. WHUMP.
#dedicated to stewart clark as leon strohl#I AM SO FUCKING ABNORMAL.#officially and finally starting a folder called “voice actors killing the whumpy lines”#explodes....... dies............#whump#whump community#whumpblr
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um!
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#springtrap#y/n#fnaf springtrap#william afton#purple guy#springtrap x y/n#um!!!! um....#uhmmm yum uyum uujmmmyeah#*dies cutely*#I WISH THAT WAS ME BOIS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA HPOU ALREADY KNEW THAT#i was originally gonna do more but i got pooped out#look forward ta that later bois new spacie era incoming#GOD I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH#I WANNA KISS HIM SO BADDDD FUCK#im sick im sick im sick and twisted im sicjk in the head and i will never get better#GRRRR OIUUOUOUGOUGOHGOHHG FUCKKKKKK FUCK FUKCUFKC#FUCIING EXPLODES AND DIES#spacie scribbles
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#exploded several times and died in agony while rendering this fucked-up thing#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley art#sdv art#downtown zuzu#kristoff downtown zuzu#max downtown zuzu#my art <3#fanart#artists on tumblr#fanart on tumblr#digital art#digital artwork#vilka post#I put quite a lot of symbolism in this art but I'm too lazy to describe it. srry im tiredddd af💥💥#but the only thing I can say is that the whole art is an attempt to show the essence of the relationship between Max and Kristoff#and their characters separately through the prism of my vision....#I care too much about characters no one gaf about
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the top doodles and drawings for this week.. beach illi is one of my faves
#artwork#artists on tumblr#explodes and dies#traditional art#illi mcmillin#gerard way#frank iero#my chem gerard#my chemical romance#my chemical fucking romance#my chem romance#my chem frank#me jejejej#explodes#screams#i dont know what i am doing with my life rn...
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My best friend (vanilla) wrote me a fic for my birthday (not vanilla) (sneeze fetish fic) (the sneezes are spelled out) (what the fuck)
#my heart rate has increased#I opened it and scanned it and they SPELLED the !!!!! WHAT THE FUCKDKFHF#I'm gonna go drive my car directly into the garage door (closed)#guys I had a really nice birthday weekend and I feel like I should highlight that here#however this has placed a complete roadblock in my mind#I need to shower. and then get drunk. and then devour this thing#what the fuck what the FUCKKKKKK#where's that tweet that's like 'unfollow me now this is all I'm going to talk about for the next year'#silver says stuff#more like 'silver explodes and dies (real) (not fake)'
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I will never understand how people believe endogenic systems are “ faking it ” or “ aren’t real systems . ” Who are you to say that someone is or isn’t part of a system ? You do not know them and you do not know their experiences . It is not your place . Endogenics have never hurt you and they never will . It is disrespectful and unnecessary to criticize them for something you cannot and should not criticize them for . Some of us have already posted about anti endogenics before , but I have yet to express my anger on it . We ourselves are an endogenic [ or atleast somewhat endogenic , we may be mixed origin ] system . Endo systems are not harming you by being what we are and we do not need to be criticized for it . Thank you and goodbye .
#curly yaps#curly is mad#every time someone hates on an endogenic system an angel fucking explodes and dies#endo safe#endos are valid#endogenic friendly#endogenic safe#endo friendly#anti endo dni#anti endos dni#anti endos fuck off#i love you endos#— tech 🥽💡 he / they / code / wires
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Hawke: Anders? What are you talking about? Anders: Wardens aren't immune to the taint forever. In time, we start to hear voices. The same ones that the darkspawn hear. Anders: That's when they send you into the Deep Roads to die.
The idea that a romanced Anders and Hawke have never had this conversation about the Calling being a Thing before the Legacy dlc is going to haunt me tbh
#like anders you CANNOT just not warn them about this#if we want to be realistic about it. he probably expects it to never even come up or be a problem#because he fully does expect hawke to kill him after the chantry explodes. and if he dies there then a wardens death wont even matter#but even so like. its so insane to think before all of this stuff Hawke might not have known about it#dear god you two#da2#dragon age 2#handers#hawke#anders#kief plays da2#merrick hawke#<- because this is canon for him and anders at least#fuck i should write the After of this revelation sometime actually
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thinking about twink maverick and wondering how people think he’s a twink. genuinely. I look at these images and see, while yes a short man, a man who is also muscular and probably weighs a ton in pure muscle


If he’s a twink then everyone in that movie is a twink. and i dont think that’s correct.
According to wikipedia, this is what they say twinks are:

So let’s break this down.
1. Late teens to twenties
Sure. Maverick is in his twenties. But only looking at age would technically make me a twink so whatever. Let’s move on.
2. Slim to average physique
Maverick does not have an average physique. That man is built. He is in peak physical condition. He doesnt just sometimes work out, he is actively working out. Look at his arms! His trapezius! Those muscles are clearly developed and strong! In certain uniforms, his waist appears smaller, but that’s what the flight suit does to all silhouettes. Maverick is built like a brick, yes with hips, but he’s not little. He’s short of course, but he’s not small. He’s not lithe, he is muscular, he is BUILT! Look at the left bottom picture. Look at how rectangular. Look at how NOT lithe he is. Look at how not skinny he is. Like come on now.


3. Youthful/feminine appearance
While he is extremely youthful looking as Tom Cruise always appears, i disagree that tom cruise/maverick in Top Gun looks feminine. But that’s not to say that tom cruise has never appeared feminine or twink-like in any way. Legend (1985) is an example of his twink and feminine abilities. But for maverick i would argue that he looks very masculine. Boyish, which some argue is another visual feature for twinks, but not feminine (in my humble opinion).
4. Little to no body hair
To think that maverick has no body hair is just maverick unibrow erasure and i wont stand for it. But seriously. While tom cruise was waxed and oiled up for top gun, this is also happy trail erasure. I will now provide proof.


One of them is from mission impossible but um idc. It’s proof that Maverick HAS body hair, both around his chest and in … lower areas… but Maverick is not hairless enough to be a twink, especially because he doesnt fall into the other necessary categories to excuse/ignore his body hair.
5. (Kind of a half point because not all definitions and understandings of the word twink align with this) but it seems a lot of modern connotations of the word twink are parallel to exclusively bottoming

See here the most popular definition of the word twink on urban dictionary. I dont think that Maverick exclusively bottoms. Maverick FUCKS too. Like it’s not just Ice doing the fucking. Like Mav fucks. He fucks, guys you dont understand he fucks.
Therefore, Maverick, in my opinion, is not a twink. He is Maverick. The end.
#coming out of hibernation to argue that maverick isnt a twink#this isnt anything against twinks like im not anti twink and just pro lets use these slang terms semi correctly#dont ask me about my thoughts about the term twunk#it’s complex feelings#also i dont touch on flamboyancey because what the fuck does that even mean anymore#nothing means anything and everything means nothing#top gun#top gun 1986#maverick#pete maverick mitchell#stopthatfool debates the meanings and labels of gay slang terms and whether they apply to fictional characters#aka stopthatfool goes fucking crazy and dies#stopthatfool goes crazy and explodes#icemav#because they both fuck#tom iceman kazansky#iceman
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OKAY I’ve never watched ok.ko, BUT my wife loves this silly cutie and he has like barely ANY drawings so she drew him
her ass isn’t in the community and was shy about posting it. I WANTED Y’ALL TO APPRECIATE IT GUYS THIS IS HER DRAWING
She didn’t want me to credit her but I don’t give a damn 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
this is her —-> @theqbyss (warning, her blog isn’t a tk blog and it has a couple NSFW drawings)
#yk how crazy it is when someone that’s not from the community does this#Im so giddy IM GONNA EXPLODE#WIFE I LOVE YOU#dies of giddy#lee!logic#ok ko let’s be heroes tickle#Lee mr logic#sfw tickle community#her fucking drawings are so HEJHBFGBEHHE#I fucking screamed when she sent it to me#ok ko tickling
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