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liliallowed · 2 years ago
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Here's your Dust
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yesssss
oh do I have Plans for you hehehe
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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fyllophobia · 6 months ago
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sunlight-shunlight · 1 month ago
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as always i was thinking about it (thedas art history) and
i think actually the whole chantry situation would be significantly influenced by the fact that they have control over all the tranquil? and the tranquil are... literate, unpaid, tireless, detail-oriented labourers, who will never get bored or cranky or want to quit. so they would actually be like the backbone of how southern thedas makes any kind of printed material, in scriptoriums attached to the circles or whatever?
which is also really convenient for the chantry. since then they have a chokehold on what gets disseminated. any independent groups that make manuscripts or print material would be less efficient, since by necessity, they would need to... pay their scribes and give them days off, and occasionally have them goof up a page and waste time.
and this raises really interesting questions about stuff like the book of shartan and the heretical chant verses being spread around - can people quietly bribe a chantry official to get them to assign a tranquil to copy it out under the table? is there part-time scribe work going on in alienages to keep these texts circulating? do mages (also literate and have access to materials) themselves manage to do this type of thing covertly, or do they have enough loyalty from the tranquil that the tranquil would be willing to lie about it and help them make some contraband?
anyway, THIS is how the popularity of varric's serialized novels, spurring the development of the printing press, and therefore more secular decentralized sources of media, could create a Chantry Reformation Chaos Era, when the chantry loses its grip on information and archives-
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starfalltea · 28 days ago
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happy pride month to them <3 💜💙🤍
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dalishious · 2 months ago
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(That feeling when you wake up with emotions for the first time in ten years, the magic presumably responsible is eating up your hand, and you have no memory of what happened)
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docholligay · 5 months ago
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom - go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! --Samuel Adams, in a speech given August 1, 1776
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hplonesomeart · 4 months ago
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FINALLY I got time to chillax on my own and doodle some Mr. Puzzles for the night nehhehehe >:3
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abyssal-ilk · 10 months ago
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i will never get over how genuinely fucked the tranquil are consistently treated throughout the dragon age games. like i know it's the Point. but. holy fuck.
the way they're treated as "not-quite-people", the way they're constantly put to the side, ignored, abused, and exploited for profit, the way they're killed over and over, especially in inquisiton, and the way it feels so brushed over. and it never really feels like the player reaction is Enough for what is going on in any situation surrounding them.
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notbirds · 9 days ago
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Susquehanna River, PA.
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wishchip106 · 12 days ago
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never getting over this era of cherik they mean everything to me
you’ll have to pry young cherik in haifa from my cold dead hands because i’ll never stop thinking about them
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i need a movie flashback or just anything of this backstory i’m going fucking insane we could’ve had it in magneto origins but NOOO apparently it wasn’t good enough or something 😞
MARVEL STUDIOS DROP MAGNETO ORIGINS/CHERIK IN HAIFA BACKSTORY IN ANY OF THE NEW XMEN FILMS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
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obviously i do love the x-men first class meeting and all but that BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE COULD’VE HAD!!!! JUST CHERIK BY THEMSELVES (plus gabby hahah) BONDING AND BECOMING FRIENDS AND MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN FRIENDS AURGSHAG
we could’ve had cherik beating up goons together in a bar then running away laughing and holding hands (and then making out in the alleyway outside) ☹️
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fuck sake someone knock me out i can’t do this anymore
i’ll always love legion quest the most because it gave me the most out of this storyline 😔🙏
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idontmindifuforgetme · 7 months ago
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I’m basically counting on piano classes and pilates to fix every single mental illness in my body btw
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cometblaster2070 · 6 months ago
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i see ashlynn as the kind of person who injects 4 shots of espresso straight into her veins because she's unfortunately taken up the role of being the mom friend of her crack ass group and if she takes her eyes off of them for approximately 3 seconds someone will start crying and something will inexplicably be set on fire.
she hasn't slept in 2 weeks and she's starting to see things that aren't there now but she'll be fine enough in a while. Maybe.
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ladsofsorrow24 · 6 months ago
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my version of shadow ops AU... i guess?? 🤷
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raikirikiri · 1 year ago
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sorry but i really will never get over how insane it is that obito gave kakashi his eye and then let him keep. he had obito’s eye in his head when he fought obito in the war. he had obito’s eye in his head when rin died. he had obito’s eye in his head when he was trying naruto, the legacy of their teacher. the symbolism of it all. it’s obito’s eye in his head. his EYE. in his HEAD. i’ll never get over it how fucking morbid and romantic they will never leave my head
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vaintrdraws · 6 months ago
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I gave him an anime eye for his birthday do you think he likes it
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