#*insert keyboard spam*

[dexterkronos]

Look at my guy

I made this lil guy.

I wanna squish him like Nicolas Bourbaki :D

[timethehobo]

A missed apology.

[lovverletters]

Yandere! Streamer x Streamer! Reader

A/N : I'm taking a break from the bullet point format and decided to try making a drabble instead. Huuge thanks to @bloozz for giving streamer his name🌷

T/W : Streamer reader, yandere behaviour, obsessive behaviour, etc

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

"Damnit..! I lost again" He let out a defeated sigh as he watches the 'GAME OVER' screen blinking at him in an almost mocking way.

The chat of his live stream went wild upon his fifth time losing on a game that he had been playing for hours by now and yet he still hasn't been able to beat it.

"Yeahhh, thanks a lot chat! those 'L's you're spamming are definitely helpful" Micha rolled his eyes at the countless mockery his viewer was sending him. He knew it was all jokes- or at least he hope it is.

Deciding that he needed a break from the game, he cracked open a can of soda and laid back against his chair, opting to interact more with his viewers.

He had only been streaming for a few months and had gained a pretty sizeable amount of viewer and fanbase.

Bloozzclues : You should check (insert your streamer name) out! They've beaten this game multiple time and have some useful tips you can use.

"(Y/S/Name)? I've heard of them before, saw a few of their speedruns. I never understand how they manage to get that luck based glitch to work! But thanks bloozz! i'll be sure to check them out after stream" Micha replied to one of the chat and moved on to the others.

Soupispretty :(Y/S/Name) is actually watching your stream rn lol

Micha choked on his drink as he tries to contain his coughs. He almost spat out the soda onto his keyboard and it would've been a nightmare to clean it up.

Scrolling through the main page of the streaming website on his other monitor, lo and behold, the (Y/S/Name) was indeed watching his stream. Specifically, the parts where he lose to the same boss every. single. time.

He felt his cheeks reddened everytime he heard (Name) laughed or giggled at him. They wouldn't just laugh at him though, they would also insert in some advices for him to improve on which made him incredibly jittery with excitement.

(Y/S/Name) also known as (Name) has always been an inspirational figure of his when he first started streaming. To be acknowledged by his idol causes him to be so overwhelmed, he almost fainted from how fast his heart is beating.

The chimes of his subscription's notif brought him back to his senses, Micha's chats were going crazy from the streamer's trance like reaction to (Y/S/Name) stream.

Kafkaismywife : is he okay??

Peachesandcrem : bro looks possessed💀

Collecting what little composure he has anymore, Micha decided to end the stream under the guises of him being exhausted.

"Ahem.. er sorry about that guys, i think the sleep deprivation is getting to me. So, thank you all for being in this stream but I have to log off now!" He smoothly blurted out, getting back into his streaming persona.

After saying goodbyes to his viewers, he clicked the end stream button. Alone with his thoughts, Micha switches the screen back onto your stream.

He knew from then on, his adoration for you had grown into something more. Something deadly and dangerous.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

(Name) let out an exhausted sigh as they had just finished another successful stream. They played horror games for hours and ended the stream by reacting to random clips their viewer sent via mediashare.

"I should probably take a shower and take a long nap right after.." (Name) thought.

Ping!

It was the sound of their notifications, (Name) picked their phone up and clicked on it. They were directed to their twitter where the person had messages them.

Michatwt

Hey! Thanks a lot for the advice you gave me when you reacted to my live

"Oh it's that streamer i watched earlier on stream" (Name) spoke outloud as they quickly typed out a reply.

(Name)ishere

No prob! Thought you needed some tips to beat the game haha

(Name) sent out the reply and Micha replied immediately. 'He sure is a fast typer' they thought.

Michatwt

This might sounds odd but would you be down to make a collab with me? I think it'll be more fun if you teach me on stream

They paused for a moment, thinking over their decision. (Name) have been wanting to make a collab stream before but never got to it. This would be a great opportunity to produce some new content!

(Name)ishere

Sounds good! We'll discuss about this collab later, I got something to do right now

Michatwt

Of course! See you later haha

Somewhere else, Micha was jumping out of joy and practically on his knees thanking the higher beings for this opportunity he's been given to be close to his idol, his (Name).

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A/N : ending on a cliffnote because this has been rotting in my draft.

[gt-blendergod]

Me when I just found out that Parker’s ffhsosnsbucking ask blog is real and not just a thing in the story and reading this post jUSt after reading the latest update just OH MY GOD. This is god tier writing I mean COME ON. Blender approved.

Hey,

Sorry this is a short post… I’m just wondering something.

Have you ever believed something all your life, regardless of something telling you it’s not quite right, and then it turns out that thing you believed was wrong and your instinct was right?

Just asking…

So long

Parker

[joyswonderland1108]

The Coping Mechanisms in This Fandom Deserve an Oscar, Actually.

So i just witnessed another post bashing Jimin solos (because that's the trending sport of the week apparently), and well.. funny thing is, the entire post aged like milk under 24 hours because plot twist: Jimin is receiving death threats right now. But nah, let's not talk about that. Let's circle back to the real crime: Jimin solos existing.

And you know what truly sent me? Some random reply under a quote repost screaming "Why are you defending Jimin solos?! JK won't fuck Jimin!!!"

... I'm sorry, what? What kind of Cirque du Soleil mental gymnastics did you perform to jump from "Jimin solos are annoying" to "JK won't be raw-dogging Jimin"? The person who quote reposted didn't even defend Jimin solos, bestie, calm down. But your brain really said: Jimin solos annoying => Someone says "Hmm you're not talking about the ACTUAL issue and this is only attracting antis to your page => OH NO, PAY GORN, SAY GEX INCOMING.

I mean the sheer velocity with which some of y'all spin into delusion is impressive. Like, Olympic level delusion.

But let's talk about this weird phenomenon where solos act like they own the member they solo stan. Like "I'm a JK solo, therefore i will bite, scratch, claw and bark at any living being he's close to." Y'all do realize the members have known each other for over a decade, right? They've lived together, cried together, succeeded together, and you think your Twitter fingers have more insight into their relationships than they do? Girl be serious.

You don't like OT7? Fine, go ahead, live your half-baked solo stan life. But the very LEAST you could do is not spew venom at the people your fave literally loves and trusts. You calling Jimin or Tae or JK names like "pigmin" or "nosekook" or "baldhyung" (yep, we've seen all of these) doesn't change the fact that they're close. That's not how friendship, or reality, works.

And the whole enlistment arc? Comedy gold.

When those people speculated about Tae and JK enlisting together, Tae solos and JK solos teamed up like it was "Infinity War: Solo Stan Edition". Fangs out, rabies foaming, barking like chihuahuas on Red Bull. All because someone said "Wouldn't it be cute if they enlisted together?"

They didn't. And yet.. the barking continued. The war raged on.

THEN Jimin and JK enlist together and suddenly the internet flips. JK solos immediately scream "GROOMING! MANIPULATION! JIMIN WHY!!"

But hold on, plot twist again, it comes out that JK initiated the buddy system. Now Jimin solos flip and go "Why can't he leave Jimin alone?!"

And Tae solos, bless their chaotic little hearts, still manage to insert themselves into the narrative like, "Good! Leave Tae out of this!!" and proceed to call both Jimin and JK names.

You're not even in this war! Why are you fighting?! This is not your anime arc! Pack it up.

The best part? After all that foaming at the mouth, keyboard smashing, and projecting, the boys are just.. happy. Thriving. Living their best lives. Unbothered. Meanwhile you're still in your solo stan echo chamber, clutching your fantasy life it pays rent.

Hate to break it to you, but you don't get to dictate who these men love, trust, spend time with, or go to the military with. You're not their CEO, psychic, or parent. You are a pixel in the void. No matter how many hasthags you spam or how many edits you make cutting a member out of the group photos, the reality is: you're just an incel with a K-pop obsession.

And the final gag? You say you love your fave so much, but can't even respect the people they love. What does that say about you?

I'll tell you what it says: You don't actually respect your fave. You just use them as an avatar for your own unresolved emotional damage and weird little power trip.

Anyway, save up your money for the BTS tour. For clarity.

[unbelenting]

"Never Give Annabelle A Gun" commentary :-)

I was there for the premiere, so this is my SECOND watch-through! I have lots of thoughts on it that I wanna share, because I had SO much fun, but I don't wanna spam. So I decided to compile them into a post like I've seen other people do!

Obviously, spoilers ahead!! And let's get to it YEEHAWWWW!!!

Immediately adored Butch and she remained my favourite character over the course of the play. One of the very few messages I sent my friends after the premiere started:

2. "I was wondering if she wanted to come out" surprisingly didn't turn into a gay joke, but like. I can't be the only one who was thinking about it.

3. "Looking at dresses and findin' ourselves husbands" is rapidly entering my lexicon. It's like a version of "and they were roommates" and "2 bros chillin in a hot tub" but imbued with SFTH greatness. Also real.

4. I love their little gestures and facial expressions, this isn't exclusive to a certain play, but it stood out to me for Annabelle since she doesn't get to talk much at first. They can be so funny and - perhaps more importantly - they make the characters feel so REAL!<333

5. When I got to this part I was genuinely expecting a wolf to show up later in the story. Dinosaur-wielding-guns style.

6. Good thing these are stereotypical /j/ lesbians and not stereotypical bisexuals. Imagine getting triggered every time they pull out the finger guns! Good lord!

-sincerely, a stereotypical bisexual

7. Has anyone been keeping track of how many times Sam's played a bartender on camera? Typecast by fate.

8. Wait... Omg I didn't make this connection. I'm sure a million ppl have already. DANNY the BARTENDER? In the next town over from Death For A Dollar? IS THIS THE SAME DANNY ONLY OLDER????? We've got a "keyboard" guy as well.... I am looking intently.

9. LOVE the helium bit. I especially enjoyed seeing Tom struggle to keep up (and adapting). I also just missed Sam and AJ's Miss Piggy, and well. This is close enough!

10. SING-J!!!!!!!! <3333

11. This fucking screenshot

12. Is this Heathers?

13. Can we get a Tom Mayo "HOOWEE" counter as well? (love it) (second to Ayoyoyoy)

14. I get what Sam was cooking with that one line but it's very funny. Especially after he'd asked "Who else's eyes would you have been watching with?" earlier.

15. He KNOWS he killed that. ("You can see the lights")

16. I hate them (they're my entire world now)

17. Ah yes, real Sam in the livestreams from home, whenever he starts telling family stories and whatnot <3

18. I know we later find out WHY they do bank robberies, but Annabelle also seems genuinely INTO IT and I love her for that. Butch too ofc. Hell yeah girls you're killing it!!

19. AJ's timing with the singing is impeccable every time. So fucking funny. Catch me singing "woooooman with the guuuuuun" for the foreseeable future.

20. I finally get to watch the others in this bank robbery scene lollll. Love Butch tossing that gun over to Annabelle, they're so cute and so cool together. I can't form any coherent thoughts other than YEAHHHHHHHH!

21. The manager twirling after seeing Butch's spinny motion lmaooooo. Also wait, they got DIAMONDS?! Yeah I don't think those 5 dollars are gonna be a problem anymore..

22. AJ inserting a Cinderella element into the story reminded me of him seemingly not recognizing a Beauty And The Beast reference in another video... Also the whole "wolf" thing from earlier, I thought he was gonna make this into a fairytale story to bring that back late into the show or something! No I didn't particularly want that, I was just genuinely convinced it'd happen :-)))

23. "Mama was the same" took me out, 10/10.

24. Her face after the dad says "And y'know, you hang out with Butch an awful lot, and Butch..." AWGHHHH

25. "It's just 'she' daddy" "Oh well, give it time" was SOOOO realllllll. She'll get there if (when) she does <3

26. Love her silly ass

27. The "every time I try to tell her how I feel, what comes out instead is [..]" is sooo goodddd. I just love how ridiculous that is, this entire story couldn't have happened if Annabelle wasn't weird like that.

28. "Oh I'm still wearing [the mask]" reminds me of Mystery of the Midnight Circus lol

29. "Ohh myy godd I'm with a lunaticcc... a musical lunatic.." I love you Butch.

30. I wanna know who this guy is and what happens to him after the villain's dead. Silly

31. "Flirting vs. sexual harrassment" meme. If you've seen Cinderella's Castle, yes we all had deja vu. I don't like the Prince getting excited off of Ella's shoe, but Butch can do it alllllll she wants because DAMMIT, can't a lesbian goofball be a little freak sometimes?? Good for them.

32. "I've been waiting my whole life to find that woman" sir, the robbery happened just a few weeks ago--

33. "Fine, I'll tell you.. Just.... come closer" KILLED MEEEEEE. I love you Butch x2

34. "eh x28" I love you Butch x3 she's so. wueuee

35. I know Tom clarified in the QnA, but I also never would've thought there was a pig CARRYING the helium, so I didn't get his shock at the "pumping helium out of the pig" bit. Is it messed up? Absolutely. But I thought that's what he wanted!!! He said "a pig full of helium!!" Also, Luke ONCE AGAIN being the animal AND the animal handler.

36. "I was just reminding myself who I am so that I remember who I am" and "I'm gonna sit in my chair, which is right here where I left it" might've been the most quoted lines for me if I was still at the peak of my psychosis and dissociation issues........ but thankfully that's not the case! lol (tho I can still appreciate&use it, like some of the stuff in I Killed The Mockingbird <3)

37. Was the piano guy picking at his bellybutton. Hey

38. The scene of Henry trying to persuade (and then force) Annabelle to be with him was genuinely super eerie, both on account of Luke and AJ's acting and how realistic it felt (in my experience at least, not to generalize). The tension, the quiet, the shift from "an excuse to slide into conversation" to intimidation, the slow bubbling rage from both of them. Like damn okay! Really making me want this guy dead if I didn't already! Henry and Henry should NOT be on speaking terms............. Um on a more lighthearted note, how the hell did Henry fit that shoe on top of Annabelle's shoes? Or did she go to Butch's place with one shoe still missing? I can see her walking around barefoot, countryside style, but it's funnier to imagine he's in so deep that he thinks it "fits perfectly" even with her other shoes forcibly stuffed into it.

39. Laughed so hard... And Tom's reaction :-)))))

40. "YOU WANT A GIRL WITH A GUN??" from Butch was AWESOME. Like yeah okay it'd be cool if she WAS the target of his affection, but it's a million times better considering the actual circumstances. So badass, the video description wasn't lying. I love you Butch (again)

41. Awesome lesbian couple vs evil and intimidating foot

42. "As best frieeeendsss..." Butch don't piss me off now. I say knowing damn well I've done the same thing.

43. BEST KISS EVER (hyperbole) (but it's immediately entered my favourites DID YOU SEE THAT CUTOFF??? THEN THE FANCY DO-OVER????? HELLOOOOOOOOOOO i love them so muchhhhh.... d'awwwwwww...)

44. That joke from Sam was honestly perfect (sorry Butch). Really tied it all up nicely.

45. I need to explode. their stupid little hand-holding... Also, Butch looks like SHE might explode as WELL. REAL

46. The tippy toes from Annabelle as well :-((((( I hate themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

...Aaand with that, we're done. I had an absolutely lovely time and I'm sure I'll yap about this longform in the future, but I just needed to get all of THIS out. Typing this post (and rewatching) took me like an hour so it's time to go to bed.... after looking at everybody's posts as well. I'm so happy!!! I love them! I love this! I HAVE to draw them. I keep saying that but I'LL GET THERE I SWEAR TO GOD!!

Edit before I go to sleep: I would also like to add that my internal monologue now has a southern accent. This has not happened before (aside from me switching between english and romanian randomly) and I have no idea how long it'll last. But okay.

[wingwaver]

A few tips for new Tumblr users wanting to write here

Yo if you're here from Reddit or Twitter or some other site and just wanted to give this a shot you may have seen some blogs that are dedicated to writing headcanons or short fics or even original works for their own OCs and you may be thinking "hey I wanna give that a shot! I like to write!" then I have some tips to make it easier on you and people who see your content.

1. First off, if you're writing a pretty long piece the you should probably put it under a read more, it'll look like this on mobile

and this on desktop

or you can write :readmore: on a line by itself and press enter.

2. Now if you're gonna write for a whole bunch of different fandoms and you wanna make a master list then I suggest making an actual list with the fandoms you write for and then making more lists with the actual content as a you go along because you can only have 100 links in one post (I know that sounds like a lot but as someone who has around 300 Transformers things written trust me you fill up a post quicker than you expect, especially if you take requests from other people). The way I typically do it is like this

The first pic is the MASTER master list that lists everything I write for and when they're underlined like that it means they're links. The second pic is after clicking the G1 link, it's a separate post that has the actual fics and headcanon links. Note the 6/100 in the tags, this is how I keep up with how many things I've added. You can of course just use the numbers options from here

or just number them manually from your keyboard like I'm doing with this post. Adding links has no barring on what else you add to the post so you can add yourself some fancy header or divider pics if you want.

3. Adding links! Links can look like this https://www.tumblr.com/wingwaver/721887224846778368/test-post-for-reasons?source=share or like this https://wingwaver.tumblr.com/post/721887224846778368/test-post-for-reasons depending on whether you're linking from mobile or desktop/browser Just highlight the text you wanna add a link to and a the little chain will move to the end, click it and paste your url you want to link to and press add link, then press post/save draft/save (whatever the blue button says)

Now you've successfully linked a post to another post!

4. Tagging! To get your fics and headcanons seen to build an audience you usually wanna tag the stuff correctly. If you're posting a fic about Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney then you'll tag it with #Ace Attorney, #Miles Edgeworth, and #Phoenix Wright in the tags area. But it's also a good idea to mention if it's a ship or general fic in the tags too. If so then putting ship names and #Miles Edgeworth x Phoenix Wright and #Miles Edgeworth/Phoenix Wright in the tags will help everyone know this is a ship fic. Tagging with characters or fandoms that aren't apart of the fic just clogs the tags for people looking for content of said characters and fandoms so it's very looked down on here and will likely get some of your stuff reported for spam so only use the relevant tags. Also tagging for triggers can be tricky here because of how fucky tumblr is but please don't tag censor tags. Tagging things like #a**** or #a*use or even #abu$e doesn't work here because people who have #abuse blacklisted will be able to see this content because it wasn't tagged properly. Also if you're writing for OCs or reader inserts it's common courtesy to tag those appropriately too. Someone looking for a reader insert may not want to read an OC and vice versa. Also many people filter those out so try to add tags like #x reader, #*fandom name* x reader, and #*character name* x reader for easier filtering. Also people cruise those tags too so it'll help people who fo want to read that content find your stuff!

[chuuyaa-nakaharaa]

What do you mean? What am I doing?

*Late into the night, somewhere between 2:20am, you slowly feel a gentle tug to your shoulders. Urging your wake, and seeing that familiar shade of brunet blurring into your view. You blinked a couple of times,* ...huuya, Chuuya. Can't you wake up?

— @dazaii-osamuu

Chuuya woke up, in a daze from his sleep.

Huh? What, 'Samu? 'm trying to sleep..

[wiltingbazil]

App idea

..in the making (very very small idea still have no clue where to ask or speak about it so tumber)

I'm gonna pretty much ramble a little in this post probably, but i need to post it somewhere and I don't have a clue where to start so tumblr it is.

the thought process ive had for the last..month, on and off mind you cause i have shit to do sadly, is this.

Wanted a way to make an annotated book with friends.

Shipping a book back and forth while so much cooler then maybe using an online app is expensive and hard for long distance (aka other countries friendships)

failed to find an online app for reading the same thing together online and mark it up with comments and stuff.

remembered old wattpad comments on the chapters where you could comment on a paragraph not just at the end of the chapter.

would be cool if someone could make something like that for books/fanfics/og writing/etc.

what if i made app *insert pepeomg emoji*

I don't know code...

scan the web for easy app making. no success without money.

give up.

remember the idea two weeks later.

and here we are

pretty much id like thoughts and idk ideas? cause while i have a lot of them i dont know the first thing about app making/coding and i feel like doing it alone might end up with me just giving up...

BUT can you imagine?! an app like old wattpad and maybe even ao3 or even book books either one sounds nice to just goof off with others also reading it?? or even just finding fans of your type of reading? making silly keyboard spams on a to mich fluff scene?! and maybe I'm weird and crave community a lot but as cool as a lot of reading apps are..most of them have either started to go down hill or there's not much community in the place itself? or its un welcoming almost? which can be a good thing dont get me wrong sometimes you can't welcome everyone to keep a place safe but..i was a huge wattpad, goodreads, and even amino user. and while tumblr and other sites alike are cool! It's hard to find welcoming places.. from my experience. idk im in search for people wanting to make something i guess.. (i totally got off topic-)

if you have any ideas or questions I'll try to answer them but it's a working progress lol

[azzysecondary]

Sooooo uhhhh….. guess who liked the second game so much they immediately started playing the first after they finished >w>

Anywho I have first impressions of all the protags so far, from the perspective of someone who played the second game first!!

(TLDR: I’m enjoying the game so far,Cyrus is my favorite, and I dub my first four the sillies -w- )

(spoilers for the first chapters of everyone,and for a few mentions of Octopath 2 in here, nothing big for 2, just mentions of characters and chapter 1 tiny spoilers )

Ophilia- 7th in the party

“Que the first shakesphere reference!”

.She’s so wholesome and sweet I love her;w; she’s like a warm presence in her snowy town and I love that for her!! I adore her design and can’t wait to draw it sometime~ it feels really weird hearing the cleric actually and genuinely praise the sacred flame after all my time with Temenos though- I also adore her relationship with her sister it’s so fluffy and wholesome-w-. Overall can’t wait to see more of her!

Cyrus- 3rd in the party

“Prose before Hoes”

He’s my favorite so far- up until his chapter I was wondering why everyone around the protags had an accent and then we reached him and went “HE’S BRITISH *insert keyboard spam*” he’s so silly and goofy and I love his story so far, it intrigues me (´▽｀) （I love a good mystery) also he’s an Aro king from my impressions so far, and I love that for him!!

Therion- Protag

“Purple shadow the edgehog”

He’s giving tries to be tough, but in reality he’s a chihuahua . My Boyfriend said I should chose him as my protagonist , because of the purple chests and I do think that was an excellent idea, because he is carrying my party strategy with steal Sp rn - I think he is also very silly, in a way that he tries so hard to be edgy kinda way- also his laugh is very goofy and chuni, I quite enjoy it! His story also interests me, I wanna see more of his edgy rouge backstory! Also I find it funny both games have thieves with the T spot, that are also purple-

Olberic- 5th in the party

“Oh he has lots of baggage-“

His story seems like it’s gonna be sad so far- my guess is he’s gonna be the party dad, as his father figure- son relationship with Phillip is really sweet;w; I hope we get to see more~I’m intrigued in his relationship with Erhardt because there is SO much tension there too…… I love a good agnsty lovers to enemies, and that’s the vines they give, so much angst (that would make two warriors who have a “comrade/best friend” who betrayed them:( ) ! Overall, I think his vibes are “gentle giant, but will not hesitate violence”!

Primrose- 6th in the party

“ insert everytime I said a variant of “gross” or my jaw dropped in her first chapter”

Primrose needs happiness……. It’s interesting to see how similar her type of revenge is to Osvald’s, yet different. I feel like she’s gonna be as a flirt as a coping mechanism and…… I just want her to eventually become happy, the way people treated her in her first chapter was so awful. I gagged almost every time she was called “kitten” (ew I hate quoting that), and the one person that did treat her with kindness was killed in front of her eyes for it- her “Master, go pleasure yourself line.” was really good though! Overall, rooting for her to get her revenge!! (Also I really like her design it’s so pretty-w-)

Alfyn- 4th in the party

“He’s just a normal guy!”

I love how normal he is, like seriously he’s just a sweet guy, and for that I dub him silly! If Therion is a chihuahua, he’s a golden retriever, and I love his whole wholesome story vibes in general! He’s probably gonna be in my top 4 by the end of the game- I love wholesome characters……. And green ones- also Zeph totally has a crush on him that he’s completely oblivious to (´▽｀) can’t wait to see more of his chill and wholesome vibes!

Tressa- 2nd in the party

“Who is this sassy lost child?”

She’s giving stubborn little sister vibes, and I am HERE for it! Her story seems super adorable so far too! Also love a good back twice a character’s size (gosh that’s gonna be a pain to make/ find when I cosplay her._.) speaking of her bag….. is that thing a bag of holding? How did she carry that barrel to the cave ?!??! Overall 10/10 character can’t wait to see her bickering with Therion in their travel banters, I’m theorizing they’re gonna act like siblings 030

H’aanit- 8th in the party

“Que the other Shakesphere reference”

I love how they used Shakespearian English for her! I actually quite enjoy reading/ the performing of Shakespeare, and I wonder if they’ll use Shakespearian themes in her story. The rhythm of her speech is close to the rhythm of Shakespeare without sounding unnatural, because she’s not actually a Shakespeare character, I can’t wait to see more of it (I’m also hoping perhaps she may call someone a sponge for the full Shakespeare experience -). Anywho, enough of my geeking out about Shakespeare, what interests me about her story is her somber theme. I don’t know what has happened to her master so far, but I’m wondering if this will be a tragedy based on it’s bitter sweetness. Also love how eloquent her voice is, it was a pleasant surprise!

Anywho that’s all for now! Sorry for the long post, and if you’ve read this far thank you! Now I’m gonna go get back to work on my art and stuff for awhile-

[meluronsoda]

Ref sheets

Insert keyboard spam

Here's the text closer

These are things I forgot to mention in the ref sheets

While MS is questioning his gender he still goes by he/him (for now)

CC's pronouns are he/him

While Cotton and Maple don't despise their previous names they have their reasons for going by Cotton Candy and Maple syrup.

Cotton did it bc he likes being called cotton candy genuinely. He thinks it's cute and silly. Like him!! He has nothing against the name Curtis. He chose the name, after all. But he just likes being called cotton candy.

Maple doesn't like the name "lee" he never thought it fit him. This doesn't mean that maple syrup doesn't either, but he decided to rename himself with Cotton. To signify their friendship in a way. (One of the only nice things he's done with CC.)

Maple's ipod is an ipod nano. He likes punky type music.

[asiansatire]

South Korea’s Election Integrity

South Korea’s Election Integrity: As Secure as a Seoul Café Wi-Fi Password (But With More Accusations and Fewer Lattes)

Former Presidents, YouTube Detectives, and Hackers Walk Into a Democracy—South Korea’s NEC Swears Everything’s Fine, Probably. SEOUL — In a nation where democracy runs on kimchi fumes and public trust gets rebooted as often as Windows XP, South Korea’s elections have found themselves in the crosshairs of conspiracy, confusion, and what some call "helpful foreign involvement"—mostly from Beijing. Following the 2024 general election, claims of Chinese and North Korean meddling escalated from YouTube playlists to presidential podiums. Former President Yoon Suk Yeol and a brigade of online detectives argued that the National Election Commission (NEC) was running its cybersecurity like a PC bang on dial-up. Critics of these claims say there's “no hard evidence,” but they also said that about pineapple on pizza, and look how that turned out. With American conservatives like Gordon Chang and Fred Fleitz joining the international paranoia parade, the stage is set for a farcical deep dive into election integrity that involves ghosts, Excel macros, TikTok psyops, and a democracy that just wants a nap.

South Korea’s Election Integrity: More Secure Than Your Ex’s Netflix Password—But Just Barely

NEC Swears Democracy Is Fine—Despite Former Presidents, YouTube Screamers, and a Voting Server Named “123456” Democracy in South Korea is like a Samsung fridge: sleek, efficient, and occasionally haunted by strange error messages. While international watchdogs hail its elections as “cleaner than a BTS fan club meeting,” domestic actors have their doubts. Mainly, former President Yoon Suk Yeol, YouTube influencers with names like TruthPig69, and an angry group of retirees still using Internet Explorer 6. “Fraud! Rigged! North Korean spyware in ballot machines!” yelled a protestor outside the National Election Commission (NEC) building, standing on a box labeled “Certified Organic Kimchi.”“I know fraud when I see it,” said the man, who later admitted he once mistook his rice cooker for an AI robot trying to steal his identity. And thus begins the opera of confusion that is South Korean electoral politics in 2025. Election Fraud Claims: The Hobby That Launched a Thousand Vlogs The idea that elections are rigged isn’t new—it's practically a national pastime. In the U.S., it’s bingo. In France, it’s protests. In Korea, it's theorizing that your vote was sucked into a black hole created by Chinese quantum hackers. Former President Yoon Suk Yeol, who has all the charisma of a wet sponge and the persistence of a spam call from a fake bank, continues to claim he “has questions.”“I’m just asking,” Yoon told reporters while holding a red string and cork board. “Why do all the votes that weren’t for me look suspicious? Coincidence? Or North Korea?” When asked for evidence, Yoon produced a YouTube clip with 48 views titled: “THEY STOLE IT WITH EXCEL MACROS.” “The cursor moved by itself,” says the clip's narrator, a guy in sunglasses indoors. “I swear on my mother’s soju stash.” NEC: “We’re Fine. Everything is Fine. We Only Changed All the Passwords Last Week.” The National Election Commission insists everything is in order. According to their press release: “All systems are secure. We've changed the admin password from 'admin' to 'admin123'. We now also use CAPTCHA.” A 2023 audit by the National Intelligence Service (NIS) discovered "some issues,” which is like saying a 747 missing two wings is experiencing “turbulence.” The audit found vulnerabilities in the NEC’s vote counting software, including: Outdated firewalls USB ports labeled “Insert Democracy Here” And a shared office router nicknamed “KimchiFi” Hackers could, in theory, access systems, though the NEC insists they’d first have to defeat the office coffee machine, which has a 98% crash rate and runs Windows XP. Yoon's YouTube Army: Keyboard Warriors in Pajamas Yoon’s supporters have taken to YouTube like feral cats to a fish market. Every election cycle is met with a fresh wave of thumbnails: flaming fonts, red arrows, and dramatic music from Inception. Their theories range from the plausible to the cosmically stupid: “All Ballots Were Folded the Same Way—Suspicious!” “Aliens Backed the Progressive Candidate” “Votes Counted by Ghost of Park Chung-hee” One YouTuber claimed a ghost entered his dream and told him the 2024 vote count was fake. That ghost was later identified as his neighbor’s lost Pomeranian. Still, their comments get thousands of likes. One viewer wrote: “This explains everything. I knew the rice felt weird that day.” NEC vs. Public Trust: A Battle of Bureaucracy vs. Vibes The NEC, meanwhile, is doing everything it can to regain public trust—including posting unfunny memes on Instagram and releasing a VR tour of the ballot counting room. (Spoiler: it's just folding chairs and overworked interns.) A spokesperson said: “We believe in transparency. So we opened our doors to the public. Also, the building's locks were hacked last week so… welcome.” But polls show trust is slipping. A 2024 Gallup Korea poll found that 42% of voters believe at least one of the following: The vote was tampered with Their ballot was eaten by a robot The NEC is secretly a K-pop agency One man told reporters: “I don’t trust anyone who uses Excel in 2025. My 13-year-old daughter uses AI to do her math homework. Why is the NEC using pivot tables to protect democracy?” Cybersecurity Theater: Now Featuring Actual Theatrics After the NIS audit, the NEC promised “enhanced cybersecurity measures.” These include: Two-factor authentication (the second factor is praying) Replacing antivirus software with a guy named “Jun-ho” who used to work IT at a PC bang Daily fire drills where they burn suspicious USBs Cybersecurity expert Dr. Im Hyun said: “This is like putting a screen door on a submarine. You can see the effort, but it’s still gonna sink.” International Observers: “Sure, It’s Weird, But It’s Not Florida.” Global institutions like International IDEA gave South Korea a clean bill of electoral health, stating: “Elections were held efficiently. No widespread fraud. Just the usual political weirdness.” Foreign observers praised Korea’s quick vote counting, streamlined process, and “extremely polite rioters.”One British analyst noted, “Even the conspiracy theorists bring their own tea.” Still, international praise has done little to calm domestic paranoia. As one Korean netizen posted: “Just because the world says it’s fine doesn’t mean it’s not secretly run by lizard people. Wake up, sheeple!” Political Polarization: Korea’s New National Sport Public opinion is fractured like a K-drama plot after the midseason twist. If you support Yoon, you believe the vote was rigged. If you oppose him, you believe his haircut was rigged by a blind barber with a grudge. Polls show support for the NEC falls neatly along partisan lines. Liberals trust the system. Conservatives trust Telegram channels run by a guy claiming to be a former CIA dolphin trainer. One voter summarized the mood best: “My ballot felt like a Tinder date—looked fine, but I still have doubts.” The Haunting of Former President Yoon Since leaving office, Yoon has become a cross between a retired judge and a TikTok uncle with too much free time. He now delivers passionate video monologues in front of his bookshelf (which contains exactly one book: “Elections for Dummies”). His most recent video featured this quote: “I know what I saw. I saw numbers move. I saw a bar graph wobble. I saw democracy slip on a banana peel.” When asked if he’d ever provide concrete evidence, Yoon responded: “The real evidence is in our hearts.” Comedian Watch: What the Funny People Are Saying “South Korean elections are like your mom’s secret kimchi recipe—everyone trusts it until one uncle claims the cabbage was from China.” — Ron White “So let me get this straight: you voted on a machine, got a confirmation, watched the count live, and still think a hacker from Pyongyang switched your ballot with a pizza order?” — Jerry Seinfeld NEC’s Final Defense: “We’re Not the Problem, the Internet Is” The NEC recently launched a nationwide campaign called “Democracy: Trust It or TikTok It.” It includes billboards, influencer partnerships, and a man in a chicken suit handing out paper ballots in Myeongdong. The Commission insists: “The real virus isn’t in the computers. It’s disinformation. And also, maybe the air conditioning unit.” They have vowed to modernize election software by 2026, replacing Excel with Google Sheets, assuming the Google Docs permissions nightmare can be solved. Satirical Sources (All titles link to https://spintaxi.com/random/): Former President Yoon Demands Ballot Recount Based on Astrology Chart NEC Claims Excel Was "Running Fine Until Mercury Retrograde" Korean YouTuber Declares “Algorithm Stole Democracy, Not Hackers” Cybersecurity Team Replaced With High School Esports Club Angry Voter Throws Kimchi at Voting Booth, Misses, Apologizes NEC Offers “Election Escape Room” to Rebuild Public Trust Conclusion: The Ballot and the Beef While the NEC insists democracy is intact, the South Korean public remains divided. Some want more security. Others want fewer YouTube conspiracy channels. One guy just wants a sticker that says “I Voted And Didn’t Get Hacked.” In the end, the future of South Korean elections may come down to one question:Can democracy survive when half the population believes their Wi-Fi router is a Russian operative? As for Yoon? He’s reportedly working on a new video series titled “The Voting Matrix: Red Pill Edition.” Auf Wiedersehen. 1. If China isn’t rigging the elections, then why is every liberal campaign logo suddenly in Mandarin calligraphy? Next election, don’t be surprised if your ballot says, “Check here to support the Party of Harmonious Socialist Pancakes.” 2. Fred Fleitz says China, North Korea, and Cuba are meddling. If Havana’s involved in Seoul’s elections, then maybe I can blame Havana for my Wi-Fi going out during Squid Game. 3. Gordon Chang says Beijing’s been influencing South Korean politics for decades. Which would explain why the last ten political scandals all had oddly generous trade deals with China and karaoke bar subsidies. 4. China says they didn’t interfere. And nothing screams “innocent” like a communist regime that censors Winnie the Pooh and builds islands to claim other people’s oceans. 5. South Korea’s leftists deny the interference... ...while simultaneously handing out mooncakes and installing Huawei routers at their campaign headquarters. 6. Beijing “helping shape opinion” is like your ex shaping your personality. Sure, it’s influence—if gaslighting, stalking, and rewriting your childhood count as influence. 7. The Heritage Foundation says the CCP spreads pro-China narratives in Korean. Which is impressive because half the U.S. State Department still can’t get “annyeonghaseyo” right. 8. South Korean servers were found to have malware named “VoteByXi.” But hey, maybe that’s just a coincidence—like finding chopsticks in your voting machine. 9. The disinformation campaign was so effective even ChatGPT hesitated to comment. Meanwhile, real Korean voters are like, “Wait, I voted for who? I thought that was the Soju Party.” 10. China doesn’t need to hack South Korea’s ballot machines. They just buy the paper mills, rename the ink “Democracy Red No. 5,” and print ballots that smell like panda breath. 11. If you think Chinese influence is fake news, please explain the surge in TikToks titled ‘Why Democracy Is Overrated.’ Also, why every liberal candidate suddenly knows how to use WeChat Pay. 12. Gordon Chang sounds alarmed—and when a man with that much forehead furrows it, you better listen. That’s not just a wrinkle; it’s a Cold War contour map. 13. American CPAC speakers at Korean CPAC accuse China of meddling. And if there’s one thing CPAC hates, it’s communists who are better at manipulating the media than they are. 14. China doesn’t “install” candidates, they just update them overnight. You go to sleep with a moderate and wake up with someone quoting Confucius and banning Japanese sushi. 15. If the ballots weren’t rigged, then why did 17% of voters say they felt like they were being watched by a drone with a Chinese flag on it? One guy tried to vote and got redirected to an Alibaba shopping cart.

Closing Thought from Ron White:

“I don’t know if the Chinese are stealing elections, but if they are, I hope they also steal my student loans, my mother-in-law, and the last season of that K-drama that ghosted me worse than my ex.” -- Ron White

BOHNEY NEWS -- A wide satirical digital illustration depicting South Korea's election integrity. In the foreground, a confident South Korean government official (rep... -- Alan Nafzger

Allegations Surrounding the 2024 General Election

The April 10, 2024 general election proved to be a flashpoint. In that vote, the opposition Democratic Party secured a sweeping victory, retaining a large majority in the National Assembly koreaherald.com. Almost immediately afterward, some members of the ruling conservative camp (the People Power Party) and allied activists began raising suspicions that the election had been rigged koreaherald.com. These suspicions focused on the early voting system and the electronic counting process – echoing the complaints from 2020 – and were fueled by claims of cyber interference by North Korea or China foreignpolicy.com. For example, Dr. Gong Byeong-ho, a PhD economist active in this movement, pointed to “statistically improbable voting patterns” in early ballot counts and called for a formal investigation of the National Election Commission’s computer servers japan-forward.com. Other conservative figures, like former lawmaker Min Kyung-wook (who lost his seat in 2020), embraced a “Stop the Steal”-style campaign and openly drew inspiration from U.S. Read the full article

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