#CAN HE NOT FOR REAL
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can he chill for a minute!!
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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#r2d2#luke skywalker#More like Regular Human Cave Hermit I suppose#and R2 didn’t even rat him out???#I’m almost positive that there was a moment off-screen where R2 and Obi-Wan were alone in the cave hovel#just absolutely glaring at each other silently while Luke was using the rest room or something#R2 probably whirled around that cave bitchily#like Danm bitch#you live like this?#so uncivilized#and Obi-Wan was like#actually I think I WILL go save Leia#but only so I can drop this useless bucket of bolts on Anakin Skywalkers fucking doorstep and dissapear into the force forever#Honestly#the real plot of A New Hope was Obi-Wan desperately trying to get rid of the world’s bitchiest R2 unit#that somehow managed to find him again after decades#R2 found where he was hiding and Obi-Wan was like:#Guess I’ll die then.
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Sockeye salmon, if he was just a little buddy
#art#artist of tumblr#artist on tumblr#queer artists#ghcstcd#digital art#illustration#queer art#animals#fish#salmon#sockeye salmon#sockeye#creature#fantasy#marine life#marine#nature#marine animals#he can even do tricks :) like roll over in the water#jump real high in water#and then laying on his side and snoring on land!#so talented!#artist#artwork#drawing
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This is how the battle ended right?
#Deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 3#Deltarune#Deltarune lanino#Deltarune Elnina#deltarune starwalker#the original starwalker#Elnina and lanino#Lanino and Elnina#Elnina#Lanino#Couldn't decide between rouxls and starwalker I think this is funnier#Do you have any idea how badly this took me out. He strutted on screen and I started crying. Freakazoid I love him..#This is their dynamic to me#“I'm the original Starwalker” “This is why we fw you you always keep it real” /ref#CAN YOU TELL IM FIXATED. I SAY AS I MADLY SCRIBBLE MORE DOODLES OF THE WEATHER DUO#Anyways they're trans to me.#Clemont_ine
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The FNAF 2 movie taking a strange direction,,
#myart#chloesimagination#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#poppy playtime#huggy wuggy#mommy long legs#catnap#abby schmidt#guys I promise this is so real#Mike still needs a job ✨#tbh he might just assume the poppy characters are animatronics#so isnt put off by them immediately#Abby thinks they are cool though of course#she can fix them actually#she will befriend the whole factory 😤
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And that’s how he discovered Fordtramarine!
Couldn’t find the post of the og meme so here
⚠️ i"ve also made a Bill Cipher PMV if anyone is interested :')
#did bill want to manipulate him into stopping to think about fidds?#or did he just want to cheer him up?#both can be true imo#stanford pines#bill cipher#gf bill cipher#gravity falls bill#billford#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#meme#oh shit for real meme#digital art#fanart#my art#eeriedragone art#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom
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the victory ball
#you heard the writers dragon age is MINE NOW and I SAY we have VICTORY BALLS#u just know lucanis is begging rook to go home#he is literally hiding outside the ball and rook had to go find him to be like mf can we DANCE TOGETHER OR SOMETHING?#also zoom in under his dagger he was carving into the pavement before rook found him#also yes this is a repost I fkn]d up the shading on the stairs and had to fix it real quick#I was Quite Drunk when I coloured this okay#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#lucanis x rook#rookanis#datv#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#shadow dragon rook#Vivienne Rook Mercar#Rook Mercar#food time fishies come eat#my art
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
#now granted he did die of a drug overdose but you know. one can take the good lessons#anyway. point being i understand being deeply frustrated with the state of the tv and film.#but also we can admit that for every gem canceled there's like three real duds too#idk if you want something that's guaranteed to have a bunch of seasons and you know the ending for go watch shows from the 70s#the number of adults on this site who lack the emotional wherewithal to watch an ongoing narrative is. yikes.#queue
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
#I agree with Luke’s beliefs 100%#I don’t agree with his actions#but I specifically remember Luke seeming real fucking unaffected while leaving Annabeth to endure being literally crushed to death#the rest of the halfbloods that joined the titans army had good intentions but Luke… oh boy#I’m sorry I can’t help but disagree with his actions#percy jackon and the olympians#luke castellan#annabeth chase#percy jackson#percy series#camp half blood#pjo hoo toa#some ppl in the comments pointed out shit I forgot ty guys#like the way he manipulated Silena and Annabeth because he knew they loved him is literally pedophillia 🤢🤮#I was cautious with my tags at first because I thought Luke apologists were gonna come at me with knives if I said more than necessary#but now I’m brave enough to admit I hate that man and no one can convince me otherwise
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the thing is I am still thinking about that bit in conclave right before they're about to vote when the breath of wind & birdsong comes in through the window that had recently been violently blown in to let the light and air into what has til then been a suffocatingly still & sterile & dark & enclosed environment & it ruffles all the pages on the desks & they all pause and look up. like oh god is there
#SORRYY I feel cringe posting about this because a) i emphatically don't believe in god in real life and b) the catholic church enough said#but i feel like i feel like one can really engage with it within the premise that for the film. within the film. god does exist you know#in a really lovely way they've done really well. that's simultaneously really subtle and really forceful (much like the violent blast versu#the breath of air & birdsong)#thoughts#the bit in his the beginning where he's like 'i hope the holy spirit comes and moves us in the right direction' and it sounds SO#hollow & SO trite & you can tell he's mostly just saying it because he should but then in the end of the movie it really#does come in a way totally unrelated to All That nonsense. & it's shocking & touching to hear despite being only wind & birdsong#conclave
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im a proud supporter of the amazon atlantean best friend agenda
#yeah that’s right#the best friendism is just too easy…..#also Arthur can’t get clothes on Garth cause he is literally feral#me and the kid I just took in who lived in isolation since birth ❤️#Arthur w the Bob can be something personal#as is Diana with the curly hair#first time drawing Wonder Woman. be KIND 🫶#diana prince#diana of themyscira#idk which is correct#wonder woman#arthur curry#aquaman#donna troy#wonder girl#garth of shayeris#aqualad#my art#dc#dc comics#doodle page for today folks#when you open your mind to garth arthur brotherism suddenly the sibling quartet is just so real
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You're so lovable, Pure Vanilla Cookie
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#dark cacao cookie#shadow milk cookie#white lily cookie#purecacao#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#purelily#he is married to Dark Caco and White Lily because I'm real and I know whats up 🙏#he can have an annoying trickster partner too... as a treat#artfitto#chat is asleep. post cookie run yaoi.
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Kindly Miquella... I see you've thrown away... Something you should not have... Under any circumstances.
#elden ring#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#elden ring fanart#miquella#st trina#finished the dlc...perchance... i am gamer?#i really liked miquella as a villain or rather his journey into becoming one#loved that as a player you follow his traces and slowly come to realize that he's losing sight of who he was and what he was striving for#how can you save others if you cannot save yourself? god that old guy at the cross was asking the real questions
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Morning routine of local TV star
#this man has never heard of a toothbrush i can basically guarantee it#the big t shirt and boxers combo has me 😳💍🫀🗡️#he definitely just smells like windex#thats so real of him#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#vox#hazbin vox#the vees#hazbin hotel memes#my art
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#hankcon#dbh#hannor#hank anderson#dbh connor#hank x connor#connor rk800#detroit become human#bryan dechart#clancy brown#my art#please don't repost#i almost broke my leg but i was on leave for a few days#and played the game again#and kinda fell in love again#what's new#trying that painting thingy on them was fun#your honor they're gay#i know connor can kick anyone's ass he's like a real life terminator#but i have a soft spot for hank being grumpy/protective/almost growling at ppl#we love codependency in this house#have you seen my art#dbh hank anderson
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Hobie being Miles' #1 supporter, hype man & homie 👊🏿
#Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse#Across the Spiderverse#marveledit#animationedit#Hobie Brown#Spider Punk#Miles Morales#Spiderman#atsvedit#ATSV#*mine#Hobie rhymes with Homie because he's a real one!!!#he been lookin' out for Miles from the moment they met 🥺#and the way he hopped towards Miles in the first gif!!!!!#HOW CAN SOMEONE BE BOTH THIS COOL AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME UGH
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