#Fast-Forward

[darlinglove]

Can we fast-forward 'til you go down on me?

[filtheopathic]

getting all hot and heavy with him in a corner booth at the club or on the couch at a house party, and he’s trying to convince you to cockwarm him right there. he’s got his hand on the back of yours, pressing your palm into his crotch to show you how hard you’ve made him, all the while talking all low in your ear. “need to feel you so bad. i can’t wait. just sit on it, baby. come on, nobody will notice.”

[evercelle]

orv bookmark draws, pt. 3! chps 226, 254, 310 - [ part 1, part 2]

[itsfarmerphil]

Fast Forward: Ever wanted to skip something, ever regretted it?

You may want or like fast forward when it comes to your DVR and commercials, but have you ever considered what you’ve missed? You may think you would like to fast forward through stages of life to get to the next phase that you think is better but I recommend against it. Over the years I have told new parents to enjoy every phase because they don’t last very long. Fast-Forward Parenting… When…

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Why have they changed it? These colors are awful. I– ew! I actually hate it! Where– what happened to the orange? Why’s it purple?

Tubbo: [Realizes] OH—

Tubbo: Oh, I'm actually– I'm actually a bigot, it’s Ace Race, I get it. Ohhh, ohhh that’s awkward. Ohhh, that's awkward. I’m a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Ohhh. It’s crazy that they let bigots into MCC these days! Well actually, they’ve always done that.

[poobirdy]

bingqiu boxing au feat. boxer binghe and manager shen yuan, as requested by @/rev_6_4 for svsssaction!

[neon-mega-turtle]

Evenly Matched Adversaries

(Plot Twist:

Nashi is lying his ass off. They aren’t actually medicated. They’re just too traumatized to act out)

[beif0ngs]

everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 

[tadpole-art]

Been reading Murderbot :)

[riotpanther]

TMNT Dynamics: Leonardo & Donatello

note: this post is platonic with a capital P

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie has the too-fast movements of a bird or a bug

[gaylittleguys]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[randomtheidiot]

I wonder how many people saw Ash compete in the Masters 8 tournament and thought “hey look it’s that little guy from Kanto who helped me with my chores a couple months back… WAIT-”

[prtoon]

sunset duo core

[secretarysong]

BEEP BEEP!!!! Mayday delivery!! 🧨🧨🔥🔥

not exactly sure what date but somewhere within This Week! marks my first 1 year of being an actual NSR fan (and my subsequent upwards spiral since then) so to celebrate i am throwing a BIG PARTY in FESTIVAL PLAZA and ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED!!!!🤑🤑🤑🤑 Just kidding. there is no party. BUT! below the Keep Reading i will share some of my earliest (and somewhat crude) drawings of mayday (and a bit of zuke). it feels like it's been ages since then...

transitional phase....... these range from like november 2023 to march 2024 i believe? in no particular order

fun fact about me; i used to be a Strictly total drama fanartist and i preferred to draw pretty on-model to the very heavily stylized characters in the show. it was kind of difficult going from... that (Hardly ever venturing out of my comfort zone) to the oh-so-scary and intimidating world of No Straight Roads. in order to make art i'd be happy with, i'd have to inevitably get used to THREE-DIMENSIONAL SPAACE and... *gulp...* Dy.. Dy... DYNAMIC ANGLES!!!!!!!

love is one hell of a motivator however. and i love this schtewpid game and i love its world and characters and most of all i love MAYDAY!!! and here i am Today! obviously i still have a long looonngg way to go and much to learn but i've still come pretty far. and i'm pretty proud of myself! 🐊🐊🐊

[bruciemilf]

This was Thomas Wayne if Bruce, Martha, or Alfred were insulted during pompous Galas/family gatherings, by the way. If you even care: