#Fraud Basics
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in my mind the Flags are so close that sometimes they forget outside perceptions of each other. for example: once they decided to get tickets for Lippmann's fanmeeting event as a surprise thinking it would be easy but NAHHH they were fighting for their lives waiting in the queue
Albatross: okay T-10 seconds until the queue opens get ready everyone. should be simple enough Pianoman: go in, get the tickets, get out Chuuya: i'm ready Albatross: it's open!! Albatross: Albatross: ...WDYM 75,123 PEOPLE AHEAD Doc: i have 77,223 people ahead....
Pianoman: to think we only queued early bc we thought it'd be a quick process Albatross: I CLICKED RIGHT ON THE DOT AND STILL 75,123 PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME? Doc: what do we do now Albatross: 75,123 PEOPLE Chuuya: i guess we won't be able to get VIP Albatross: I'M SLOWER THAN 75,123 PEOPLE????????
Albatross: OKAY WAIT I'M IN Pianoman: get 5 seats together Albatross: wait i can't find any. WHY AREN'T THERE ANY Chuuya: HURRY Albatross: I'M STRESSED. UR STRESSING ME OUT Doc: STOP SHAKING
Albatross: OMG WAIT Chuuya: put it in the cart CHECKOUT Pianoman: HURRY UP BEFORE SOMEONE TAKES IT Albatross: I'M SWEATING. I'M SWEATING. Albatross: WHAT'S MY CC INFO Pianoman: for fuck's sake TAKE MINE HURRY Albatross: I'M SWEATING
(the entire ordeal wiped them tf out like Albatross needed to go lie down for 6 minutes to ease his accelerated heart rate,,,Lippmann eventually finds them looking worn out in Old World and is like. ??? did smth happen? and they're like YOUUU 🫵)
#ena.hc#enarchive: sb#bsd the flags#bsd lippmann#lippmann mr worldwide#it was quite a reminder to them on just how famous Lippmann is#got Albatross going through an existential crisis like is my reaction time really that slow? am i slow? i'm a fraud omg training starts TMR#anyways. this was basically my friends and i trying to secure P1 tickets for the mots:7 concert WHICH WE DID AND THEN IT GOT CANCELLED#haunts me to this day...#q: from the bird app#bsd stormbringer
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can't wait for Fraud layer to pull a Nosk-type situation on us where it baits V1 (let's be real, the player) deeper in with a fake Gabriel with proper Gianni voice acting, before jumpscaring us with something like 70 sanded Mindflayers
#nosk being a hollow knight ref btw (basically a mimic)#ultrakill#ultrakill fraud#ultrakill fraud layer#ultrakill gabriel#ultrakill v1#hakita#new blood#spark talks about nothing of relevance#i mean if Hell REALLY wanted to ambush the player just put V2 down AAAAYYYYY 💥💥💥
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people need to calm down their delulu wishes and start focusing on the canon narrative. sorcerer world has always been about strength and cruelty. the becoming a monster in order to win conversation needs to be here and it's perfectly fine. one thing is you don't liking it, or don't liking how they disrespect someone's body, specially bc the majority of cultures do respect it and mourn it after death; it's normal to be repulsed, since gojo was ever seen as a human, that's the loneliness the strongest carries. the other thing is saying it doesn't make sense, became it narratively does. if you don't understand it, maybe read hidden inventory arc again, shibuya arc too maybe, or isn't enough what happened to megs for you to understand? jjk was always about an unfair and cruel world and sukuna won't be defeated by the power of friendship.
and, friendly reminder that this manga started by yuuji's body being used and dehumanized in order to contain and kill sukuna. but y'all don't seem to ever care about him.
#y'all say you wanna have original stories and then shit on the ones being actually original#also stop pushing your cultural values about being fair in fights into this narrative lol#(basically what happened with sukuna being called a fraud#since jjk world doesn't care about being fair as historically the shinobi did btw and that's why they were pretty hated at first)#thanks gojo for everything#also yuta needed this conversation specifically him yeah#jujutsu kaisen#@meyers#gojo satoru#jjk 261#jjk spoilers#jjk leaks
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Oop, I realized I never actually posted about this, but!
Anyone remember my separated Donnie au? Code name: Violet skies? Well I'm remaking it! Rewriting it, even !!
Here's Foot Recruit/aka Donnie!
Draxum, quite begrudgingly, ends up raising the four turtles with Splinter: whom saved him when a part of the lab's roof collapsed, while he was holding onto two of the turtles. Splinter brought the both of them to the sewers, and it all happened from there.
The turtles grew up not too different, safe for extra actual training and knowledge of both the hidden city and things mystic; until Leo and Donnie turned 14. Donnie went out one day with Raph, and didn't come back.
Two years after his disappearance, when the series events begin, they find him in the Foot Clan. Now called just Foot Recruit, with no memory of them — and a good 6 years worth of memories of living with the foot clan.
#rottmnt#scrolls art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt art#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt donnie#im not abandoning kraang leo btw#i love that silly little turtle to bits#just wanted to introduce him <3 my boy#foot recruit is an absolute MENACE in the foot clan bte#no more parental / brotherly supervisor means HE CAN DO WHATEVER pretty much#which includes; setting buildings on fire#commiting every type of fraud#threatening manslaughter#stealing vehicle's#vandalism#attempted experimentation on humans and yokai#and a long list of property damage#he's a menace to society.#and also having a rivarly with cassandra. (friendly rivalry mostly. expect Cass doesn't realize their like best friend's yet)#(their basically attached at the hip. they have movie nights which also doubles as girls night where they talk shit and complain)
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Writing my first paper for one of my very first classes in the new MA, on a subject about which I know comparatively quite little, and having to remind myself with deep breaths that it will actually be okay if I get a B.
#hilary for ts#school stuff#me to me: YOU CAN RELAX AND LEARN THINGS AND DO YOUR BEST AND IMPROVE FOR NEXT TIME#YOU'RE BASICALLY DOING THIS FOR FUN BECAUSE YOU'RE A GRAD SCHOOL HUMPING FREAK THERE ARE NO STAKES#also me at me: IF YOU DON'T IMMEDIATELY SUCCEED IN A BRAND NEW FIELD YOU ARE A FRAUD#imposter syndrome hooray!#🫠
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The way Jon’s immediate reaction to the pink letter isn’t even to sit down, do some breathing exercises, calm down and rethink his life choices…NO my boy immediately jumped to organizing a field trip for him and his lads so they can go tussle in large groups like???
#oh jonathan the icon that you are and always will be#my boy has unchecked anger issues and therapy isnt gonna fix that because he has a NEED a DESIRE to throw hands#basically organizing an army so he can go to fraudmsay’s doorstep and be like#SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE YOU LIL BITCH!!#oh i love him 😭 i really do#asoiaf#jon snow#valyrianscrolls#LETJONSNOWTUSSLE2024!!#let jon end that fraud once and for all!!!
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@fantasyinvader I was looking at the "Claude gives the Alliance like a hot potato to Dimitri to fig off to Almyra" convo, and he says this :
I'm leaving Fódlan. There are things I have to do. Dreams I need to see to fruition. That's why I became the Alliance leader to begin with, actually. But it left me no time for what I was really after. You'd better not take on too many responsibilities yourselves, or else you'll end up in the same boat. And remember...both the living and the dead cling to us without any regard for our own lives. It's up to us to break free of that weight and follow the path that we believe in.
Apparently, becoming the Alliance Leader burdened him too much to work on his "let's make people accept each other" ? Like, it left him no time to work on his goals??? When, as the Alliance Leader, he could have influenced the people of Leicester to, uh, not be so biaised against Almyrans (if only Almyrans accept to not invade for funsies, but that's something Claude will never tackle on, on-screen at least).
And the "living" who cling to him are a weight?
A burden??
Sure AM is all about living for yourself and making your own choices - but this game is also allergic to duty and responsabilities : is Claude basically saying having to look after the living people of Leicester is a weight or a burden that prevents him from achieving his goals?
Especially when this convo happens after Dimitri's return to Firdhiad, aka, him answering the hopes and wishes of his people as the King?
Sure the setting is not as heated as, say, Roland and Serenor from TS fighting over inheritence and Serenor accidently calling "ruling Glenbrook and being a King to its people" a "burden", but damn if Dimitri's reaction is, uhh...
Yeah.
Subdued is an understatment.
Bar the plot making as much sense as Thales not nuking Gronder Field when the mock Eagle and Lion mock battle happens to get rid of Rhea and the remaining Nabateans, Claude gives the Alliance away - after its lords agreed to be part of the Kingdom - because being the Leader of the Alliance prevented from reaching his goals.
Yeah, in a way, that's a good thing, because I suppose no one would like to be ruled over by a leader like that, who calls "responsability and duty to his people" burdens that prevent him from reaching his goals.
But more importantly,
What kind of insight does this convo bring to his S support with Billy?
All those weak people who have nothing to cling to but their goddess... They'll rely on you just like they used to rely on Rhea. You'll be a leader all who are struggling to survive in war-torn lands can look up to.
If the living clinging up to him - or relying on him - prevent him, or anyone else, from achieving their dreams, that what is basically saying to Billy?
Is he saying Billy should bear that burden - people relying on them - even if it means they won't be able to achieve their dream, while he'd be free to do so?
I must return to my homeland. As for ruling this new, unified land... Well, I'll leave that to you.
Is it up to Billy to mop up Fodlan while Claude can still return home nilly-willy, claim his Almyran crown and work on his dream? Like, Billy takes care of the people and supports them, while Claude "works on his dream" or whatever this means?
I was joking earlier about this, but taking into consideration what this Claude believes, aka people relying on him is a burden/a weight preventing him from reaching his dream, his Nopes convo with Dimitri makes a frightening amount of sense :
That's right. Think about it. Who steals your freedom and gives you an endless list of duties and obligations simply because you have a Crest?
Bar the Rhea BaD/crust BaD hate boner, being a ruler means having your freedom stolen and instead receive an "endless list of duties and obligations".
That's basically what Claude is complaining about in FE16 as the one who had to lead the Alliance, so him complaining about the same thing in Nopes makes a frightening amount of sense!
Ultimately, I know we can't compare Fodlan's writing to FE10's excellent part 2, but we're very far from Elincia going from this
“…Why does this happen?! My people fight, brother against brother… And no matter what I do, I can’t stop it! I’m a miserable failure. I just want to crawl into a cave somewhere. How can anyone believe in me now?” “I never asked for any of this… I never wanted to be queen!”
To this :
“I will not. It is my indecision that has allowed the rebellion to come this far. As the one responsible for protecting this country… I refuse to run from this problem any longer.” “Thank you, everyone. I am indeed the queen of Crimea, and a queen does not hide. Our enemies are fellow citizens of Crimea. But we can no longer sit idle as they destroy the harmony of our nation.” “You’re wrong. Strength without compassion does not a ruler make. Protecting people is what it means to protect the country. You care nothing for the people, so you are unfit to become king. You cloak your desire to rule with pretty speeches, but it is petty avarice nonetheless!”
Credit where it's due, F-Claude at least tries to keep Leicester people out of harm's way, but the way he words it to Dimitri, bar his nebulous "IdEaLs", Claude, in this convo, cares nothing for the people of the Alliance. They're just a weight preventing him from achieving his dream.
And this is a character IS wants to push as a Lord, similar to what Marth, FE5!Leif, Ephraim or Chrom are, when his mindset is completely opposed to them.
Granted, given how he is a Supreme Leader expy, and how IS force feeds her as a "Lord", that's not surprising but damn.
#fantasyinvader#I just wanted to see if there was some pat shenanigans regarding the end of the alliance event#but then it made me think a bit about Claude's words here#Fraud von Riegan#I know comparing Fodlan to Elincia is unfair because Part 2 of Radiant Dawn is basically the best part of this duology but#I can see the point made about the devs not retconning Claude in Nopes but actually pushing him in directions#they already teased in houses#Ultimately the fact he gives the Alliance away to Dimitri is a heavy handed roundabout way to KT to wank about unification#because even if Leicester agrees there's no way the 'we bow to no king and no emperor' would accept this#they could y'know just continue to exist like Miletos does in Jugdral or Carcino does in Magvel#HC : Dimitri after the war actually reinstalls the Roundtable and the Alliance as an independant country#Erwin and pals take it from there and while the Riegans don't have any voice to the chapter since Claude left they give it to Judith instea
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god the operators you put on this earth to fight for the rights of the infected are getting into situationships
#arknights#ch'en#chen#chen arknights#im not gonna tag this as linchen even though it technically is and even though i basically own the tag#why? cuz im not a fraud#own art
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*New origin story alert* Crepes remind her 'of her time backpacking through France as a student'...Ummmm since when?! 🤭


#meghan Sussex county#duchess of Sussex county#meghan markle is a bully#lies and the lying liars who tell them#royalty is not celebrity#merch your royalty#usaid corruption#usaid fraud#elon musk#doge#just call me harry#using your office for personal gain#unsussexful#can't buy credibility#surrogacy isn't a crime but lying is#grifters gonna grift#bitch didn't backpack anywhere#so basic
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my own personal explanation as to why gevanni doesnt show up in any of the spk scenes in the a/c-kira oneshots is because, as a former career criminal, the main stipulation for joining the spk would be legal immunity, so he avenged his brother (and naomi), took the reward and then fucked back off into retirement at 30 🥰
#yes im pretty sure he shows up in like one panel but he doesnt have any speaking roles#maybe that was him collecting his stuff idk#i hc that he was a fraud artist/ counterfeiter basically up to when he joined the spk lol#this and more! in the upcoming (still unnamed) Gevanni Backstory fic#stephen gevanni#stephen loud#death note#death note headcanons
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he walks up to you and demands you give him $30 for beer and cigarettes, wyd
#you know the brainrots bad when you make a modern au design of blorbo#being fr modern au designs are sm fun to make#esp if the setting is feudalism/high fantasy#fun fact: i was going to make his outer jacket teal but i picked the light beige/tan to allude to his heavy armour#i think his noblewear attire would be a super durable military grade jacket thats basically a shirt#so he wears it 24/7 because no matter what universe#he is still a nepobaby failson fraud
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Hilarious content by TheWorking Team.
The Sussex duo certainly has a nose for the gutter! Look at their body language! What were they expecting? The VIP theatres that host Wills & Kate? 😂
Were the VIPs assigned to the empty row with the water bottles? The Wife certainly is unhappy. 😂


Elasta Girl plays dress up to sit in a common movie theater!
Determined as ever to expose those spindly arms & linebacker shoulders.
Yet another indication that she needs intensive psychiatric treatment.
Poor MEgain! In her warped brain, she obviously sees a tall, svelte female, and replaces that woman's face with her own! She looks deformed.



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#jamaica#the definition of BASIC#Laughable 🍊 couple.#not royal#sussex#not wanted#megxit#The Meghans are frauds#world wide privacy tour#spare us
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#t#why do i need him#hes a fraud. hes a deadbeat father. like that's meeting all of my basic requirements#i have never looked at jeff goldblum like this... especially not after thor ragnarok#would it be too disrespectful to put him on a hear me out cake
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new hc just dropped: Ostanian women are on average well-educated and make up a decent portion of the work force. Married women are also common as well as mothers. The unemployment rate however does increase when she has a second child.
rationale: unlike canon, i like to see stories about women with close relationships moving through adulthood. So naturally i am obsessed with the city hall secretaries and developing them outside of their monotone misogynist identities.
so rather than being mean women who bully Yor for the fuck of it, they are complex women working their own struggles and negotiating their identity as women in a modern ostania. from there i sort of carved individual stories for each girlie. i focused a bit more on work since their relationship is based around work.
for Millie, i have it where her dad died while she was somewhat young. Her mother married young and had a good number of kids with him, she was unemployed and focused on raising them. of course once he died she was left to provide for her kids herself. so millie grew up with a working mother and understands the importance of having money and education. still, she was raised with a traditional mentality, get married have kids, so it is still her main goal. but because of the independence her mother indirectly instilled in her, Millie cannot settle for any man and is constantly in and out of relationships because of that.
so i decided to extend Millie situation to all women of her age group in Ostania. Many of whom either grew up watching their mother work hard or had to work themselves like Yor. Essentially, because of the wars, there remains a persistent belief that your partner will die at some point and so you must be able to support yourself and your family regardless of him or his money. so women go to work and they get proper educations and as a result develop high standards for partners (even if they still continue to seek them out).
this issue was only worsened when Donovan Dickhead Desmond practically forced no-fault divorce in Ostanian law meaning even married women would leave their husbands if he is not up to par.
the current administration is trying to crack down on this whole situation because independent women truly are a threat to society. that's why at the start of the story there were cases of women being targeted by the SSS for being unmarried. they're literally trying to make being a single working women problematic to force women into marriage.
#spy x family#sxf#twilight#headcanon#yor forger#donovan desmond#sxf sharon#sxf millie#sxf cami#why was donovan pushing so hard for no-fault divorce? well his mom got married to a 30+ man at the elderly age of 13 so he has his gripes#there is also a law that says that you cant remarry immediately after a divorce#why? because of insurance fraud of course#that predates donovan actually#he never cared about it because he thought it was good to force men to sit with their actions#basically you cant leave your wife and marry another woman the next day like they will reject it#like you will have to plea your case and donovan knows a lot of judges so “my gf is pregnant” will not work#in fact he is notorious for blocking people from getting married over random petty shit#but this all leads to a trend of “going west” where ostanians go to westalis to by pass any of the random laws he put in place#so now you can marry your pregnant girlfriend after you divorce your wife of 29482 years but it will say it was a westalian marriage so#also spousal death still has the wait time so dont even think about killing her bc now you have to wait and get investigated for murder
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bout time i posted the og bc in the immortal words of yahtzee croshaw shit's about to get FUCKY!
also i like him :)
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#art#illustration#redacted vincent#redactedverse#this man is my roman empire#i would absolutely be upset if i were in his position like you cant just Not Tell someone that theyve been yoinked into a peudo family#thats real keen on murder and fraud and other things#i feel like theres no right answer here though#like i completely 100% understand where william is coming from on this one#porter is right#william is keeping vincent in the dark because he genuinely cares about him#and acknowledges (correctly) that turning him took away literally all of his agency basically forever#he's trying to do good by a stranger who he made a life altering decision on the behalf of#and it was a selfish one#yes he saved vincent's life but only by forcing him to throw away his old one#and in keeping vincent entirely out of shady clan business william is doing the best he can to give vincent a normalish afterlife#THAT SAID#you coulda told him#like yeah 20 year olds aren't known for making good rational judgements but this all could've been avoided#if william just sat him down and went look. this is what we're up to. i believe it's a necessary evil. you don't have to participate#but this is something you're tied to now based on a snap decision i made#i acknowledge that that was wrong and hope you can forgive me someday but if not that's okay#would it suck? PROBABLY! but vincent finding out through porter of all people is definitely worse#not to mention him feeling like he's the ONLY person who doesn't know and looked like an idiot defending the house at the summit#aw man i wrote another essay again
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Yeah, he’s already becoming one of my favourites.
#sakamoto days#sakamoto days spoilers#oki sakamoto days#this is really funny considering how little I cared for him when he first debuted#like I was just like#is this really the final order member? he looks so underwhelming#but MAN did Suzuki prove me wrong he’s such a fun antagonist#this man literally BOMBED the fucking store to break Sakamoto before killing him like he’s a fucking MENACE#he’s basically everything that I thought that fraud Asaki would be#OKI STOCKS ARE UP
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