#Good API

[math-memes]

[millenniallust4death]

All this talk about Tumblr disappearing and how we should export our blogs.

Writing R code to download all the notes from ONE Tumblr post has been an irritating adventure.

The main problems:

The API only gives you ~50 notes per call - no pagination, no offset, no “get everything” option. Tumblr: Fuck you, API user.

You’re limited to 300 API calls per minute.

Even if you respect that limit, Tumblr will still get cranky and start throwing 429 “Too Many Requests” errors.

When you reach the end of a post’s notes, the API just… repeats the last note forever instead of stopping.

There’s no reliable way to know when you’ve hit the end unless you build that check yourself.

Tags and added text from reblogs are a completely separate part of the API - not included with the likes, reblogs, and replies you get from the /notes endpoint. Why? Tumblr: Fuck you, API user.

Did I mention that the API is a rickety piece of shit? It forced me to get a bit creative. I built a loop that steps backward in time using timestamps to get around the lack of pagination. Since the API only gives you the most recent ~50 notes, I had to manually request older and older notes, one batch at a time - with built-in retries, cooldowns, and rate-aware pacing to avoid getting blocked.

My script works now. It politely crawls back through thousands of notes, exits cleanly when it hits the end, and saves everything to a CSV file.

Was it worth it? Eh.

[potatopassenger]

Collection of Zoro dealing with Luffy having all or nothing spatial awareness when it comes to him

But Zoro also has none...

+ Bonus Usopp praying for Zoro

[notbecauseofvictories]

Working in the field I work in, I hang with a lot of IT guys. So much so that it's given me...almost a reverse nostalgia? uno nostalgia? I don't know what to call it, but it's the emotional equivalent of "aw, tech guy, you love spending a half hour enthusiastically painting your grand vision for me! That's adorable! So oughts! It's like you haven't run face-first into an unspoken and immovable social/political dynamic yet!"

[i-just-want-to-destroy]

[newreelsvideo]

sleeping spider🕸️🕷️😹💣💤

[clumsypuppy]

I CANT USE CSS ON ARTFIGHT...............

[dexaroth]

hiii hi :3 hellooo

[dkettchen]

not me finding out that fandom wikis do not have an api (which is like a specialised ui for programmers that a lot of websites have where you can more directly access resources off the website with programming tools, f.e. if one piece wiki had one, you could tell your coding languages like "hey get all the strawhat pirates' names and heights off their character pages and put them in my database here please" and it would be able to get that info off the wiki for you) so I will have to learn web scraping to get data off there for visualising ship stats project I have planned for my data analysis portfolio instead now smh

[autism-corner]

OH I LOVE BEING LIKE MY DAD

[riot-control-camp]

OKAY NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THE LITTLE GARDEN ARC

ESPECIALLY THE NARRATIVE PARALLELS BETWEEN ZORO AND SANJI AND DORRY AND BROGGY??? THE FACT THAT THOSE PARALLELS PARTICULARLY IMPLY THAT THEY HAVE A SPECIAL BOND THAT WILL LAST LITERALLY FOREVER???

THE VISUAL WHERE THE AUDIENCE REALIZES THAT THE MOUNTAIN RANGES WERE SKULLS?? PAIRED WITH THEM LYING IN THE SAME POSITION AS ZORO AND SANJI'S TWO DINOSAURS LEFT BEHIND ON THE BEACH?

average tumblr user notices single instance of symbolism, more at 11.

but usopp getting more moments of bravery!!! WE STAN HIS ARC!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!

zoro getting to laugh and tease people this arc was beautiful, i love that stupid cunty bitch

sanji getting his part of the arc done through cunty trespassing, lying through his teeth, and beating up animals? FANTASTIC THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE (specifically thank you for that twisting move he did with his heels around the vultures head. how does it feel to live MY. D R E A M)

LUFFY WAS SO SHAPED. I WOULD KILL FOR HIM. HE'S SO FERAL.

and calling it now, nami is absolutely going to get malaria girl is the QUEEN of "it's nothing [2 episodes later it is in fact a resonant Something with excruciating plot relevance and emotional stakes attached to it"

almost simped for crocodile but miss all sunday was Right There MA'AM. MA'AM. RESPECTFULLY AND ASEXUALLY, TILL THE BED FUCKING BREAKS--

also he has a giant gold pet which i don't fuck with. also his rings remind me of redd white from ace attorney who is Unfuckable as he is a murderer of a mentor figure (other forms of murder have not detered me from simping in the past. in fact it is typically a point in a character's favor)

also oh my god tumblr makes so much more sense now that i am attempting to use it while high, my fluency rate and understanding of how every person on this platform is distressingly and hilariously comfortable assuming their experience is universal

okay but the still of the giant's weapon shards thrown over their head in victory? makes me insane, will never be over it cannot fucking handle it will be crying forever and ever

[sunnyyflowerrs]

and when i say down with spotify

[gatorlovebot]

its taken me way too long to do it but i finally opened up a savings account lol big win of the day 🥳

[strawberista]

He sees those golden eyes and he freezes up. That is a memory he isn't sure he wants to relive any time soon.

[nectaric]

this is something i have not achieved in years

[aha-chuu]

Super disappointed by the new Dan Heng IL trailer btw like no high cloud quintet lore, hardly any actual DHIL and yeah Long lore but eh... You can read a lot of it in game already