#HES A SIMP

[daemon-in-my-head]

You know what? Gortash is not a monster fucker.

He's a monster lover. He wants a monster relationship. Monster shared business ventures and monster shared bank accounts. Hells, he's even down for some monster hand-holding and monster cuddles in a sketchy dark ally where their gods can't see. Monster stolen glances and affectionate purring if you will.

You may want to fuck the Slayer or the Dragonborn, but he wants to put a ring/leash on it. Please get it right. Gortash is much worse than you think.

[ritz-writes]

i was telling @novelcain the hc ive seen a few ppl adopt of Aziraphale being Santa and Crowley being Krampus. You wanna know what it said?

It's the opposite.

Crowley is Santa cuz he thought it'd be funny to break into people's houses and leave shit instead of taking it. But it backfired and he ended up becoming legend.

And Aziraphale is Krampus cuz, while trying to "fix" Crowely's "misdeeds" he accidentally, somehow, took a kid as well. He returned the kid of course, but it spiraled into it's own legend regardless.

I am in love with my partner so much rn. They are very big brain.

[violetscharcoal]

Idia shroud definitely writes fanfics about his favorite ‘waifus’ and no one can convince me otherwise.

(their all x readers too)

[faerunsbest]

Rolan has an Instagram just to follow a few specific pages and mostly his spouse.

He pays alot of attention to it when they need to travel for business and post about their findings.

He lives for the moments when they take pictures not noticing their own reflection in things. Their big excited smile reflected in windows and glass displays.

[dreamofjoys]

Hi guys, I have uploaded chev’s treasure event (his pov) at YouTube over here , along with his chapter 1-3. This event is SO GOOD LOL we all need to hear his sexy voice and thoughts

[anarchysmut]

Romanced Gale, throwing a "I once read a book..." line at you: 😊🥺

Tav: not much of a read, but I've seen some informative diagrams

Gale: ☺ informative diagra— 🤨😶🥵

[mushmuffin]

This is ink he's a twisted wonderland oc uh I can't draw 🤠COOL ANIME BOIS😱 so I drew a rubberhose character uH he's simps or in other words just likes the twisted wonderland girls

[w1tchcr4ftt]

Had a random drawing idea and accidentally made an oc in spray paint

I have a thing for demons in human worlds.

[pocket-sized-lawyer]

Aaand the nose is bleeding from the sight of her in the maid fit. Dammit Megumi.

[bibbysstuff]

S in Sylus stands for Simp

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[haley-harrison]

Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

[gillotto]

He’s supposed to be studying.

[allastoredeer]

Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️

[junespriince]

What would you tell your younger self if you could go back in time, Titans.

Wally, holding young Wally shoulders: tell them, our parents are shit and they won't change, so live with Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris. Also no, we're not getting over Dick, it will get worse.

Young Wally: aw...

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Roy: lock the fuck in little shit, also read those parenting books in B's closet we need those... We will think she's dying every day if we don't read those books.

Young Roy: I get a kid? Lame.

Roy, strangling himself: LIAN IS NOT LAME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

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Garth: live in Roy's bathroom, it the best.

Young Garth: WE HAVE A FRIEND!?

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Donna: men ain't shit- except your twin, Dickie. life ain't shit, except to torture Dickie. And you will steal his girl because trust me, we love women and I want you to get with her sooner, after therapy.

Young Donna: ... Who would name their kid Dick?

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Dick, give him escrima stick: go, get revenge. Go feral.

Young, blood lust, Dick: holy justifiable revenge Batman!

[chiefcosm]

The biggest sin in that game is that I can't dating this freak skeleton man