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I need my pussy ate clean off the bone, a new ombre 26' unit perfect for spring/summer, and 3 packs of pre rolls and that would heal me for a minute fr lmaooo
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Surprise kiss!
I just know words of affirmation from him goes CRAZY
#date everything amir#amir date everything#date everything#date everything fanart#date everything game#date everything art#fanart#doodle#art#artists on tumblr#amir#I FORGOT TO GIVE THE PLAYER GLASSES AT THE END#I NEED TO KISS THIS MAN#REAL BAD
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hands....
#spamtenna#tenna#spamton#deltarune#i started with just a grumpy spam and then i wanted to draw their hands real bad#so i just filled in the gaps idk i hope it makes a bit of sense lol#bad day spamton deflecting and seeking a distraction but like this is pre-rs in my brain#flirting and teasing but nothing else (yet)#ok i need to sleep#zeph art
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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Prosecutor Jayce and Detective Viktor
#I needed this crossover so bad#another detective in jail lord have mercy#at least this was an accident for real#or was it...#thinking#arcane#ace attorney#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce talis
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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Sketching while streaming s5...
Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)
Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:
(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)
#yes I realize Jon and Martin are in different fucking art styles let me live#do not accuse me of being AI this difficulty drawing hands is all natural I worked hard drawing for years just to fucking suck at it#update I listened to 170 I heard it was devastating but my ass was LAUGHING#poor martin but omg me and my buddy had everywhere at the end of time in the background and shit was so funny#he forgor 😭💀#it was emotionally devastating at the end tho Jon suggesting he stay there um btich NO?!#Jon the literal Lonely is not worse tham being around you get a fucking grip#helen continues to be the best character her showing up for the juicy gossip is so fucking real#anyagays#tma#tma podcast#the magnus pod#tma fanart#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#tma jmart#tma season 5#tma spoilers#i have to make a diagram for my jon and martin designs for s5 SO bad#if only i could draw jon.... >:(#i need u guys to know that my martin loves plaid and jon is wearing a plaid shirt thats too big in s5... inchresting....#sarag art
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Movie Night (Clip of the scene here)
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mdzs au#mdzs modern au#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#jiang yanli#In this day and age of media analysis it can be easy for things to fall into a dichotomy of 'good' or 'bad'.#But the truth of the matter is that all art is subjective.#Sometimes it is fun to watch a film that is a hot mess! A bad good film just leads to a potential good bad film.#Critically speaking - age of ultron really is a mess. And yet there are people out there who love it! And that's wonderful!#However. The real reason for making this comic is that I need to talk about the funny robot moan.#The grip it has over me... Why did he sound like that? Why did they put that into the script?#Why is it so god damn funny and fun to say? I don't have verbal stims but this is probably the closest I've been.#This comic is also a homage to the years of fighting over movies to watch with sibilings.#The sibling court of law means that we are still holding grudges over 'wrong' movie choices decades later.#Anyways. I think JYL is a marvel girly and JC is desperately trying to get her to watch any other films.#He's trying to watch and read all the classics to impress (his parents) other people. Unfortunately he is unbearable about it.#Meanwhile WWX mostly watches stuff like 'The Room' or 'Airplane!'.#Rest in peace WWX. You would have loved morbius.
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these kids are incredibly stressed out
#needed to update my bad kids drawing bec seeing it + the numerous breakups made me sad#so core bad kids only for now#please note very specific sneaker and height headcanons#kristen should be more buff but girly's got a lot going on she for sure isn't at her peak#the bad kids#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#d20 fantasy high#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#fabian seacaster#fabian is the only one with weapons bec he is incredibly extra#fhjy#dropout#fantasy high#d20 fanart#i need to work on more comics but rn i cant write bec real life projects are killing me#but character art is so fun and i needed to experience joy so i gave myself an afternoon to finish this and now i gotta stop#character art#ribbittrobbit
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HAPPY VARENTINES DAY, ANGEL ! I've been facing some tech issues recently, but!! To celebrate Ren's birthday and Valentine's Day, I'll be releasing Day 5 (the Early Access version) for all the Beta Testers in a few days!
And for those who aren't part of the 14DWY Discord server, don't worry! The public version will be available for everyone to play once the beta testing period is over ^^
#I don't have internet right now because my service provider is ass </3 I fear we may be livetweeting from my campus wifi right now lmao /hj#Anyways!! For those unfamiliar with how the whole ''Day update'' releases work; it's as follows:#Beta Testers → 14DWY Discord Server → Public Release#I always feel bad for those who pay money to boost da server (or donate to my ko-fi); so I want to offer them early dev logs and game acces#But members can also become a Beta Tester for ✨free✨ by chatting and reaching level 50 — or by taking part in server events >:3#They get access to all dat + unique server perks (like special name colour; upload & emote/sticker perms; [REDACTED] pixels lmao; etc)#And just so that it's not too overwhelming for da folks on Discord—#—I don't think I'll make a Twitter/Bsky announcement until Day 5 is officially available for beta testers to play#Or... until I can find a new service/phone provider because an additional $40 a month is NAWT the vibe!!!!! T_T#I also do not want to drive 1.3 hours into the city just to use my uni's/McDonalds wifi hjgdgjdhjgd#But I fear this may be the price I need to pay to have extended wifi coverage to the middle of nowhere </3 /lh /silly#Oh lawd.... How am I going to upload the files to Itch........... T_T#Brb brawling and bawling a certain internet provider real quick <3#💖 — 14 days with queue.#🖤 — updates.#🖤 — shut up sai.#I'll make a new rebloggable announcement + use the 14DWY tags once Day 5 is officially out!!
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he's killin' me 😩
#btsgif#btsedit#dailybts#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#userkelli#userpat#annietrack#hobi#hoseok#need him real bad#thank god for 4k fancams#alyssa must have done something in her past life to be blessed with this amazing opportunity#my gifs#also his tummy though 😩😩😩#I WANT HIM
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Yes you’re not fatphobic but are you capable of talking about fat people in a positive manner without saying somft/round/rotund/squishy/tumby/chumby/any other variation of the sort. Are you capable of talking about us in a positive manner without it being about beauty or attractiveness. Are you able to talk about fat people in general without being dehumanizing or infantilizing. Can you treat fat people with respect.
#disclaimer ofc that not every fat person feels this way. but i personally hate it sooo bad#and also disclaimer that ur ok to rb but the second someone clowns im taking away reblog and reply rights#like i think if youre talking about a fat person the same way youd talk about a fat cat you need to reconsider some things#tbh i see it more w characters than i do real people but its smth i Have seen happen and it drives me up the wall
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TW!! THUNDERBOLT SPOILERS!!
my HUSBAND’s pretty cool
credit: elizditss
#ugh he’s so fine#like i won’t u#real bad#let me take care of you#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes fluff#bucky barnes comfort#bucky barnes edit#sebastian stan#sebastian stan edit#sebastian stan x reader#sebastian stan characters#sebastian stan photos#girlblogger#this is a girlblog#need that#i need him#marvel edit#thunderbolts edit#thunderbolts*
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just read kill switch. you just had to twist the knife man☹️
link to fic here by @king-candybug-backup
#art#wreck it ralph#wir#turbo#king candy#candybug#trying so hard not to spoil in the tags rn but like#this fic is genuinely so well written#I also love how you handled character interactions btw#candy trying his damndest to read Calhoun’s expression to no avail is so peak#it’s so over#WE’RE SO BACK#actually no it’s over for real this time#chapter 13 had me in a chokehold I FEEL YOU CANDY IT GETS BETTER I PROMISE#YOU JS GOTTA THUG IT OUT#I feel so bad for vanellope actually this poor 9 year old#this poor girl JUST got out of being isolated to hell n back and now she has to deal with sinistarbug trying to eat her#and some old ass man going through an npd crisis#sorry for rambling.. I need more wir fics thatre at least 10 chapters long😔#coughcough I love you ‘but it’s just pie’ cough cough
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the "should the veil come down" poll is fascinating bc people have such strong opinions that it shouldn't, but like
it was, crumbling and in shambles and about to release the blight at any moment throughout all the games... forget the ethical issues of whether the spirits would be better off without it. it's precariously held up by pure luck of "the grey wardens have not yet killed the last two archdemons despite wanting to really badly" alone. something Would have to be done to it!
veilguard's "solution" is actually insane - hinging the entire thing on:
putting solas, already badly injured, into solitary confinement for [unknown immortal lifespan amount of years] and hoping that doesn't... kill him at any point...? obligatory reminder that it is considered a form of torture, and has terrible physical and mental health effects. it is not only very cruel, but also objectively bizarre to expect someone to just remain alive in there indefinitely without problems.
hoping solas can soothe the blight. by himself. with his notoriously charming personality, and how much the titans must love him for being involved in their plight. let's be real, this guy did not manage to even soothe the dalish when he met them the first time, and they're much more similar to him than "vengeful detached souls of entire land masses". better hope he doesn't piss them off more, or just get blighted in there, and then also die? or get turned into a new voice for the blight and start calling people into the black city to open it again?
hoping that everyone immediately stops having the trait of hubris. tevinter went and broke into the black city back when it was fully defended and the veil was at its strongest - now the entire veil is held up by One Elf? 3563 evil magisters are probably dousing themselves in blood to get there again. alternatively, they would just be trying to kill solas specifically as a remnant of arlathan/Evil Elven God™️/to prove they can do it. and he's significantly more killable than the other evanuris.
the funniest black comedy option is, of course, if rook triumphantly stabs solas and shoves him into the veil, and then... midway through the end credits, the veil collapses. bc as solas said many times, he is not actually a god, and if stabbed by The Lyrium Dagger That Kills Evanuris, after already sustaining some injuries that he didn't seem capable of healing, he probably would just bleed out offscreen.
#dragon age#dragon age meta#solas#txt#i do not usually care about people's opinions on fiction but i Do need people to be aware that#solitary confinement is real and quite horrific and probably being done to people in your country!#on the excuse of “they deserve it” or “it's not really that bad”#so i am a little weirded out when people are genuinely like “wow! so optimistic! so moral! so sustainable!”#it isn't..... this is once more a “the bioware writers are white people from edmonton” moment i fear#taking a bold stance on the city of omelas by saying#“what if we build the city on purpose around an eternally miserable prisoner? but it's ok bc the prisoner is kind of an asshole”#i don't think this is a good way to write.... optimism... hkfjdjs.#on an out of universe level i think the veil should stay somewhat up just bc i like the thedas lower fantasy vibes#but veilguard was not convincing in the least hjfjdjkfhd#this is like putting duct tape over a nuclear waste leak except the duct tape is one guy in eternal torment
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home cook
#PLEASE NOTICE THE PUN IN THE CAPTION#I WORKED HARD FOR IT#ive been watchinghouse for 2 months now. im on season 5. ive been#talking about how theyre so gay for 5 seasons but this. this actually caught my heart. what the fuck...#the whole scene....wilsons fluffy ass hair...what took over their minds to write and film this fucking insane domestic scene#it was so cute...i needed to draw wilson hair but i got lazy in thr middle so you only get dialogue#i never actually thought id draw hilson fanart but here we are#although. is this even ship art. is it really ship art if im just. drawing what directly happened in the show. the only way. the ONLY WAY.#as even SAID BY HOUSE HIMSELF. for them to be more close is to start unzipping#on screen#in this case#like...do they know..do they know gay people are real...#anyway. ive been on this brainrot for a while on the down low but this has been ENOUGH. this is too mych for me to not speak up about#watch the funny medical show they said#he does medical malpractice and is a nasty funny little man whos gay with his best friend#its true!!! but at what!! fucking cost!!! im depressed!!!!!! sad gay asshole has me sad!! hoping for his healing!!! what the fuck!!#where was i....yeah. he wants that cookie so bad#habe you seen the way he smiles when he makes wilson smile like tf tone it down sheesh#house md#cant believe they got me to make fanart. goddammit.#hilson#sighs#gregory house#james wilson#house md spoilers#my art#GGRRRRRR HES SO PATHETIC AND EHECUCHCHSCHCDHCDC
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