#I’M SO!!!!!!!

[dathen]

Was rambling at my sister about Wyll and Karlach and she responded “sounds a lot like Polly and Yaretzi vibes” and I am BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS WITH THIS REVELATION

[jelliegirl]

i am a bisexual but the reason i never had a serious romantic relationship with a man is because if they use an even slightly condescending tone i fly into such a frothing bloodthirsty rage that i know i could never have had a healthy relationship with a guy HSKDMMD

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[sentientsky]

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

[windwenn]

This drawing made me realise that actually I love the comfort zone and I would like to go back into it. Also that I must draw more tigers.

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[scrawnym4]

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

[soapbbox]

Tenna watch out for the thirst comments

[churrotowns]

cockblocked 😔

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.