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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
#the original tattoo was coloured just fine!#the only problem was that one of the colours was clashing with the tattoo just above it#the neon pink fish belly didn't match well with the earthy palette of my medieval lady#so I had a guy go over it and make the fish belly bright red#(which IS a colour you see in illuminated manuscripts!)#and now I'm very happy with everything
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*screams*
HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE
ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY
NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY
#it’s what the fucking A stands for#also agender#asexual#aromantic#ace#aro#aro/ace#aroace#agender#lgbtq+#lgbtqia#pride#pride 2024#lgbt pride#holy shit 10k#20k??? wtf#why does this have 30k?#guys... yall have problems
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The IT Guy: The Unsung Hero of the Office
Every office has one. That mystical figure who emerges from the depths of the server room like a tech-savvy wizard, wielding an arsenal of USB sticks and an uncanny ability to fix things just by looking at them. He’s the one who holds the power to make or break your workday. He is… The IT Guy. Chapter 1: The IT Guy’s Natural Habitat The IT guy doesn’t have a normal workspace. No cubicle farm…
#coding struggles#computer issues at work#cybersecurity humor#data security jokes#fiction#funny IT experiences#funny IT guy experiences#funny IT issues#funny IT stories#funny tech problems#funny tech support#hardware repair mishaps#helpdesk disasters#IT career humor#IT department chaos#IT department jokes#IT desk shenanigans#IT guy at work#IT guy daily life#IT guy humor#IT guy office survival#IT guy problems#IT guy stereotypes#IT guy stories#IT jokes#IT jokes and puns#IT memes#IT professional struggles#IT specialist life#IT support chaos
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Doey's 2/3 angsty traumatized teen, I think he'd love MCR
#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter four#doey the doughman#pianosaurus#I like to think Pianosaurus would have been a fun jokey kind of guy. He could have been so fun but nooo 10 seconds of screentime#he lives on in my heart. he gets a boss battle TO ME. He's so fun to draw please whyyyyyyyyy#Orange hand is Matthew (responsible 15y/o) Red legs is Kevin ('problem child') and short Yellow is Jackie (the kid who fell into the vat)#Jackie is too young and from a happy family. he would not know MCR. Matthew and Kevin would have listened to The Black Parade album on loop#Ignore that Black Parade came out in 2006 and Hour of Joy was 1995- emo music transcends time#my art
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Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
#i just know the guys in the titan sub suddenly remembered all their abandoned wips and felt real crushed about it#writeblr#writing#writing inspiration#writing inspo#writing community#writing memes#writing humor#writing problems
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dream closet . ݁𝜗𝜚˚
#girlblogging#girlhood#hell is a teenage girl#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del rey#coquette#girl is a gun#girlblog aesthetic#im just a girl#just a girlblog#closet#dream closet#baby doll#sleepy girl#older man younger girl#girl blog#cinnamon girl#girl problems#girl interrupted#girl core#girl hood#girl rotting#girl thoughts#girl things#girlcore#older man <3#i love old men#i like older guys#girly tumblr#bed rotting
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he's so cute and sillyyy 😫 my goood, look at him, just look at him!! how do we even have the nerve to pump his life with angst? my dude deserves to be happy 24/7







#this guy is impossible to hate. it's just so so impossible#i actually think he doesn't have any sworn enemies among the decepticons bc even they can't really hate him#no matter what you will like him#it just automatically happens. it can't be any other way#people are like NO we forbid you here strange extraterrestrial robots! find yourself a home somewhere else! we don't want your problems!#and then optimus is like okay you leave me no choice... here are my secret weapon#and jazz comes out and smiles and says “hi there tiny dudes 👋😄”#and people are charmed. okay autobots you can do whatever you want on this planet as long as you keep this little cutie with you#tf jazz#jazz transformers#transformers#maccadam#tf
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in love

#spoiled#sugar bae#sugardaddy#sugarbunnies#sugarbaby#pay me money#daddy's good girl#older male#older man <3#older man younger woman#olderforyounger#oldermen#older is better#hot older man#older guys#handsome older man#older man younger girl#age g4p#age g@p#spoiled princess#daddy’s good girl#good g1rl#good kitty#call me a good girl#1cky princess#self love#black beauty#applepay#money#money problems
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my piece for the @gojogetozine :) thanks for having me! if you missed out their aftersales are open now .
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#girlblogging#lana del rey#girlhood#hell is a teenage girl#quotes#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#book blog#tumblr girls#girlblogger#angelcore#angel#i need sleep#mine#not my idea#teacher crush#oldermen#pinterest girl#manic pixie dream girl#im just a girl#girl problems#coquette#soft pink#long hair#older guys#1cky princess#just girly thoughts#memes#girl interrupted#female hysteria#female experience
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Part 44! Fun fact, I actually am a natural ginger, but I have been able to gaslight a specific few people into thinking that I'm blonde and just dye it. They've thought that for at least two years at this point. I want to see how long it can go lmao
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#thank you guys for being so patient while waiting for this update! The next one will probably be a lot sooner#also if its not clear Jason isnt actually ginger he just decided to cause problems lmao#dc#Bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#Tim drake#red robin#duke thomas#the signal#damian wayne#robin#hal jordan#green lantern#barry allen#the flash#batfam#batfamily twitter au#justice league#social media au#dc comics#the justice league#dc universe#dcau#good dad bruce wayne
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Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.
Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3
#superman#batman#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc#he has to problem solve soooooooo much; he mustve made it a habit at some point#everyones at least a little entertained by it. sometimes the brain behaves the way it wants to#if he has no one to bother he will resort to traditional methods#which include talking to himself for hours OR talking to a little duckie or bat or toy or whatever little guy is on his console for the day#which is objectively funny and entertaining when you rollback camera footage#but hes always grumpier after an afternoon with no headway#so clark is called in before Bruce gives himself an aneurysm lmao
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⚠️Please don’t touch the sexy deer, it’s not flirting with you. ⚠️
I’ve got a thing for Vox being a fuckboi who keeps thinking their tension is gonna lead to hate sex. 😂
#grey art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#radiostatic#one sided radiostatic#complicated relationships yummy!#alastor#vox#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#it’s also fun to see these scenes with an ace character#I have had a guy say that exact line to me#I felt absolutely nothing#😂#ace problems#✌️
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picked up one of these in a batch of tech to be thrown out. it was sticky. like really, grossly sticky.

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William gives Michael a very “good” FNAF gift..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#william afton#plushtrap#springtrap#smiling friends#fnaf 3#fnaf 4#yes this is based off the smiling friends bit#William is just trying to be ‘nice’ and give his son a gift#a smaller version of himself a plushtrap#who wouldn’t want a plushtrap??#Michael is confused and kinda concerned.. he does not want that lil guy#guess William will never give a gift again 🙄#FR THOUGH its really funny to me that like#William in canon made a plush ver of himself#specifically to scare his children at night#like what’s his problem 💀💀#love you plushtrap though you’re just a silly lil guy
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I mean I get that’s it’s not the only contributing factor, but I’m curious exactly how much of the shelter dog over-population problem is actually due to poor dog ownership/management vs the housing crisis and economical stress. I’d be willing to bet by investing in social programs that give people the resources they need to care for their pets (cough cough affordable and free housing cough cough) that the amount of pets in shelters would dramatically drop. We can all sit here pointing fingers and screaming at each other until we are blue in the face, but if the owners basic needs are not being met, how can we hold them to a basic standard for their pets?
#I know I’m probably preaching to the choir#but truly it feels like we got one group of ppl being like#adopt don’t shop! people breeding animals are evil!#and the other side being like#alll shelter dogs are inherently genetic disasters that will always have behavior issues responsible breeding is the answer#or the problem is uneducated owners#idk guys we r all ripping ourselves apart when the real enemy#*turn and looks directly into the camera*#is our government#USA centric post
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