#Joke and Dagger

[louddxd]

°•☆spy vs spy doodles★•°

helloo i recently got into spy vs spy its officially my new interest and GUHH this shit is beautiful.... if u also like spy vs spy LETS TALK!!!! i wanna make new mutuals because i seriously can't contain my silliness about these two freaks.... i love them so much...

[ballpitbee]

Didnt post this.

Ponis.

[agendratum]

kiseki: dear to me as text posts (3/?)

[wraithsoutlaws]

"The newest member of Coyote's "Dirt Devils", some feral outta the Bakkers. Apparently a bit of a mad dog, she's been keeping him on a short leash." "He got a name?" "They call him Diamondback."

[n0rcor]

idk, messy stuff

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[beneathsilverstars]

me: i have a disease where if i don’t say everything in the funniest way possible i’ll die. i’m a comedy-pilled bit-cel. in fact this is just a normal conversation to me, the joker.

my wife: none of those were even funny

[toolsofmyenemy]

No shame but Truth Teller really gets around.

Azriel

Elain

Nesta

Bryce

[berivokcs]

(Sort of a half joking theory)

Hey

Hey ISAT fans.

So recently, I was in a tradition keeping camp, and some tradition keepers came, specifically janissaries.

Wanna know what I noticed?

Siffrin's dagger has that curve, right? Wanna know what else has that curve?

This is a Jambiya, a dagger the janissaries used in combat, that they originally got from Hungarians when they made a village/town in Hungary with the vikings.

Conclusion: Siffrin is Hungarian or Turkish.

This probably wasn't on purpose from insertdisc5 but I really really really like Hungarian Siffrin, so XD

Thanks for listening I will be drawing Siffrin in traditional Hungarian outfits.

[darkcolinodonorgasm]

[existencebringsonlypain]

New mutual shenanigan goal:

I’m going to become your step parent via marrying your mother

dagger already tried and failed, I wouldn't count on it

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Utterly old-man-core that an ideal way to use magneto’s ult is to shut down luna’s ult, some true Turn That Shit Off old mannism going on down there

[thatdepressedtwink]

The original toxic yaoi

[aluc-art]

OOOOOH Guess Who's Home, HOOONEEEYYY!!!

[bitchfitch]

I've started playing Potion Permit, and so far it's one of my favorite games I've messed around with, but the most big brained move the devs made was giving you a dog on day 1, and then making that dog able to track NPCs and lead you directly to them no matter where they are in the town.

[girl-out-boy]

cant believe mtv was a girlpete truther all the way back in '08... iconic behavior

[valentinedagger]

in the year of our lord 2013, there was a character named July in something called Stardust. this Stardust in question, however, was a paragraph style roleplay hosted on a wiki through my online high school. it was extremely silly and involved time travel, holograms that make aliens look like humans, and a central plot point revolving around a character falling in love with the concept of belgian waffles.

during the duration of this roleplay, it became a running joke that my character, the aforementioned July, liked to stab people with bobby pins. (the origin of this joke was a total misread -- it came from a scene where she was trying to stab someone with a hinge pin, like from a doorframe, but the person i was roleplaying with misread the paragraph and i just rolled with it.) other characters regularly brought this incident up to needle her. somehow, this snowballed into the solution to every problem being bobby pins. characters using bobby pins as increasingly ridiculous improved weapons. a gun that shoots bobby pins. bobby pin grenades. in a later roleplay, the macguffin that functioned as the control panel for an entire universe was -- you guessed it -- a bobby pin.

in the hallowed words of 2014:

“WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE AND BOBBY PINS!” "I actually don't know," July replied. "You try to stab one person with a bobby pin, and suddenly everyone thinks it's your signature..."