#MailPersonalization

[acornsalessealsstamps]

[scarameownya]

OK THIS IS LIKE ULTRA OLD ART but i need yall to know just how much i love this lil shit

i was sososososososo obsessed with them, theyre crazy as hell but hey thats the charm tee hee

[clanborn]

I just had a question about the Alaska clans! What kinds of messages would be important enough that the couriers would need to be sent out? Would they be too urgent to discuss at gatherings?

The couriers’ messages are pretty varied and not necessarily characterized by urgency. Couriers serve less as an emergency response system and more like a living telegraph/pony express, just average mailmen. The clans are fairly geographically isolated, but still work as one unit, so the couriers keep the clans in constant contact and updated on anything even slightly relevant. They also help connect family members across clans and deliver personal messages between them. They manage physical items as well, and regularly make deliveries such as herbs or prey, or trade goods with the local trader Captain. However, they are still key messengers in case of an emergency.

[cuntwrap--supreme]

To me, peak nonbinary humor is using "they" in place of girl/boy/man/woman/person. Example: instead of calling your nonbinary friend the "birthday person," they are the "birthday they."

[keendaanmaa]

*accidentally lift one side of my mailbox off the screw it hangs from while checking for post*

"Hmm that is not a desired outcome. Get back on there."

[yume-fanfare]

PACKAGE IS HERE!!!!!

[ravendruid]

Fresh out of the mailbox :')

I love them so much! They're so pretty (and sharp! The d4 and d8 could carve an eye out).

For anyone curious, I rolled an 18 on my first d20 roll, so I would say it's approved!

[citrine-elephant]

when leon's decapitated head gets here it's gonna be so fuckin wild on this blog my god

[pearl-kite]

I bought some little trinkets from an artist online and was like OH I should check if they're here, and the tracking says delivered, so I go on down to the little neighborhood mail tower, unlock my box, and

nothing

I'd say it's empty but there's some stupid spam mail.

It says it was two days ago, so I try to open a ticket on USPS.

ಠ_ಠ

Look up the local office's phone number

It immediately disconnects

ಠ_ಠ

Guys I just want my little washi paper and stickers, don't do this to me on a Friday

[zenathezee]

Today I drove past a shirtless man arguing with a postal worker and only caught the last bit of the argument, when he stormed away from the mail truck and yelled "Well you don't believe in time travel, so that's that."

[bear-do-well]

My package arrives today... I have to leave in 20 minutes, I am stressed I hope my package will come before that (or after my brother arrives home)

ough the anticipation of the package

[teamwhimsy]

Oh no I ordered a package and someone from USPS delivered it to me in a Sunday. I did not choose this, please give them their day off back.

[tqmlecherocuki]

Yam spotted https://twitter.com/GingerBrave_dev/status/1730101448137179296?t=nhyeO4wsAvVcb7J1JnDfWA&s=19

"If 4 degrees or fewer: hug purple yam cookie"

OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MY GOOOOD IT IS HIMMMMMM OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAA

so he's just a walking furnace? That is, uh, cruel considering what happened to him, but, sure! (I guess if he is one, then he may not require dressing for colder climates....?)

[faytelumos]

assumption on you based on your writing: you're a cynic but in the best way possible.

Haha!

Yes, I am very cynical. People drive me insane on a daily basis. But, if you've ever heard the phrase, "There's no such thing as a bad dog, just bad dog owners," that same thing applies to humans.

[iloveyoudie]

what if i just populate bright falls with my own ocs what then

[mailperson]

The thing about Charli XCX’s Brat is that it IS a fun album, catchy poppy singles, solid house energy, and clever or endearing lyrics here and there.

But it was and is also quite clear that just like the prev post says it really does not have anything worthwhile to say. It generally waffles between immature apathetic “fuck it all lets party have sex go out” (which can work just fine in the right context don’t get me wrong) and like trying to be provocative but ultimately just falling on really regressive or mean-spirited gender expectations. In this regard it’s a very cowardly and unambitious album.