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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle, Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Auror Harry Potter, Minister for Magic Tom Riddle, Adoption Summary:
When his son comes to him in distress, Gellert knows the situation is serious.
What could shake Tom Riddle, youngest Minister of Magic on record, up so badly?
Update 18.11.2011: New Bonus-Chapter!
#harry potter#fanfiction#ao3#tomarry#tom is adopted#MoM Tom#past MoM Albus#albus/gallery#MoD Harry#auror harry#father Albus#Father Gellert
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The Charity Ball
part one / part two / part three / part four / part five / part six / part seven /
#dad villain au#marinette dupain cheng#tom dupain cheng#adrien agreste#emelie agreste#kagami tsurugi#my art#long post#dont worry the headache is just there for a spell#Goliath Viceroy is weak to Mom's Advice
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I've got SCU on the brain so here's some Wachowski grandparent doodles
#my doodles#my art#scu#sonic movie#movie!sonic#sonic wachowski#amy wachowski#aurora wachowski#movie!aurora#maddie wachowski#tom wachowski#grandma!maddie#grandpa!tom#dad!sonic#amy rose#mom!amy#movie!sonamy#sonic the hedgehog#sonic trash
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🥺I DUN CARE HE STILL BABPY🥺
#He smol and he still plays nunchucks at home and reads comic books and still needs ear rubs from mom#sonic wachowski#tom wachowski#sonic movie#sonic movie 3
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Stop light shenanigans
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#this came to me in the shower as most great thoughts do#I’m so sorry for this LONG ASS POst#Bill Woodward#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#My mom said this was a one one two but with an extra one…. which is boxing talk I guess#Basically ‘’ tom coming in with the left hook’’#which I’ll take as this being at least somewhat funny#tho does it count when the only people you have to ask is who you got your humor from?#Tom Houston#digital art#digital drawing#art#fanart#Hatchetfield#Tgwdlm#nightmare time#jane’s a car#Is it obvious I have no friends in this fandom except my momma???#starkid#hatchetfield fanart#black friday#//Komic
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Obsessed with how many times they mentioned that Sonic is their kid, that they're a family, that their home is his home too. He's their baby.
#they are his mom and dad#tom and maddie are literally the best humans in this franchise#tom really didn't deserve what happened to him in the third movie 😢#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sonic movie#sth#scu#sonic cinematic universe#sonic movie universe#sonic 2#sonic movie 2#sonic the hedgehog 2#sonic 3#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog 3#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#tom and maddie#gif#my gif#gifs#my gifs#gif set
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Full blame on @happyfoxx-art and Alejandro Saab. Because of them just being genuinely adorable in their fan spazzing I finally watched the Sonic movies, and ho boy 8'D I'm hooked. Bless the movies for making Shadow a person instead of "angry is my entire personality". And for also being so found family oriented.
And because, damn, Sega is allergic to giving Shadow nice things and I needed more stuff of Maddie being his new mom, I looked up fanfics, as one does. And found "Welcome to Green Hills, Shadow" by TalesofAlynthi and man has it been a long time since I've been this attached to a fic 8'D I actually had to take a break from it because I kept clenching my hand too tight at one point I got worn out X'DD
They did start writing before the 3rd movie came out, so it's more of a hybrid between the movies and games? I think. X'D I don't actually know anything about the games, but they mentioned they started in Oct 2024. So no 3rd movie spoilers.
Anyway I figured the fic would be a good source to pull scenes from to practice drawing these goobers. (They're unexpectedly really difficult to draw) And since I filled up one of my standard canvas sizes with doodles I figured I'd post them. Artist liberties have been taken because I can't resist drawing their lil claws >u<
Here's individuals
#my art#Sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic cinematic universe#sonic movie universe#shadow the hedgehog#movie shadow#movie sonic#miles tails prower#tails the fox#knuckles the echidna#sonic wachowski#knuckles wachowski#tails wachowski#shadow wachowski#Welcome to Green Hills Shadow#fanfic fanart#tom wachowski#pleaaaase let the wachowskis adopt Shadow too#I know it won't happen in canon#but it does in my head e<e#let them have all the alien critter people#best mom and dad
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I said this in the comments of someone else’s post, but I’m going to say this here. Taash identifying as non-binary is good actually, and in fact better than the dev’s making up some new term for them. Let’s get into it.
So for a bit of background, I’m non-binary and Thai. If you don’t know, Thai has specific terms for different gender-sexual identities, they’re quite old, they date back a few hundred years. However, the thing about culturally specific terms is just that, they’re culturally specific. The reason you use them is because you are tied to the culture in such a way that you gender-sexual identity cannot be disassociated from it. Because, to be clear, these terms are never just about your gender or sexual identity. They encompass a role you play within society itself.
For instance, in Thai culture we have tom/tomboys. These are AFAB folks who occupy a masculine societal role and date women. If you’re AMAB you cannot be tom. If you’re transmasc and feminine? You cannot be tom. If you’re transmasc and not attracted to women? You cannot be tom. If you’re transmasc and mostly date men? You cannot be tom. If you’re transmasc but don’t particularly feel like taking care of the girl you date, taking her out, being the ‘man’ in the relationship? You can’t really be tom.
Because the thing about culturally specific genders is that they come with a lot of rules. Being tom isn’t being non-binary. There are cis women who are tom, and there are non-binary people who are toms. You do not get eschew gender roles in these cases. You are quite literally taking one on. You have a role and place in society that has been made for you, and you are expected to carry it out.
Because of this, none of these terms are a one-to-one for other identities, and nor should they be. Being kathoey or hijra is not the same as being a trans woman or non-binary, and visa versa. You can be kathoey and not be trans. You can be trans and not be kathoey. Being aqun-athlok or any other specific term shouldn’t be either. The idea that it is, is more ahistorical and inaccurate than the word non-binary itself. Giving Taash some new, culturally specific term, would inherently tie them to a culture, and one perhaps that they didn’t feel apart of. Especially since Taash’s entire story is about struggling to figure out where they belong. Arguably the biggest issue with their story is that you have to make them decide, and fundamentally tying them to a term would’ve compounded that problem.
The reason I identify as non-binary and not a tom, is because I am not occupying some specific role in Thai culture. Despite living in LA, I rarely interact with other Thai people who aren’t my family. I do not live in a cultural context that would allow me to identify as a tom.
The thing about terms like non-binary, or trans, or agender, is that they’re meant to be acultural terms encapsulating the concept of truth to oneself and ones identity. Whereas culturally specific terms aren’t, they’re about the role you hold in society and where you fit in. It’s about your identity within a status quo. Taash is a character who is eschewing societal roles, and breaking the status quo, giving them those terms just wouldn’t work.
And finally? Using non-binary itself allows the writers to very specifically say where they stand. There is no space given to transphobes. You either accept that DA is queer-friendly or bust. And that’s a very important stance to make in an era where trans and non-binary folks are being actively targeted. There’s no ‘well Taash isn’t actually trans or non-binary they’re [insert term here]!’ Because people would’ve done that, we know they would’ve. This means people can’t do that. They have to just say that they have an issue with the term, and thus we can call them for what they are. Transphobes. Plain and simple.
So yeah, Taash’s identity does have nuance, it has a lot of it. And to be honest with you, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trick Weekes, a non-binary person whose wife is First Nations and thus from a group with culturally specific gender identities, knows about the difference between something like two-spirit and trans. And to be honest with you, using something like non-binary has nuance I doubt was actually afforded to Krem, considering they cast a cis woman to play Krem.
So yeah.
#taash#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard spoilers#bioware critical#dragon age critical#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#krem#non-binary#veilguard#datv#dragon age veilguard#dai#trick weekes#weekes#writing#idk what else to tag#i can also tell how many of you have NO experience#with cultural genders#like i can smell not the whiteness#but the western cultural dominance on u#and mind u! i’m an american!#but my mom is very thai#so she did make me know the difference#she also calls me a tom funnily enough#and i’m like ‘i’m not a tom’#and she goes ‘idk. u look like one tho.’
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I'm sorry a TURKEY did WHAT to your mother's contact lens?? HOW??????
Right, yeah. So we had this turkey when I was growing up. And we raised this fucker from a tiny little baby, hand fed him, just doted on him. He was our first turkey ever. My mom called him Tom.
One day, she needed to work in a pasture so the flock of assorted fowl, (chickens, geese, and Tom) needed to be gently herded into an auxiliary pasture for the time being. The geese were biddable enough, the chickens ran ahead.
But Tom was not feeling it. He puffed up in irritation and my mom leaned down with her arms spread to usher Tom through the gate. Tom parked it. He turned to regard my mom with avian malice. And as she leaned down he shot out his horrible bald head and pecked her eye.
My mom screamed and fell backward, flailing enough that Tom fled through the gate anyway. When she recovered herself she came back inside, shaken and furious.
She checked out her eye and found it miraculously undamaged after the assault. It was like an hour later when she realized her contact lens was missing and the whole family speculated that it had saved her eye from Tom’s attack.
Tom did not live to see another sunrise.
#ask ffs#it was way too dangerous to keep a bird that went for peoples eyes especially since I was around all the animals as a young kid#I don’t like bird meat so I don’t recall eating Tom#but my mom hasn’t perfected butchering yet and he may have ended up as crab bait#ffs foibles#turkey#bird#fowl
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The first Sonic movie does loneliness and longing so well I’m gonna throw up. The way Sonic gazes at Tom and Maddie before they even know he exists. How am I supposed to be normal about this

The Wachowski home being Sonic’s single source of light in the darkness… I’m ill I’m crazy I’m gnawing on the bars of my enclosure
#I’m rewatching the first movie and oughhhhghghhg#the one bright spot in his depressing life. his hope#i can be so normal about this i promise. don’t look at my blog#sonic movie 1#sonic wachowski#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#donut dad#pretzel mom
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Implied James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Harry Potter Has Siblings, Break Up, Getting Back Together, a quicky harry/luna, Healer Harry Potter, Harry Potter Loves Tom Riddle, Tom also loves Harry but he is emotionally constipated, Sexual Content, Lily Potter is a Great Mom, implied tom/others, Mutual Pining, Demiromantic Harry Potter, Light Angst, Sane Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort, Bottom Harry Potter Summary:
Harry knew Tom was going to break things off with him before Tom did.
#harry potter#fanfiction#ao3#tomarry#healer harry#breakup#make up#eventual marriage#harry has siblings#undersecretary Tom#MoM Tom
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"what's the biggest difference in Tom's character in the dad villain au" you've never seen a papa-bear go so grizzy mode so fast
#my art#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#tom dupain cheng#lê chiến kim#dad villain au#also the final straw for marinette was that the day kim pulled that shitass prank on her#that gave her like. love trauma in the show#was around the same time sabine passed out for the last time and never woke up again#so marinette realized that she was publicly humiliated#by chloe via kim as a proxy for the 'prank'#was going to lose her best friend who was moving#and was going to lose her mom#basically all in the same day
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I love Jake with shit parents as much as (or more) than the next guy, but what about Jake with doting Lesbian parents (run down of those moms here) who maybe didn’t give him the structure or boundaries he needed. They pumped up his ego like crazy and his world was perfect until he got old enough to understand homophobia and toxic masculinity.
Until he got bullied for wearing his hair in long waves when he started kindergarten.
Until he understood the slurs mean men yelled at his mamas as the feed store.
Jake started closing off whenever he wasn’t at home with his moms and sisters. Putting on the armor of misogyny and toxic masculinity. He splits himself in two. Into Jake and the one who becomes hangman.
His moms are big on supporting the military. One of his moms was in the navy for a bit or something (ONE OF HIS MOMS IS BEAU SIMPSON’S SISTER), so when Jake wanted to fly, he knew he was gonna go navy. He never came out to his moms. They knew anyway.
He put on his hangman persona and went to Annapolis. Jake didn’t come the surface again except on breaks and eventually, with Javy.
One leave Javy comes home with Jake to Texas and is stunned by how fucking camp Jake is with his family. How relaxed and loved Jake is and how he really is hot shit at the Seresin ranch. How he sings Dolly and Reba and Bonnie with his Mama while fixing up cars and how he helps his sisters with their horses and patches fences with his Mom.
Everyone at home knows Jake’s queer, nobody says it because that boy needs to fly. They love him hard to tide him over between the academy and flight school and deployments. They charge him up so he can cover himself in his veneer of cockiness, douche baggery, and over inflated ego.
That’s what Bradley sees the first time they meet. And Bradley hates him and is so infatuated with the confidence and the smirk and the build. Jake thinks Bradley is hot, but he’s not in the navy to find a boyfriend. They end up in an enemies with benefits situation. Over time bits of Jake slip out and Bradley falls hard. Jake falls too but he knows they have secrets and knows what his moms went through before mom left the navy. They both want to fly.
Bradley bugs out on their relationship when Jake invites him home (as a friend). Jake curses Bradley for getting under his skin. He swears off feelings, gets the callsign hangman for leaving Bradley during a training exercise, and Jake finds that real ironic.
By The Mission Jake has dated a few guys, maybe brought one home even. His oldest little sister is getting married and he’s still hung up on Bradley and that pisses him the fuck off. He is spitting mad at himself and Rooster. It comes out in training.
Javy is the only one who knows what’s going on all the way and he’s just watching the dumpster fire. Phoenix is the same but she’s showing up on rooster’s side. They are secretly married, so they both know everything and basically blame their besties for all the grey hairs.
Nat doesn’t know the extent of Bradley’s parental shit though. So when she finds out about Mav she’s like ah yes the puzzle pieces.
Bradley was raised in the opposite environment (vibes wise) from Jake. Closeted men (Icemav, some Hollywolf) hiding and a little ashamed and filled with internalized homophobia raising a little boy to be untrustworthy and afraid. That was Bradley’s natural state. His mask the one of friendliness and charm.
Basically this is another campaign for Jake and Bradley as literary foils. Two sides of the same coin. They figure it out in the end.
Jake’s mamas are very cold to Bradley for the first few years after the reconciliation. Bradley gets absolutely floored by soft snuggle bug horsegirl Jake when he finally meets him.
More here and here
#hangster#icemav#jake hangman seresin#pete maverick mitchell#top gun maverick#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#javy coyote machado#natasha phoenix trace#Jake’s lesbian farm moms#javy/nat#sereshaw#weird masculinity fucking everyone in the eyeballs#top gun#Jake is a gay man#camp Jake my beloved#also he has sisters#always#fanfic
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Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 192
Bradley (16 years): Ice and Mav have no idea I'm high
Iceman: You're high?
Bradley: Oh, I'm sorry
Bradley: *Leaning over to Jake (14 years and Ice's son)* They had no idea I'm high
#Yes I choose Jake as Iceman' son#Bradley it's now living with Mav after his mom death#And yes I choose the idea that Hangster BUT like in 12 years#top gun fandom#top gun#incorrect quotes#top gun incorrect quotes#top gun 1986#top gun maverick#quotes#icemav#hangster fanart#sereshaw#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell
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The Harry Potter Pretty People's Club
I’ve always been kind of fascinated by how and why *attractiveness* is used in the HP books. So, I’ve decided to play a little game, and score up characters based on how often their prettiness is brought up. Here’s my scoring system:
(1 point) - We are straight-up told that this character (or some aspect of this character) is attractive. The word beautiful, handsome, attractive, elegant, pretty, lovely, good-looking, good looks, nice-looking, curvy, or gorgeous is used.
(.5 points) - We are specifically told the character has nice hair, or nice teeth. (JKR describes teeth a lot, it’s a thing.)
(.5 points) - The character is described as moving in an attractive way. The word lounging, lolling, graceful, posing, or haughty (so lounging/posing, but more evil coded) is applied to them
In terms of the ranking, twins and and parent+child duos get to compete together, because how common “they looked exactly like their parent” type descriptions are in these books.
No points for “they used to be beautiful” or “they would be beautiful if...” Also no points if someone is described as attractive specifically by Rita Skeeter. We are clearly not supposed to take her as a reliable source. Also not counting the times Petunia calls Dudley “handsome,” or the time when Slughorn calls Ron handsome while trying to cheer him up after the love potion, for the same reason.
(if you’re curious, Rita does describe Hermione as “stunningly pretty,” Pansy as “pretty and vivacious,” herself as “attractive blonde, forty-three” and Harry as “the most beautiful thing she had ever seen” when he’s giving the interview about Voldemort’s return.) So let's get to the top 26 most attractive (?) characters in Harry Potter.
#26 - WILKIE TWYCROSS (.5)
“Graceful” apparition instructor. Unfortunately the rest of his description stresses that he’s practically see-through.
#25 - MADAM PUDDIFOOT (.5)
Has shiny hair. Unfortunately also “very stout” (and unfortunately we we know how JKR feels about fat people : / )
#24 - ROMILDA VANE (.5)
Has hair that is “black and shiny and silky.” Of course Ron does say that while zoinked out his mind on love potion, so not sure how reliable his report is.
#23 - HORACE SLUGHORN (.5)
Young Horace has “thick, shiny, straw-colored hair.” He’s also rocking embroidered waistcoats with golden buttons. Idk, I bet Horace was kind of dishy back in the day. Heck, I bet he still is. He’s well dressed, charismatic, charming. Someone has a crush on him. JKR is just mean and wrong about fat people
#22 - NEARLY HEADLESS NICK (1)
Has “elegant” hands. So, if you’re into that…
#21 - ANDROMEDA TONKS (1)
Andromeda’s sisters are not actually going to make the list, because they fall in the “beauty potential” category. Narcissa “would have been nice-looking if she hadn’t been wearing a look that suggested there was a nasty smell under her nose,” and the “long blonde hair streaming down her back gave her the look of a drowned person.” I love Narcissa, but that framing isn’t especially flattering. Bellatrix was once beautiful, but “something — perhaps Azkaban — had taken most of her beauty.” Now if Andromeda looks enough like Bellatrix to give Harry a double-take, and she looks like a Bellatrix with “wider, kinder eyes” who hasn’t been to Azkaban… she more than earns her place on the pretty list. Also is described as “haughty.”
#20 - ANGELINA JOHNSON (1)
“Rather attractive” according to Lee Jordan. Seems to wear micro box-braids, which Pansy says look like “worms.” Boo Pansy (who is not on this list.)
#19 - PERCIVAL, KENDRA & ALBUS DUMBLDORE (2)
Percival is “good-looking,” Albus has shiny hair, and Kendra is “haughty.” I’ll buy that the Dumbledores were a pretty striking family, that makes sense . But they rank a little low because they all only have one attractive descriptor apiece.
#18 - OLYMPE MAXIME (2)
She’s an elegant frenchwoman. The only lady on this list described as “handsome.” Also graceful, has shiny hair, and Hagrid is very into her.
#17 - PARVATI & PADMA PATIL (2)
Both of them look “very pretty” in their Yule Ball dress robes, and are quickly snapped up by Beauxbatons boys when Harry and Ron ignore them.
#16 - FIRENZE (2)
The “handsome centaur.” Also the only character described as “gorgeous” (by Parvati.) At which point Hermione scoffs and says that he’s got four legs. By which we can deduce that Hermione is a bit vanilla for this conversation.
#15 - BILL WEASLEY (2)
Described as “good-looking” and “handsome” by Mrs. Weasley, and of course FLEUR is very into him very quickly. I considered adding “cool” to my list of words connoting attractiveness, which would have bumped Bill higher… but JKR seems to associate “cool” more with personality. Like Mad-Eye and Hagrid are “cool” without being especially pretty.
#14 - GELLERT GRINDELWALD (2)
Briefly seen in a memory and a photograph, described as “handsome” both times.
#13 - LILY POTTER (2)
A “very pretty woman” and a woman with a “kind, pretty face.” Like with Andromeda, JKR throws in “kind” to make sure we know this is good-pretty, one step up from the Patil twins who are girly-pretty (sorry Patil twins.)
#12 - LUCIUS & DRACO MALFOY (2.5)
They have super sleek hair. It’s brought up a lot. Pansy likes to pet it.
#11 - BLAISE’S MOM & BLAISE ZABINI (2.5)
Blaise’s mom is a “famously beautiful witch,” who “had been married seven times, each of her husbands dying mysteriously and leaving her mounds of gold.” Fanon needs to decide on a name for her, and I think Clytemnestra is the right amount of on-the-nose. Blaise himself is described as haughty, and picky, and tends to “pose” and “loll against pillars.”
#10 - MADAM ROSMERTA (3)
Attractive, pretty, and the only character who is “curvy.” (I think she might have the boobs of Harry Potter universe.) Also wears sparkly turquoise heels, which is cute. Ron is into her, and so (I think) is Cornelius Fudge. I mean - “Rosmerta, m’dear… lovely to see you again, I must say. Have one [drink] yourself, won’t you? Come and join us.” Like, that’s flirty, right?
#9 - ROWENA & HELENA RAVENCLAW (4)
Surprising that they crack the top ten, but every time we see an image of them they are described as beautiful. Usually with a qualifier like “austere” or “intimidating.” Beautiful is a word with a little bit of an edge to it in this universe. Beautiful people are just… a little suspect.
#8 - GILDEROY LOCKHART (5.5)
Very handsome, good hair, good teeth. The teeth are honestly brought up enough to feel a little off-putting and predatory, which I think is exactly the point. Lockhart is a very 90s-Disney-movie queer-coded villain. But, he is extremely good looking (or at least very well put-together.) Mrs. Weasley and Hermione both have crushes on him, and he continues to get fan mail into his St. Mungo’s days.
#7 - GINNY WEASLEY (5.5)
Ginny’s an odd one. She’s described as “graceful,” popular, and “a lot of boys like her,” (according to Pansy.) Honestly, that’s mostly how we experience her beauty. Krum thinks she’s attractive, Blaise thinks she’s attractive, Amycus addresses her as “Pretty” in a creepy way, and so does some random Diagon alley amulet salesman. Both Harry and the narrative voice stay pretty quiet when it comes to thirsting over Ginny. We get the honestly very conflicted description “Ginny gave Harry a radiant smile: He had forgotten, or had never fully appreciated, how beautiful she was, but he had never been less pleased to see her” and then “Ginny and Gabrielle, both wearing golden dresses, looked even prettier than usual [at Fleur’s wedding].” Which isn’t even completely about Ginny! Maybe you could count the romantic descriptions of her hair being flamelike or on one occasion “dancing,” but that’s really it. I am doing my very best, and scraping the bottom here.
#6 - HERMIONE GRANGER (7.5)
Hermione seems to fall firmly into the “cleans up nice” category. She is the “pretty girl in blue robes” at the Yule Ball, looking good enough that Pansy gapes and Malfoy “didn’t seem to be able to find an insult to throw at her.” She’s also looking good at Fleur’s wedding, when Viktor and Ron are definitely interested. Her hair can look elegant and shiny if she puts in effort - otherwise it’s bushy, and Pansy compares her to a chipmunk. We also know she has large front teeth, before she gets them fixed. She occasionally gets a “graceful” or “haughty" description, and Greyback does creep on her (again with the creeping!) calling Hermione Harry’s “pretty little friend.” I also gave her half a point for the description of Horcrux!Hermione, who is “more beautiful and yet more terrible than the real Hermione.” That’s another good example of how JKR uses the word “beautiful,” and I guess “more beautiful” definitely implies some existing beauty.
#5 - CHO CHANG (8)
Cho is very pretty. She’s often described that way, and she has long shiny black hair. She naturally pairs up with Cedric, who also scored an 8. I wish I had more to say about her, I really do.
#4 - CEDRIC DIGGORY (8)
Our first “pretty boy" - he’s described that way by both Harry and Seamus. Seamus actually seems to kind of have a thing about Cedric. He doesn’t believe Cedric put his name in the Goblet of Fire because “I wouldn’t have thought he’d have wanted to risk his good looks.” And true, Cedric is “exceptionally handsome, with his straight nose, dark hair, and gray eyes” and probably our first extraordinarily pretty person. Angelina and Katie think he’s hot, Myrtle creeps on him - although, honestly - Myrtle creeps on everyone, and the text doesn’t take it very seriously. Interestingly in the film we get a moment of Voldemort turning over Cedric’s head with his bare foot, saying “Oh, such a handsome boy” - to which Harry replies “Don’t touch him!” That’s a subtle difference - in the books it’s only threatening when girls get creeped on, the movies are a little more equal opportunity.
#3 - SIRIUS & REGULUS BLACK (11)
Sirius is hot. He’s “carelessly handsome,” his “dark hair fell into his eyes with a sort of casual elegance neither James’ nor Harry’s could ever have achieved.” He rolled out of bed looking this good. Sirius is graceful and lounging and bored as hell, but you know “handsomely so.” Even when he falls through the Veil, it’s a “graceful,” beautiful death. Regulus gets a shout-out too, because he “had the same dark hair and slightly haughty look of his brother, though he was smaller, slighter, and rather less handsome than Sirius had been.” But, as is mentioned nearly every time he appears on the page, Sirius is extremely handsome. Less handsome than Sirius is still handsome.
I think it’s actually important to Sirius’ character that he is THAT beautiful. Sirius is a kid from a very bad environment who’s one bad day away from just snapping… but you’d never know it. He’s so attractive, he’s so effortlessly talented, he hides everything so well. Of course none of the adults in his life would be worried about him.
#2 - FLEUR, GABRIELLE & APPOLINE DELACOUR (12.5)
Fleur almost seems like a cheat, because she is supernaturally beautiful. She is “a woman of such breathtaking beauty that the room seemed to have become strangely airless. She was tall and willowy with long blonde hair and appeared to emanate a faint, silvery glow.” Even Aunt Muriel thinks she’s beautiful. (We also do get told that Fleur has nice teeth.)
But again, she’s beautiful. She’s that slightly threatening, too-feminine beauty. Until she gets married… and has a kid… which redeems her. “While [Fleur’s] radiance usually dimmed everyone else by comparison, today [at her wedding] it beautified everybody it fell upon.”
#1 - TOM RIDDLE SR. & TOM RIDDLE JR. (14)
Our clear winner, and also our second “pretty boy.” (Marvolo calls Tom Sr. “pretty,” and Tom Jr. is “his handsome father in miniature.” so yes, Voldemort does count as a pretty boy.) Poor Tom Sr. - the text frames the aftermath of his sexual assault as him “abandoning” his wife, but unfortunately that falls into the wider trend of only girls being victims of creeps in the HP books. It’s like the weird detail about the stairs to the dormitories - the girls can go to the boys dormitory, but not vice-versa.
But yeah. Tom Riddle’s attractiveness is brought up almost every time he is. We even get details - we specifically know he lost weight and grew his hair out after he left school, and it looked super good on him. Hepzibah Smith is very into him, Bellatrix is very into him. (Although I do wonder just how snakey he looked when they met.) Adult Voldemort doesn’t treat the loss of his looks as any kind of sacrifice, he seems well rid of them. They’re just another annoying aspect he wants to shed on his quest for transhumanism. He gets rid of his father’s name, it only makes sense he would want to get rid of his looks as well. I do like the detail that his original eyes live inside the Locket, that is cool and creepy.
(but, logically, I can only assume that means his original nose lives inside the Cup.)
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This picture right here means so much to me 🥹💖💖
What I would give to be the one hugging little Snok right there 🥹
#look at how happy they all look!#Ozzy chilling#Maddie hugging Snok#Snok roasting a chili dog#Nerples' grapes catching fire#Tolz wearing his little baseball hat#and Tom having a good time with da bois#they're a happy family#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#sonic the hedgehog 3#sonic movie#sonic wachowski#movie tails#movie knuckles#miles tails prower#miles prower#tails prower#tails the fox#knuckles the echidna#maddie wachowski#tom wachowski#pretzel lady#pretzel mom#donut lord#donut dad#ozzie wachowski#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic 3 spoilers
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